A/N Hey guys First story here, be nice would you?


Chell groggily woke up, the pure white light stabbing at her sensitive eyes. "Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computerized enrichment centre..." No. No. No. NO NONONONONNO- Chell screamed in her head. "And we hoped you enjoyed your brief detention in the relaxation chamber..." Chell jumped out of her small pod, the same one that she got out of before, so long ago. This was not supposed to be happening. She had left the facility! She had left all of the nonsensical testing and consistent insults behind! As her feet hit the floor, she realized that she now adorned the Aperture Science Long fall boots, the very same ones that GLaDOS had removed from her just after sending Wheatly into lunar orbit.

"Well...that's enough teasing I would think..." Came the oh so sarcastic, narcissistic, and strangely comforting voice over the in built speakers of the wall. Chell froze up instantly, What? GLaDOS chuckled darkly at the confusion plainly written on Chell's pale face. "Remember when I said I was going to let you go? That was an outright fabrication. In reality, you could never leave, the outside environment has a surface temperature of over 9000 degrees Kelvin. Statistics from testing clearly show that humans die one hundred percent of the time when exposed to such an environment." Chell was quite characteristically speechless from this, a look of suspicion written on her features. "What? You don't believe me? Just take a look through an outside camera." A nearby panel flipped over to reveal a fairly large screen hidden in the wall of her tiny glass, concrete and steel room.

What Chell saw stunned her. The surface donned a eerie red aura, heatwaves clearly visible on the horizon of nearby scorched hills. "The sun expanded exponentially after a sentient hostile alien force whom called themselves 'The Combine' tested a new method of human suppression. They reasoned that by increasing the temperature of the sun, humanity would simply submit. This turned out to be the case, along with the fact that earth is no longer able to support any life." Chell just fell backwards onto the pod, what was she going to do now? Live out the rest of her life with a possibly insane A.I.?

GLaDOS once again reading her facial expression like a book, proceeded with her one sided conversation. "Now that you're completely stranded with me in this facility, you may be wondering 'what will I do?' Or more likely 'what will I be able to destroy next?'. But I have a better idea than to simply leave you to your own devices, as the last time I did so, you put the dumbest idiot in charge of the whole facility, and more specifically, the highly unstable nuclear reactors that required constant monitoring." Chell rolled her eyes at the last point and leaned back on her arms, Well I didn't know he would turn into a egotistical maniac that existed only to test. She thought bitterly, this not being able to talk thing was getting older by the second. "Oh, and before I forget, I implanted a few upgrades to your nervous system and brain stem..." Chell's eyes snapped up to the nearest camera, its eye glaring right back. "It allows me to tap into a few things like..." A sudden wave of warmth took Chell by surprise, causing her to let out a silent yelp "...Sensory inputs..." Her hand then came up and started caressing her own face. Chell gasped ."...Motor functions..."

Her hand violently jerked away, allowing Chell to use the appendage again, only to be floored by a very abrupt pulse of pleasure originating from somewhere below her chest. "...And pleasure-pain reactions." Chell slowly got back up and proceed to stare incredulously at the camera on the wall, eliciting a small laugh from the ever omnipotent A.I., who then continued. "Now If you would get out of bed, I have a surprise for you in my chamber" -her voice dropping an octave on the word 'surprise'- "And no, before you ask, its not another trap or lie, or both. A reeeeal one." Chell just sat there, still silent, glaring dangerously at the lone camera that occupied the wall adjacent to her.

"Oh don't give me that look, why would I even try to kill you in my chamber when I could kill you here, where there would be no mess for me to clean up?" Which only made Chell deepen her glare. "If you want to play that way, I have no choice other than to use some reinforcement." GLaDOS mused darkly. Chell's eyes widened at the camera, she didn't mean...

Without warning her hand moved, Chell attempted to struggle, but her whole body had started to rebel against her. Now she stood, shakily hobbling to the now open portal that had opened on the wall nearest to her. Chell just tried to relax, and sighed. Great, under remote control by a obviously crazy computer. This day is going to suck. Upon entering GLaDOS' chamber Chell was released, causing her to stagger slightly. The aforementioned chamber was mostly empty

"Hello Chell." A feminine voice sounded behind her, causing Chell to jump. Lean arms wrapped around her, a weight now on her back. "Settle down, its just me." The voice breathed into her ear, causing Chell to flinch. The arms now turned her around, forcing Chell to view a crouching mid twenty's silver haired woman with luminescent orange eyes. Chell just gaped at her. The unidentified woman just chuckled. "If you haven't figured it out yet, I built a bio-mechanical body for me to put my conscious into." Chell just stared dumbly at her. "Me. As in the only other sentient being left on earth..."GLaDOS continued, obviously annoyed. Chell still just stared, slowly realizing that the woman wore no clothing, showing off her perfectly formed, firm, C-cup breast from under her long silver hair. She was starring. Noticing Chell was staring at her chest and no longer listening to her none to subtle hints, GLaDOS put her arm over the two distractions. "Chell, up here." GLaDOS ordered, lifting Chell's head up by her chin with her hand. Chell jerked her head away from GLaDOS' warm hand, obviously embarrassed at her staring. "Now if your done staring, its cold in here and I need to find some clothing."


A/N Wow that took longer than it should have... but anyway mind telling me what you guys think? Because I don't want to be uploading trash to this awesome site. T~T

I'll upload the second chapter if someone asks, like I said, I have no idea if this is any good at all.