After watching Order of the Phoenix again, I was very worried about the kitten-plates in Umbridge's office. So heres a little oneshot on how they should be saved.


Fred and George quietly snuck into Professor Umbridge's office. Their eyes enlarged and their mouths turned into perfect little o's at the sight of all of the kitten plates.

"Blimey! She's captured them all!" Fred gasped.

"Knowing her, they're in line to be eaten! We have to save them!" George examined the plate closest to the door, picking it up. He tapped it, the grey kitten mewed in response.

Just to see what would happen, the red head dropped the plate. It smashed and left a small dazed kitten surrounded by broken china.

"Start smashing the plates, Save The Kitties!!!!!"

And so one by one, the plates dropped to reveal small kittens in various shapes and sizes.

"Why isn't there any black ones?" Fred asked George.

They stopped what they were doing, just looking at each other. Soon, they started again, this time chanting, "Save the Kitties!"

When they were done, Fred grabbed a carpet bag near the fireplace. After looking to see if it was empty, they started to pile kittens into it, being that it was a magic carpet bag and it didn't really have a bottom.

Once they got all 53 kittens, they rushed out of the office and out of the classroom. The twins ran all of the way to Hagrid's hut.

Hagrid wasn't there, being that Dolores Umbridge already banned him from Hogwarts. Fred opened the front door and they walked into the abandoned hut.

"I dub this hut, the Kitty Hut." Fred said.

"No, Fred, there has to be a better name for a soon to be Cat Home than Kitty Hut."

"Fine then what do you suggest, brother?"

"Location X."

So that was how Hagrid came back to Hogwarts with 53 young adult cats in his hut.


Please, no flames (even I don't know why someone would like to flame this....) =)