LOL this is what happens when I'm bored and thinking about Death Note XD. Lately, I've been neglectling Death Note T.T, cause I've been watching Bleach (WHICH TAKES FOREVER!) So cha, enjoy and comment plz!

Mello: Nisa does not own Death Note.

Matt: But if she did, it would be epic!

LightPOV

I was running my fingers through my gorgeous hair when I was rudely interrupted by Ryuzaki-kun.

"Light-kun. I have a question." Ryuzaki said, with a perplexed look on his face. The stuck me as odd, because usually Ryuzaki-kun was never confused about anything.

"Yes, Ryuzaki-kun?" I asked, slightly ticked off.

"Why was this found in my kitchen this morning?" he asked, shoving a piece of paper into my face. I snatched it from his grasp, glanced at it, and grimaced. Why the hell was something like this in Ryuzaki's kitchen?

OMG L-KUN! 3 3 3 3 /3! I LIKE, FLIPPING LOVE YOU AND LIKE, MARRY ME! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I CANT BELIEVE I GOT INTO YOUR HOUSE, AND LIKE, ACTUALLY SAW U! EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!~~~~~ :D So, do you prefer honey bagels or chocolate? What's your favorite snack? OMG YOU LOOOOOKKKK SOOOOOO CUUUUTTEEEE WITH CAKE! SOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! /3 SO LIKE, HERE'S MY NUMBER!

789 (OMG UR SO KAWAII) – 678- 1234! SOOOOO CCCAAAAALLLL MMMMEEEEE!

LOVE (I. LOVE. YOU.), SOME-RANDOM-FANGIRL-THAT-YOU-OBVIOUSLY-DON'T-GIVE-A-SHIT-ABOUT.

"So Light-kun. How was this "fangirl" able to get into my house? How did she even know I was here? Why the hell did she give me her number?" Ryuzaki complained, obviously overly-confused.

"Well, you see Ryuzaki, fangirls are unstoppable. It's impossible to get rid of them, and actually, it's surprising you haven't gotten this before." I explained, rolling my eyes. Ryuzaki could be so stupid sometimes. I got up, and went to my drawer labeled "stalkers." I handed him the random notes.

"See? I've gotten these notes before too. It's normal." Ryuzaki pouted, drawing his legs closer.

"Stupid fangirls. They ruined my security system! Now I have to change it and- "Ryuzaki pouted to himself, I myself, on the other hand started petting my hair again.

Fangirls. What to do with them?

LOL Hope you enjoyed! Plz remember to comment! It helps me write better!

Matt: *sigh* I bet if Nisa wouldv'e owned it, there would have been a Mario, and a Princess Peach, and-

Mello: MATT SHUT. .UP.

Nisa: *facepalm*