Chapter 2: Rolling in the deep
Bella made this weird face when Jacob said that. The face looked a little bit like this : ;#!%*&^. After she made that weird face she hit one of those cow bells that are awesome. Then she said to Jacob "what?". Jacob was all like :/. Bella waits for a reply…. A couple 0f awkward moments later… Jacob goes " I know you Love Edward but, what about me? Ever since Edward came you are like in love. No. Your wrong. The real person you want is me. Im the only person you want. Trust me, I'm sexy look at my hot abs. okay." ( He lifts up his shirt and points at it like "The situation" on jersey shore! He's hot…. Just saying.) Bella says " Jacob you know we…" Jacob gently puts his pointer finger against her lips and says "shh… I love you." Jacob goes over and kisses her…. Apparently she likes it. So it keeps going and going and going. Finally they are almost laying flat down on the bed and things lead to another then before they laid down all the way on the bed Jacob says "no. I'm sorry we cant do this, especially because your still madly in love with Edward… I cant stand that horrible vampire witch skank . Ohh my god. If he was Spanish his name would be Edwardo. Ha. Ha. Ha. Okay so anyways… Im sorry bella, im sorry." (A cow bell rings.)
Sorry it's short I promise it will be better next time :D