A/N: So, I was about to go to sleep one night and a friend asked me for a "bedtime paradox" and since his nickname is Benjy, and I'd recently read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I couldn't help but think of Benjy mouse. Some of this is probably not canonical but it was right after the new Doctor Who series came out with the Twelfth Doctor so I felt compelled to put a Doctor Who reference in there, sorry if it insults anyone, I don't really mean it. And it might be slightly OOC and have no sense at all, but considering my other one-shots, it's relatively normal. Hope you like it!
Bedtime Paradox.
Footsteps echoed loudly across the hall. Benjy mouse and his colleague ran off, trying to find cover. Stupid humans and their alien friends. None of this would have happened in the first place if the Vogons hadn't destroyed the planet, but Benjy was angry and just blamed everyone, like the good mouse he was. Their operation base had been, after all, in Scotland, and Scottish people were known for complaining about stuff and blaming the English. Benjy considered himself Scottish. Arthur was English. Yep, it was definitely Arthur's fault. Although... Benjy had an idea.
He jumped off the table and ran off to get the controls, then did a first in the history of the Galactic Empire: he travelled through time and saved the Earth. A paradox was created, but Benjy knew the Universe would sort it out. After all, it always did.