Title: Stuck
Author: Lisa M
Pairing: BJ/Hawkeye
Rating: Sergeant - for one bad word
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own anything. Don't sue … no money.
Archive: Anywhere, just let me know.
Feedback: Would be appreciated - good or bad.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: For mash100th prompt of 'stuck'.
A/N: 100 words exactly.
"Stop moving around, Hawk."
"I can't. It really hurts."
"If you hadn't backed up so fast."
"Well, if you hadn't startled me, I wouldn't have."
"This isn't my fault."
"Just pull it out already."
"I'm trying, but it's pretty big."
"I've had bigger."
"Sure you have."
"Will you hurry … ouch!"
"Be quiet! Do you want to be seen like this?"
"No, I'm not sure we could explain it."
"I think if I yank it out quick, like a bandaid …"
"Yoooooooooouch!"
"Did you just scream like a girl?"
"Yes."
"Well, I'd imagine a sliver in your ass deserves that."