The characters in this story are not mine (apart from Bob), they were made up by P.C and Kristen Cast.

In this story, we will see what happens when all the main characters from HoN get together in one bed…o_O

Bob: Welcome to the greatest sleepover of all time! Mwahahaha…

Kalona: well this should be interesting, shouldn't it, A-ya

Zoey: I am not A-ya!

Stark: Yeah, back off

Kalona: I was not referring to you, I was talking to my A-ya.

A-ya: Ha! He likes me more! Don't you, babe?

Z: I'm pretty glad she's DEAD. Aren't you, stark?

Stark: oh yes

A-ya: meanies.

Kalona: It is your turn to back off, you two.

Jack: why do your sentences always sound longer?

Damien: JACK!

Jack: DAMIEN! – snog-

Aphrodite: Gay.

Jack/Damien: mhm.

Bob: Anyway, you're here all day, so this should be interest-ing…..

A-ya: Im leaving

Bob: you can not!

Darius: she just did.

Aphrodite: yep, she sure did

Bob: WUH! Oh never mind, lets just carry on with our little experiment. If nothing exciting happens then I'll be asking my friends to chose partners. My friends are very…dirty. Oh and don't worry Zoey, there will be no lesbionicness for you.

Z: lesbionicness? Ok…

Bob: yessss

Stevie Rae: Hey Ya'll…wuh….why are we in a bed together?

Rephaim: now you wake up! We don't actually know but Bob here is going to pair us up if nothing exciting happens.

Erobus: I vote zoey and kalona have sex

Nyx: ahaha I love you Erobus

Z: NO! NO! NO! NO.

Kalona: hmm…I think it sounds quite like fun.

Stark: You need to get a new idea of fun, mate.

Kalona: Quiet, impudent boy

Damien: He has made no act of impudence.

Kalona: he has! I do not make mistakes!

Nyx: Oh really?

Kalona: erm….

Erobus: I thought so.

Jack: do you two share a brain or something?

Nyx/Erobus: no…

Bob: LOL

John lennon: HOW DID I GET ERE?

Bob: oops…-sends john away-

Erik: Hi babes

Bob: Erik, no one likes you.