Hello! Celebrating my fifth fic, first once fic, and first collaboration! So I know these are done a lot, but we couldn't resist (we being DayDreamer654 and me). So this starts up at the end of Season 5, but I have a feeling none of it will match up with what is going to happen in Season 6.

Disclaimer: I'm not Edward Kitsis and/or Adam Horowitz... Neither is DayDreamer654...


Regina added Emma to the chat.

Regina added Snow to the chat.

Regina added David to the chat.

Regina added Zelena to the chat.

Regina: Ummm... We have a bit of a problem...

Emma: Should I be scared?

Zelena: Don't we always?

David: Don't we always?

Snow: Don't we always?

Zelena: Don't ever do that again!

Snow: Us?

Zelena: Yes, you and your charming husband.

David: What did we do?

Regina: We are in the middle of a crisis!

Zelena: You two said exactly what I said at the same time I did!

Snow: Great minds think alike?

Regina: People!

Zelena: Sorry...

David: Sorry...

Snow: Sorry...

Zelena: Not again!

Regina: Look, we have a serious problem, so you three can either bicker later or I'm kicking you out of this chat and I'll try to fix this issue with Miss Swan.

Zelena: Alright. What's the issue?

Regina: Hyde. He's in Storybrooke. And, apparently, he "brought some friends"

David: Oh. That's bad.

Emma: What does he want?

Regina: I don't know...

Henry added himself to the chat.

Henry: Why don't you just ask him?

Emma: Kid, we can't just walk up to him and ask him what he wants.

David: Your Mom is right, kid. It isn't that easy.

Henry: You're right. It's actually easier.

Snow: Henry-

Henry added Hyde to the chat.

Regina: Henry!

Emma: What are you doing, kid?!

Henry: Now you can ask him!

Hyde: Storybrooke is mine now.

Regina removed Hyde from the chat.

Regina: What were you thinking, Henry!?

Zelena: You're insane, kid!

Henry: I really don't see the issue. You wanted to know what he wants, and I gave you the opportunity. You should all be thanking me.

Emma: Kid, when someone is your enemy, you don't add them to a group chat and ask them what they want!

Henry removed himself from the chat.


Henry added Hyde to the chat.

Henry: What do you want from us?

Hyde: Storybrooke is mine now.

Henry: Okay, great. But what do you want?

Hyde removed himself from the chat.

Henry added Hyde to the chat.

Henry: What do you want?!

Hyde removed himself from the chat.

Henry added Hyde to the chat.

Hyde removed himself from the chat.

Henry added Hyde to the chat.

Hyde removed himself from the chat.

Henry added Hyde to the chat.

Henry: You're impossible! How did you even bring friends to Storybrooke, since I bet you don't even have any friends!?

Hyde removed himself from the chat.


Regina added Henry to the chat.

Regina: Henry, I want you to give me your phone.

Henry: Why?

Regina: I'm going to take it away for a while...

Henry: But why?!

Regina: Did you not listen to your mom when she told you that you don't add your enemy to a chat and try to ask them what they want?

Henry: How did you know about that?

Regina: I'm a mom, a mayor, and a queen. I have eyes and ears everywhere. And quite a bit of money...

Henry: Did you actually hire someone to watch over who I'm texting!?

Regina: That's my business, not yours. Now I want your phone.

Henry: Fine...

Regina: Good boy.

Henry: But you have to catch me first!


Snow added Regina to the chat.

Regina: What do you want? I'm kind of busy right now...

Snow: Is there a reason that Henry's running down main street and waving his phone in the air?

Regina: Yeah. I told him I would take his phone away and he doesn't want me to.

Snow: Oh.

Regina: Yeah.


Regina added Violet to the chat.

Violet: oh. Hello, Miss Mills.

Regina: I have another job for you. I'm willing to double your pay from your last job if you do it.

Violet: Of course, Miss Mills. What is it you need?

Regina: I need you to find Henry and convince him to give you his phone so you can bring it back to me.

Violet: Alright. Do you happen to know where he is?

Regina: His grandmother last saw him running down main street a few minutes ago.

Violet: Okay. I'll go find him.

Regina: Excellent.