Note:

All characters belong to Scott Cawthon. Every idea that is used in this that is not my perverted imaginings belongs to him, and I do not claim of owning the amazing Five Nights at Freddy's.

Keep in mind, again, this is a Yaoi. If you do not wish to read my yaoi story, well, what are you waiting for? I'm not stopping you from leaving.

Grab a cup of hot tea, I'm glad to have your company, and enjoy!

Why the Phone Guy is so Sketchy

"Are you gonna get off that phone and enjoy my presence?, the Purple Guy asked impatiently as he tossed his shirt on to the phone wielder's head, covering his eyes while he makes an important call to a CEO of Freddy Fazbear Entertainment. Face slightly reddened with irritation, the one on the phone pulls the shirt of Purple Guy's uniform off his head and sets it aside while he begins his conversation with one of the most important people in this company, "Hello? Hello, hello? Hey!..."

After finishing the conversation, a complaint escapes the Phone Guy, "Ugh, you know I can't be distracted when phoning these people! You keep pressing everybody's reputation, dammit!", and upon turning to say this, he then swung his chair back to the face of his computer with the phone still being gripped tightly in his hand.

"I don't know why I even put up with your crap anymore, you evil prick.", Phone Guy let out coldly, and then sighed. "Hey, don't act like I'm the only one with problems here, darling.", the Purple Man then laughed his evil laugh after saying this.

"*gasp* Oh my god! *shaking* V-Vincent, you pervert!", Phone Guy said in a gasp and cry while failing at his attempt to type something, having felt the Purple Man creep behind him and dig his hands ferociously into his pants to play with his impending erection. The man in purple kissed Phone Guy's jaw, and began to tease and bite his ear. "See? I may be an evil prick, but you love being treated like a lustful whore, so why are you pointing fingers at only me? Ohhhh yeah, I can feel your dick getting even harder in my hands. He he he he he, I'm going to unleash the slut in you tonight, darling.", Purple Guy's speech made Phone Guy's face even redder than Rudolph's nose, and with Purple Guy toying with him like this…. he could no longer focus on his work, the man in purple could dial his numbers all day and fuck up not once.

Phone Guy stayed silent for some time without admitting the enjoyment he found in the motions that Purple Guy was making, who was now tearing open his buttoned shirt so he can dig nails into Phone Guy's shiny skin, and run them along Phone Guy's body. "Oh, you monster! You sexy beast! I love you dammit!", the Phone Guy cried out, for once putting down the phone, and turning off the computer to give Purple Man the attention that is being desired. Purple Guy turned the chair around to face him once again, and pulled his wanger out with a deviant's smirk on his face. "Suck me off, you useless harlot.", he said as he took the receiver's head to cram his dick so far down his throat, a never ending void. The Phone Guy's skills surely showed, especially seeing as how his lips were touching Purple Man's balls, gagging not even once.

Purple Guy came in his mouth and said, "Aaahhh, that's how it's done! You never fail to please your master's cock!" Lapping semen off of Purple Guy's dick with passion, the Phone Guy asked, "Vincent, why is evil so delicious?" "Because things forged from hell melt in your mouth, baby. Get on the bed.", Purple Guy explained, and slapped the nerd's ass upon pulling off the rest of his own attire.

When Phone Guy lay his body upon the bed, Purple Guy slid off his pants and underwear immediately. He pulled Phone Guy's lower body onto his lap and began to jerk his horny slave off with intensity that could surpass any distraction, should a nuisance arise. Purple Guy lubed his hand with saliva, and began to finger Phone Guy's butthole with one finger at a time, and his submissive lover's pecker almost immediately began to drip with pre-cum. "You've gotten tighter since the last time I fucked you, it's been way too long. Shall we change that, Cawthon-senpai?", Purple Guy asked, and the Phone Guy squealed upon cumming all over his own belly.

Phone Guy's face was red beyond any word, and he tried to cover his face as he was sucked into a state of embarrassment. The man in purple said, "Hey, don't cover that dirty look on your face. You look better this way.", and he cupped Phone Guy's hands in his, locking them onto the bed to expose his face once more, glasses barely hanging onto his facial display. The Purple Man bit Phone Guy's neck, and kept his mouth locked on to lick and kiss a rather sensitive area, shooting electric shivers down the Phone Guy's spine, making him aroused but slightly fearful as well. Phone Guy bit his lower lip, and Purple Man asked, "Are you ready for my force, darling?"

"Y-yes. I beg of you! Master, your generosity… please! Infiltrate my insides!", Phone Guy yelled. Purple Guy chuckled, and unleashed hell inside the beggar of love's anus. "Oh, yes! Oooohhhhh! Don't stop! Aaaaaoooooohhhh!", the Phone Guy cried out with such passion. Upon drinking all of the energy that was stored into his host, the parasite had finally came into his slave's asshole, just as Phone guy came on both himself and his master…..

The Purple Man lay right beside Phone Guy, and before dozing off did the Phone Guy say, "You crazy murderer, I hate you so much….. Vincent, I love you more than any normal life." The Purple Guy smiled a bit, and answered, "I love you too, Scott. There's nothing sexier than a sketchy guy with a phone. Have your legs spread out for me when I wake up."

….The End….

Note: So, tell me how you think. I appreciate any constructive criticism. If you've made it this far, I want to tell you that you are an amazing being. Also, keep in mind that I, personally believe any theory about Purple Guy and Phone Guy being either one in the same, or different. No one really knows, so anything is possible. Also, I name Purple Guy as Vincent, and Phone Guy as Scott, because that's how some people consider their names to be. Now have an amazing day, try something new if you wish, or play FNAF, all is good. I shall continue writing. ;)