GAH! SORRY! Ghhh…Just let me justify myself, and then you can kill me painfully.

I've been TRYING to write Son of Neptune, but my idea bunny has run off in pursuit of a carrot truck. But two new oneshot bunnies have hopped onto my desk, so I will make a collection or Oneshots/drabbles! So…TADA!

Okay, you can kill me now. Ready you pitch forks.

Okay.

Ready.

Aim.

FI—Hey wait! STOP! HOLD IT! If you kill me…I WON'T BE ABLE TO WRITE SoN! HAHA! You must keep me alive! That's it…put down your deadly projectiles…go on…

Okay, I shall now stop my pointless attempt at subtle (Ha…ha. That's a good one…subtle.) humor. READ ON MY FRIENDS!

Left Behind

There he goes, yet another boy to add to her ever growing collection of forbidden loves.

She hated it with every fiber of her being. Hated this island, hated the fates, hated love, but most of all hated them. Every single on of those gods damn Heroes!

Or, at least, she wished she did.

That would make it so much easier on her, wouldn't it? To pretend they had all been soulless jerks who didn't deserve her unconditional love. That they had she had sent them all away. That they never loved her anyway, so why bother?

Of course, that was never the case.

No, they all had to be so nice, and brave, and compassionate, and handsome, and loveable! They all wanted to help her. To stay with her. They love her, they promise, they really do! But alas, they cannot accept her eternal companionship. They all have lives, jobs to do, destinies to fill! More important things to do then love her like she wants them to. She would like to say she's used to it by now. In fact, she should be used to it by now. This has been going on for how many years now? She lost track millennia ago. She should be hard, tough as nails! She should be used to having her heart stamped into a thousand tiny little insignificant pieces!

But she isn't, and she just can't figure out why. As hard as she tries to not let them see it, each time is even worse them the first, mostly because she knows that it was bound to happen anyway. This time especially.

He had been to kind, so pure, so brave. And for a few blissful moments, she had really thought he was going to stay! To be truthful, she had laid it on a little thick. He could never age, escape his destiny! She knew the fate of the world rested on his skinny shoulders, and she had foolishly hoped he could escape that. That Thalia girl had found a loophole, so why couldn't Percy? Let that Hades kid (what was his name—Nikki? Hermes must of told her some time) deal with the fate of the world! Couldn't she experience a little happiness for once?

Walking along the beach, back to her lovely, lonely garden, Calypso scolded herself for thinking such selfish thoughts. Each and every one of those amazing Heroes had a terrible destiny, just as she has to put up with for all eternity.

Like it or not, she is and always will be destined to a life of being left behind.

Hah ha! FINISHED! I'm not quite sure what this is…too short to be a oneshot…Nevertheless, a sequel soon!

~The ULTIMATE Catchphrase~