A/N: Okay, this first chapter is not actually part of the story, this is just my um… reasoning… for writing this mess of a story.
The Origin of Muffin
The courtroom was dusty- to say the least. Literally, there was dust on every inch of any surface. Silver was at least 87% sure that Judge Fire himself was made of said dreaded dust. 'So the rumors are true.' Silver thought to herself. 'They really are in desperate need a janitor.' It was though she were trying to keep her mind off of her trial.
"So," rasped the voice of Judge Fire of the highest pedestal. "It seems you've been charged with lazily updated fanfiction," He had a long list, but wasn't naming every act the girl had committed- in an attempt to save time. "Poorly portrayed characters and humor so unfunny that we couldn't even get Bevis and Butthead to laugh at them, am I correct, Ms. Shadow?"
"That's Mrs. Shadow, sir." The bookworm corrected boldly.
"Ah- and the claim that you are romantically involved with... Many, many, many fictional characters." Judge Fire flipped through the pages of Ms. Shadow's moral crimes.
"I- I haven't romantically self-inserted myself into any of the stories sir, I can assure you of that!" She cried defensively.
Judge Fire looked past his elevated desk. "Ms. Shadow, You've a known reputation for your fondness of fictional boys. We're investigating your home as we speak. Never the less- even if we don't find any bad OCs, you've still committed enough crimes to fill a lifetime."
Silver looked down at her bound hands.
"Ms. Shadow, at what time will your lawyer be arriving?" Judge Dawn questioned.
Pausing and lifting up her head she realized she had forgotten to contact him. "Uh. Well... Well you see..." She stuttered nervously. If they found out there was no one coming to defend her- surely she would be cast down. Then again, Silver did pride herself of her ability to stall and argue. She could easily defend herself against four measly judges. But she reminded herself that fanfiction lawful systems were different than the Earthern ones.
"I'm sorry, Ms. Shadow. But if no one is willing to defend you, seems we're going to have to proceed with your sentence." said Judge Star apologetically.
"No! You can't! Please- I just got out from last year! You can't do this to me!" Silver pleaded.
Judge Violet sighed. "We are truely sorry, but we cannot have an Author such as yourself roaming around the sacred walls of fanfiction."
Dramatic music began to play as Judge Fire began her sentencing.
"Silver Shadow..." Started Judge Fire.
"No, no! You can't! I'll do better! I'll update 4kids! Please! Anything but this!"' the girl promised but everyone knew it was a lie.
"You are hereby sentenced to write Warriors Fanfiction!"
"No! I have so much to live for! Don't do this to me! Please! I have a family that needs me!"
"You have fallen from Grace, Silver Shadow. In order to regain your place as an Author, you must prove your worth in writing for your first fandom ever!"
Silver's legs gave out as she sobbed to the floor. "I have so many regrets! I've done so much to forget them! My first fandom! I could never go back!"
"Goodbye, Ms. Shadow. You had potential. Perhaps you can prove yourself one last time." With that, Judge Fire banged his gavel on the desk and the floor below the sobbing mess of a girl gave out. Silver fell from the Courtroom in the sky and onto a pen and notebook in the middle of the forest.
"My grace... It's gone. Oh gods no!" She cried. "I-I have to start writing now. If I ever am going to regain my place as an Author."
Silver picked up the ball point pen and began her writing.
Okay but actually I was out of inspiration so my friend suggested I write for my first fandom to see how things have changed. She was like "action adventure" and I was all "weeaboo muffin".