Yugi V. God
*** disclaimer***
I am writing this fic because I think its funny. This fic only expresses opinions not facts. If this story is offensive to you, then you can go screw yourself because I don't really care. If you have a problem with this story you are really f***ed up. This story expresses my views on a hypothetical duel between God and Yugi/Yami. This means your opinion doesn't matter unless you give me a good review. One more thing; if I receive a bad review from you, I will hunt you down, hang you by your toes and curse your family for all eternity. Now for our regularly scheduled broadcast. Oh yeah you should know the characters in the show before you read this.
Yami: I sense a disturbance in the connection of the Millennium Items.
Joey: Stop being stupid Yug.
Yami: I am not.
Joey: Yeah you are
Everybody else: -'
Yami: I'm serious. It appears that every Item but this puzzle has been taken by a powerful force.
Serenity: (whimpering) Big Brother Yugi is only kidding right.
Joey: Yeah he's being stupid.
Yami: I am not.
Everybody else: -' once again.
(Just then, god appeared before them.)
God: Its time to dudududududuel
Everybody: -' for the third time.
Tristan: Do you know how gay that song is? (Lighting bolt fries him (sizzling)). Its not gay at all. (Ching (restored)).
God: Yugi Moto, you have the last Millennium Item that I need to become all mighty. (sinister laughing accompanied by lightning).
Yugi: You're God, though, aren't you already almighty? (See Tristan)
( Fifteen turns later they both only have one-thousand life points).
God: ( needs Exodia the Forbidden One or an Egyptian God Card to win) Come on Heart of the Cards, bring forth Exodia. Damn it!! Why the hell do I even have a Kuriboh. This deck sucks. Jesus!!
Jesus: Yes Father?
God: Why do I have your deck?
Jesus: That is Satan's, Father.
God: Alright, you may leave.
God: Well, if The Heart of the Cards won't work, then this Kuriboh is now Slipher the Sky Dragon.
Yami: That's not right.
Yugi's Friends: Yeah that's not (ching with bright flash) wrong.
Yami: Well even though You have Slipher, I too have that card but a bigger hand. I win!!