A/N: This is a random two-shot written at four in the morning. I had a sleepover with Karma Hope, bookfreak1317 and forevergreysbackenemy. It was very awesome. Anyways, random two-shot.

Warning: OOC-ness, mentions of adult situations...

Disclaimer: This does not belong to me. If it did, I would be typing this in my air conditioned house, in a room that was a color I acutally liked. But as my house is not air-conditioned and my room is still hot pink... clearly I am not JKR.

A secret whispered late at night heard only by the darkness. Then the tears started flowing. Ginny crept from the room she shared with Hermione and went to the kitchen, where she found another crying soul.

Tonks had arrived after guard duty late that night.

"What's wrong Ginny?" she asked.

"It's Harry. I love him but he ignores me," Ginny sobbed.

"I understand," Tonks said sadly. They sat down at the kitchen table of Number 12 Grimmauld Place. They were joined a few minutes later by Hermione.

"What's wrong Ginny?" Hermione asked sleepily.

"She's upset because she's in love with Harry and he ignores her," Tonks explained.

"Oh. I can sympathize," Hermione said.

"That makes both of you," Ginny commented, wiping her face on her sleeve. "Up for a game of truth or dare? I'm dying to know who you two are crushing over," Ginny said.

"Oh, fine," Hermione agreed and Tonks nodded.

"Truth or dare Hermione?" Ginny asked. Hermione chose truth.

"Easy. Who is it you like?"

Hermione blushed. "Ron."

Ginny gasped.

"Truth or dare Tonks?" Hermione asked.

"Truth."

"Okay. Have you ever changed your appearance to try to make a guy like you?"

"Yes," Tonks admitted.

"Please enlighten us," Ginny said.

"That wasn't part of the question. Truth or dare Ginny?"

"Dare."

"Kiss the Minister of Magic," Tonks said.

"What?" Ginny howled. In response Tonks put up a silencing charm so they wouldn't wake the rest of the house.

"I said I dare you to kiss the Minister of Magic."

"I'll go for the penalty. Actually, I'll trade off that dare with my next dare," Ginny said.

"Oh alright," Tonks said with a sigh.

"Truth or dare Tonks?" Ginny asked.

"I'll stick with truth."

"Who do you love who doesn't love you back?"

"Not telling."

"Okay, Hermione, what's the penalty?"

"Forget it Ginny. Let's try to narrow it down and guess," Hermione suggested.

"Okay," Ginny said. "Is he in the Order?"

"Yes."

"Do we know him? Wait, it is a guy, right?" Ginny asked.

"Yes to both."

"Was he at the last meeting?" Hermione asked.

"No."

"Oh gods, it's not Snape is it?" Ginny asked.

"Definitely not. He was my Professor too you know. And he's the greasy git of the dungeons. Uhg. Gross," Tonks exclaimed.

"Is he an auror?" Hermione asked.

"No."

"Is it Sirius?" Ginny asked hopefully.

"Hell no! He's my bloody cousin!"

"Oh, I uh, forgot about that…" Ginny said.

"Does he work for the Ministry?" Hermione asked.

"No."

"Hogwarts?"

"No."

"Does he even have a job?"

"Not that I'm currently aware of," Tonks replied.

"Oh my god!" Ginny said.

"It's Lupin," Hermione whispered. "Oh my god!"

"Yes it's Lupin. Now back to truth or dare. Hermione?"

"Truth."

"What's the furthest you've ever gone?"

"Uhm, Victor and I kissed. That was it. Ginny, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"How long have you been in love with Harry?"

"Since I first met him," Ginny admitted, embarrassed.

"Tonks, truth or dare."

"Truth."

"Have you and Lupin ever, you know, done it?"

"No. He won't even kiss me!"

"Oh, good," Ginny said. "My mind was giving me pictures I didn't really want to see."

"Hermione, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to sit in Ron's lap tomorrow morning and snog him senseless." Hermione looked partially horrified and partially happy.

"Ginny, truth or dare."

"Dare. I want a replacement dare. I'm not snogging Fudge."

"Okay then. I dare you to snog Harry at breakfast."

"You're getting it, Hermione!"

"Hey, I already have to do something embarrassing. Let's get revenge on Tonks. Come on let's discuss it," Hermione said.

"Okay fine," Ginny replied. "Sorry Tonks," she said as they stepped away from the table. Hermione stepped up out of the room and Ginny followed. Then they discussed Hermione's plan in hushed whispers and entered the room.

"Okay Tonks, your turn," Ginny said.

"Dare."

"Okay. Before we tell you about your dare, I'm going to say thank you for listening to me this evening. I'm going to bed after I give you this dare," Ginny said.

"Me too," Hermione added.

"Anyways, here's your dare," Ginny began. "I dare you to transfigure yourself some sexy lingerie and go up to Lupin's of bedroom and get in bed with him. You can't tell him it's a dare and you have to stay all night," Ginny said evilly.

"You have an incredibly dirty mind, Ginny Weasley," Tonks announced.

"What? We're not asking you to do anything dirty. You just have to sleep next to him. It's not like you have to sit in his lap or kiss him in front of half of the Order," Hermione said.

The three headed back upstairs. Ginny and Hermione walked up with Tonks to Lupin's bedroom to make sure she completed her dare. Then they went back to bed, both knowing that the following day was going to be interesting.

"I can't wait to find out what Lupin does when he wakes up," Ginny said.

"What makes you think Tonks is going to tell us?" Hermione asked.

"Oh yes she will," Ginny replied confidently. Both girls got back into their beds and fell asleep.

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