Jayce wos in dah green'ouse.
Cwary came and said "'ey you, kiss me."
Jayce kwissed her and left cuz of a raven.
They went to her room and kwissed before Cwary went to bed.
Simoon came out and said "Wtf biatch, i luv u!"
"Feck off" Jayce said, and ran off cwying.
"luv u" Cwary said, but Simoon was like "Motherfwuker Titty Soocker!" and left.