Chris McLean sat lazily on a director's chair placed on the golden sand of Isamia Island sipping an ice tea. A Hawaiian tune was playing and the palm trees were swaying gently to the music.

Chris lifted his sunnies before saying, "Hello loyal fans, I'm Chris McLean, acclaimed host of the hit series Total Drama! Since Don from the Ridonculous Race..." Chris shivered in disgust as he kept speaking, "Challenged us to a TV war, I've been looking for the best cast to participate in the newest season of Total Drama! We'll be competing on beautiful Isamia Island, a tropical wonderland full of glory and beauty!"

One of the backdrops behind Chris fell, showing a snowy winter wonderland.

As some of the production team rushed over to pick it up, Chris rubbed his neck nervously. "Anyway, um...be sure to apply if you think you can stand a chance at the million! But hurry, applications close by the 14th!"

Izzy suddenly came through, swing on a vine. "Be there or be square!"

The screen turns black as Chris says loudly, "Okay, you guys totally screwed up back there..."

Here's the prologue! It sucks, but I guess people know a bit more about it.

"Shut up and take my money!"

-Datgirl45