Fanmail?
Dear Champions
Ok I understand that we haven't explained this but you have a huge fanbase, if you already know then good for you. If you don't then get another champion who has many fans to explain, on a different note we have recived too many fanmails and have given up trying to stop them from going to your actual home because even the delivery people have started developing fanbases and asking for your signitures. We in the city of legends have our own postal services and the overload of fanmail is too much… therefore you have to look through it yourselves now.
From Phreak
The following amount of speech is the many reactions of the champions (im not going to do all of them… THAT'S WAY TOO MANY)
Ahri: *giddy* Yay fanmail! :3
Akali: *rolls eyes* Great… more then multiple people getting hurt to see me in that outfit =_=
Alistar: Letters? I don't follow!
Amumu: Letters? (Hopeful) friendship?
Anivia: (after reading letter) *uses ice wall to protect house*
Annie: Does this mean more friends to play with?
Brand: *grabs letter* OH NO ITS ON FIRE
Cassieopeia: Yessss fanmail that will make me feel much betterrrrrr
Cho'gath: What what what?
Mundo: Mundo eat dps report! *eats letter as well*
Garen: fanmail? A new type of armor? (I don't have a sense of humor)
(Yi+Irelia moment)
Irelia: Master isn't this going to be interesting?
Yi: Oh god this is going to be hell
Irelia: Why would it be hell?
Yi: I'm going to receive a ton of mail saying "GET DUNKED" a million times, you will probably receive some saying BETTER NERF IRELIA.
Irelia: well that's not very nice!
Yi: Trolls are never nice
(End of moment)
Katarina: *shakes head* I wonder how many signatures will I have to mail now?
Kog'maw: Still Hungry! Not full! (just finished of his fridge if food and is eating the letter.)
Lux: *happy* letters :) That remind me of old times
Malzahar: Mail? Wonder if my disciples have improved yet.
Miss fortune: Great more stalkers.
Mordekaiser: Have enough already… *shovels his fanmail into an incinerater* and I cant even read brazilian. (sorry bad joke)
Morgana: Arent mundana letters enough? *does what mord did*
(Pantheon+Nidalee moment)
Pantheon: Wait aren't fans just those things that people use to keep cold during the summer?
Nidalee: No it isn't sexy its just what people think about us and people who like us.
Pantheon: wait there are others that like me besides my friends and family?
Nidalee: *rolls eyes* yes there are.
(End of moment! I don't really understand Kiara's character so I didn't write it)
Rammus: (Need I say it?) OK
Renekton: WOMEN!
Riven: *bangs head against wall* I hate this, now people will send me a message to ask for Bunny girl Riven (True story look for it :D )
Shaco: Come at me fans! I got jack in the box traps right at my mailbox
Shen: …
Shyvana: *Unhappy* No one likes me I was driven out of my village
Singed: *fling*(the letter hit Udyr) Not this again
Sona: … *has too much*
Taric: OUTRAGOUSE
Teemo: OMG PEOPLE DON'T HATE ME *happy dance*
Twisted fate: Lady luck be hatin!
Udyr: People like me?
Urgot: *what letter?* (as if urgot would get one!)
Vayne: I don't have time for nonsense
Veigar: I AM EVIL NOT CUTE EVIL!
Vladimir: Love the buffs (totally irrelevant)
Warwick: Ahh yes much more to come
Wukong: (He is awesome) YAHAHAHAHAHA
Xin Zhao: I'm well known hope I get some good ones (Lol I nicknamed him Win NAO)
Zilean: I knew this would happen (No duh Chrono keeper)
After that extremely long explanation most champions didn't give it a second thought, most just went to sleep others went and set up a incinerater.
To be continued!
Ok this is the first part of fanmail. I hope it is something that is ok to read (I hate myself) if anyone has any suggestions for what they receive plz tell me :D
I already have it planned out for Teemo, Veigar, Amumu, Shaco, brand, Rammus, Cassiopeia and Katarina so leave some suggestions for me!