We all know Sara is in N.A. But I can't help thinking what our Sara really needs is M.A.(Michael Anonymous). 8-)
Sara's twelve step Michael Anonymous program for the truly Michael addicted.
1. Throw away all origami gifts.
2. Change your cell phone number frequently.
3. Make amends with yourself by realizing that any heterosexual female (and quite a few gay men) would have done anything he asked after 'that' kiss.
4. Stop reminding yourself daily that above mentioned kiss is the single most 'intimate' moment of your life.
5. Stop dreaming about tracing his tattoos with your fingers, on a nightly basis.
6. Stop thinking about his eyes every time you see a blue sky.
7. Stop doodling Mrs. Michael Scofield every time you have a pen and paper at hand.
8. Stop envisioning yourself and Michael in the leading roles of every romantic movie you see.
9. Stop thinking of him when you can't sleep at night,
because you know thinking about him is why you can't sleep.
10. Stop asking yourself how much of what he said to you was just a lie.
11. Stop asking yourself if what the two of you had was 'real' or not.
12. And most importantly, stop wondering if he is ever going to come back for you.
