April Fools
I don't own WIR
I know it's not April, but that's not stopping me from writing this story full of funny stuff. So get comfy and ready to do some laughing because here's the story
It was a nice, peaceful morning for the game characters. The racers all sat at the starting line, waiting for President Vanellope to show up. Candlehead and Taffyta were arguing
"I told you to lock the door last night and when i come in the morning the door's unlocked, what if somebody robbed me?" asked Taffyta angrily
"I forgot ok? You know how i am" said Candlehead
"Why i oughta-
Vanellope drove up to the starting line
"Greetings racers, i have some announcements, first, Taffyta, I'm sick of your bully bully ways, you're banned from racing" said Vanellope
"WHAT?!" shouted Taffyta
"And Candlehead, that can-don't, is gonna cost you a week in the fungeon" said Vanellope
Candlehead stood in shock
Racers Reese Caramel and Honey Potts drove up
"What's going on?" asked Honey
"Reese, apparently Jean Jackets aren't proper racing material, so i'm gonna take this" said Vanellope before taking Reese's Jacket off her body
"Hey what's the big-
"Crumbelina, your coffee tastes horrible, i'm shutting your shop down" said Vanellope
"But you can't-
"And Herschel, no more oreo hats, it's against racing regulations" said Vanellope before taking his hat "I'm afraid i'm gonna burn this Jacket and Hat"
The racers looked at her in shock
"April Fools everybody" said Vanellope before laughing
Candlehead fainted
"I'm just joking everybody, Reese here's your jacket, Herschel your hat" said Vanellope
"It's april fools day? And i forgot?" asked Gloyd
"That's right, i got you all" said Vanellope
she laughed real hard
"Good one ms. President, you really got me" said Taffyta
"That's only the first prank i have" said Vanellope
"There's more?" asked Herschel
"Oh you have no idea" said Vanellope
That's it for chapter 1, more funny things to come soon, now for some crediting
Reese Caramel: Jubileena
Herschel Nougatson: Captain Alaska
Honey Potts: VickyT36
If you have suggestions for pranks, feel free to share them
