A/N: This is going to be crazy. But it's okay. Crazy isn't always bad.

To all you people who have no idea who Siri is: s/he is the fe/male voice that you can talk to on your Iphone.

Thanks to my sister for giving me this crazy idea without knowing she did.

Enjoy and review!

*End Authors Note.*

"NO! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, SIRI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The scream was heard all through the Argo II at exactly 4:23 AM. Jason Grace, son of Jupiter, rolled over onto his back and groaned.

Leo had been obsessed with Siri ever since Leo had found himself at the Verizon Wireless store-how he got there no one knew-and returned with an Iphone 5. He had even trained Siri to call him "hot stuff." It took awhile, but eventually everyone got used to waking up to "good morning, hot stuff."

Jason got out of bed, wondering what the Pluto Leo was screaming about now. When he arrived, he was surprised to see Leo sobbing with his head in his hands. "What's wrong Leo?" Jason asked, concerned.

"I can't believe she-she-"Leo stifled a sob.

"What happened?" Jason asked again.

Leo looked Jason right in the eyes. "S-Siri died."

All the Gods, Greek and Roman, and Jason face-palmed.

"Is that seriously why you're crying at 4:30 in the morning?" Jason asked, exasperated.

Leo stared at Jason pitifully sad eyes. "Yes."

Jason sighed. "You know you can charge it back up again with a phone charger, right?"

Leo frowned. "What's that?"

Jason wasn't sure how to explain. He had only seen them once. "You know, the little cord thingy's…" Jason frowned. "You're supposed to be the techno-junkie. You mean you didn't get one?"

"So that's what it was," Leo said, as if realizing something for the first time.

"What do you mean?" Jason asked, exasperated.

"I saw a cord thingy at Verizon Wireless."

"You're supposed to be good at that kind of stuff," Jason reasoned, yawning. "Why didn't you get it?"

"After seeing at camp that a pile of cords could actually be a 25 foot dragon?" Leo shook his head. "You can guess the rest."

Jason sighed sleepily. "I can't believe I'm awake at 4:30 in the morning because your phone died. I'm going back to bed." Jason started to walk off. "Goodnight."

"Wait!" Leo called after him. "I have an idea."

Jason looked back at Leo. "What?"

Leo grinned. "You could shock it for me."

Jason stared at him. "Seriously?"

Leo's eyes were pleading, bloodshot still from lack of sleep and crying. "Please? I'll never make fun of your Super Mario Brothers' pajamas or your Peter Pan underwear ever again."

Jason blinked and frowned. "How do you know that I have Peter Pan underwear?"

Leo waved the question off. "That's not important. The question is, will you?"

Jason crossed his arms. "Will you let me sleep if I do?"

Leo nodded. Jason sighed and gave the phone a slight shock of lightning. Immediately it lighted up. "Hello, hot stuff." Siri greeted.

"SIRI'S BACK!" Leo shouted happily. "Thanks, man."

"No problem. Good night," Jason said, leaving.

After a great night's sleep, Jason woke up and stretched. He calmly put on his regular clothes-his Camp Jupiter T-shirt and jeans- and went to the mess hall.

He was enjoying his omelet when Piper leaned over and whispered "Peter Pan, huh?"

Jason's face twisted with embarrassment and he shouted angrily "VALDEZ!"

A/N: Completely random and probably stupid…but review anyways, please! :D And if you enjoy Leo/Siri and want me to do a one-shot series let me know!

Hope you enjoyed!