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kRaZzY iN rAnDoMnEsS!
(4 all U weirdoes out there KRaZzY means Crazy. Title 4 LOSERS guide translates this title to: Random Craziness!)
(AN I really don't know how funny this is. My first Humor ff)
Characters: Harry, Luna, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Sirius, James, Remus, Lily, Faye Wilson (Read James and Lily Series 2 get who she is.),McGonagall, Flitwick, Snape, Luna's Mom, and a Peanut (DONT ASK!)
STORY:
Harry had just been made Head boy. Hermoine was head Girl. They were outside of Dumbledore's office.
"Come in. Mister Potter, Miss Granger. I have only one word; DISCO!" Dumbledore starts to disco.
All of a sudden there are 5 loud snaps. Remus, Faye, Lily, James and Sirius appear. "Did I hear FOOD?" sirius asks.
"Mum! Dad! Sirius! Your'e alive!"
"Duh! I mean Bella was always so bad with magic. Neville's parents are just really good actors." Sirius says.
"What about Mum and Dad?" Harry asks.
"Those people weren't your Mum and Dad, Harry, They were martians! Voldemort was a Martian from Pluto. Your Mum and Dad have been staying at my house!" Faye says.
All of a sudden the room turns pitch black, and when the lights were turned back on there was a Peanut with a Dutch Accent.
"Hello! Greetings from Planet Nutter!" It says. "I am Gustav! The Peanut King! Why are all of you Disco-Dancing? You should be Break-Dancing!"
and with that the Peanut King Gustav starts to Break Dance!
Then McGonagall and Flitwick Come in and Start Waltzing.
Soon after, Snape comes in and says to James; "I'm sorry that we were enemies in the past, I'd like to become friends!"
"Okay, Severus!" James replied.
Then Luna comes in with her mom.
"Luna! Your Mum! She's alive!" Harry says to her.
"Yeah and your parents are alive too. How come we seen thestrials?"
"We both seen Martians die! When your mom died, a Martian just sent her away for a while, but the Martians really did die!" Harry replies and is suddenly turned into a hopping rabbit!
"Sorry mate!" Ron said. Except Ron was a Rabbit too.
"Want to do the bunny hop?" Harry asks.
"sure" Ron said.
"I'll turn Luna into a Rabbit and You turn Hermione into a Rabbit" Harry said
"OKAY!" Ron annouced. He aimed at Lily by accident and missed and hit Hermione!
So Harry stated dancing with Luna and Ron Danced with Hermione.
Then it was all turned back to normal (well at least Ron and Hermione, Harry and Luna weren't Rabbits anymore.) and the whole room started Waltzing. Dumbledore with Luna's mom, and Faye with Sirius.
And they all lived KrAzZiLy eVeR AfTeR
Author's note: I wrote this before I read the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth books. So don't blame me cause I made snape not evil. Okay? Okay.
Elizabeth