Don't Mess With the Cherry Blossom Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

CCC17: What's up my amigos! Ok, as my mom always says "What are you crazy?" Yes I am and so I am not responsible for any brain trauma you might witness in my writing this but you know what they say . . . no seriously do you know because I don't.

Sasuke: Weirdo.

CCC17: Shouldn't you be at home with your wife and kids.

Sasuke: Hn. Sakura told me to be here for her.

CCC17: How are the kids?

Sasuke: (Glares) this nosy girl doesn't own Naruto.

CCC17: Unfortunately but you never know I could take over the world like last time.

Sasuke: You never took over the world.

CCC17: That's what they want you to think.

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The world was made for mankind to inhabit it, keep it sane, and broad their minds.

So who in the hell thought of a damn alarm clock! I thought as she got up from her wonderful (yeah right) sleep from last night.

My name not important but I'll tell you anyways. Sakura Haruno, but tell anyone and I'm kick your ass.

I pulled my long pink hair out of my ponytail and looked into my walk in closet. You know the owners of Haruno Games? Yeah well that's my dad and the owner of Shinrin kiri Styling's is my mom we're kind of rich, but I don't like to flaunt it everywhere and neither do my parents.

I picked out a black tank top, a long plaid white and black shirt rolled up to my elbows, my favorite black jeans, my white converses (I know; I don't know why I bought it either), my lucky socks, and my Michael Jackson replica hat. I went to my dresser and pulled out my gloves with the fingers cut off, my black heart necklace that dangled from my chest, and my studded black belt.

I put on black eye shadow, mascara, black eyeliner, and deep red lipstick. When I was finally satisfied by the look I went downstairs, grabbed my bag and the Pop Tarts already popped (I love my mom), said goodbye to my parental units and jetted out the door.

I go to Konoha High School and this school has some standards that make me a social outcast (thank Kami). 1) So your money as much as possible without looking like a douche bag. 2) All hot guys are off limits and should not be talked to those who are at the lower food chain (hi!). 3) Don't bother, upset or give evils to Akatsuki (my besties) and Nichibotsu (the Akatsuki of my grade), and the most important rule is never piss off Itachi and Sasuke the leaders of Akatsuki and Nichibotsu.

I broke all of the "rules" but they got me my friends so I'm not complaining.

I broke the first one because as I said before I don't flaunt. Period. I broke the second because I talked to Itachi Uchiha in the hallway on my way to class when I was a freshman because I was telling him that I liked his shirt but could you blame me? It was One Republic! I couldn't resist and I broke the third by sitting with them at lunch one day and I glared at Deidara for making a crude comment. A girl with glasses and red hair just happened to be walking by *cough!* stalker! *cough!* when this happened. And last but not least I broke the last rule when Sasuke bumped into me and didn't say sorry. I took him by the collar and told him to say he was sorry (I was a freshman! Kami!) And when he said no I kicked him in his family jewels and walked away. It was worth it; trust me.

I entered the school and went straight into finding my locker. I always decorate my locker every year with pics, bands, lyrics, music pieces, the whole shit.

201 . . . 202 . . . 203 . . . 204. . 20 what the hell?

My view was blocked by a bunch of girls screaming and putting stuff all over some poor dude's locker. I shook my head and continued down and it was right beside where the girls were so I had to do some elbow grease to get to my locker and the girls glared at me. Bitch, please.

I was doing my combo when all of a sudden the girls start screaming and yelling some guy's name.

Fangirls I thought to myself. They are the worst and I should know. In the early stages of our friendship, Itachi invited me to his house so we can chill. I said whatever and came over.

After a choke hold from his mom, an approving nod from his dad, and a glare from his brother, we went upstairs and started to talk about everything and nothing. I found that he only acts stoic towards people that that he doesn't know, doesn't like or isn't very close to him but he keep it up at school because he doesn't want to be bothered and only wants to be with his friends. When I was about to response a girl came through the window in a robe. Only a robe if you get me.

I stared at her bewildered and Itachi said "What the hell?"

Then the chick started to say some stuff about how they were meant to be together and she's ready to give herself over to him. She saw me get up as I was trying to come near Itachi to suggest I call the police.

I screamed as she tackled me calling me a whore for stealing her Itachi-kun.

After I kicked her candy ass Itachi's parents came in with Sasuke, saw what I did to the girl, and said thank you. I got a big bear hug from the miss, a small smile from Mr. Uchiha, and a stare from Sasuke.

So you can see I don't like fangirls.

It's just sickening the way they throw themselves at a boy, I mean do they have any dignity? It would take a whole crap load of stuff before you even in process of earning my respect.

The girls made a pathway for this said guy while I started to put some band pics in my locker. Paramore . . . Green Day . . . All American Rejects . . . Daughtry but I was stopped when I heard a grunt for behind me and turned.

Sasuke Uchiha was there in all his glory with his black baggy jeans, one republic T-shirt, Vans, and plain black hoodie pulled over his head. I approve.

Sasuke looked at me and smirked.

"You decided to join my fan club, Haruno?" Sasuke said smugly.

"Like we'd let her in!" a girl from the back shouted but I ignored.

"My locker's here, douche bag." I said turning back around to my locker.

Sasuke frowned at my face before scowling at the figure coming up to me. I didn't need to see who it was; I knew it was Itachi.

Itachi Uchiha has been my head bestie ever since I came to this school. I complimented his shirt and we started to talk about music. A couple weeks later I sat with his friends and I loved them the minute I sat down.

We talked and talked and soon enough we (we being Akatsuki and me) were either were at my house or at his. His mother thought I was his girlfriend but Itachi set her straight. I love Itachi and all but it's like brother-sister love and besides he has his eyes set on one girl his whole high school years: Yume Mēkā

I found out this little piece of info from when he and she had to do project and I wanted to help because I was bored shitless. He stammered, stuttered, and blushed the whole entire time. I know what you're saying, Itachi? Itachi Uchiha?

I know but the dude has a sweet side trust me. She likes him back though. I asked her nicely one day when we were dropping off books at our lockers. Well if you call cornering her and asking rapid questions while she blushed and stammered nicely then yeah. So I got my answer but she made she swear not to tell him.

Itachi can up to me, kissed my cheek, and leaned against the lockers blocking his brother from view.

"What's up cherry head?" Itachi said with a smirk.

"Whatever Itachi-kun," he glared at me for the honorific, "you seem to be in a good mood. You're always what's the word oh right brooding." I said with a playful smile.

"Hn." Translation: Shut up!

"I have to tell you something." Itachi whispered in my ear as I closed my locker.

He grabbed my hand and said "See you later, bro." and Sasuke scowled even more.

Sasuke and Itachi have had this brother feud for as long as I could remember. Sasuke used to look up to Itachi when he was younger but stopped and just hung out with him for a while. When I can into the picture Sasuke started to glare, sneer, you name it at Itachi. I asked Itachi if it bothered him but he said "Nah, when he finally gets what he wants then we'll be cool." I wanted to know what he wanted but I didn't ask. I didn't want to pry.

"What is it?" I said excitedly. Itachi swore that on the first day back to school he would ask Yume out and if he didn't do it I had the privilege to tell the whole cafeteria at lunch that he liked her without his two cents. Needless to say, I was hoping he didn't ask her out.

Itachi took a deep breath. "I'm ready." He had an emotionless expression on his face but his eyes said he was scared shitless. I placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Dude, its fine. She's say yes. You've been flirting with her all of last year and you've been calling her all over the summer. Chill!" I said smiling softly. He smiled at me as we made it to her locker. Did I mention that he had stalkerish tendencies when it came to her? No? Well now you know.

Yume was a pretty, quiet girl that had blond waist length hair with icy blue eyes, freckles, and a body that could kill. She was, as always, wearing a beanie, clutching her drawing sketch pad to her chest. She always had this dreamily look in her eyes when she was alone and she thought of the best in people. She was killer smart and will kick anyone's ass if she has to. Why do you think I like her?

We were walking towards her and Itachi's eyes widened as we came closer to her. I was coming for moral support. Plus I have to be there to make sure he does it or there will be an announcement during lunch time.

She noticed me coming up to her and she smiled at me showing her pearly white teeth. Her eyes traveled to Itachi and she looked down blushing as was Itachi.

"Hi, Sakura-chan. I-I-Itachi-kun." Yume stuttered.

"Hello, Yume-chan." Itachi murmured.

I elbowed him in the ribs and he look up. He went in front of Yume and asks her to lift her head with a quiet please at the end.

He took another deep breath.

"Yumewillyougooutwithme?" Itachi said rapid fast. Yume looked at him in confusion.

II smacked him upside the head. "Not like that you idiot!" Some of the Itachi fangirls glared at me for hitting their beloved leader. Bite me bitches.

He rubbed his head and repeated it more slowly.

"Yume will you go out with me?" Itachi said more clearly. All of his fangirls that were around shrieked and started to yell profanities at Yume.

She ignored them and her face broke into a wide smile. "Of course! What time?" Itachi give a small smile to her but I knew inside he was happy dancing and flicking off every guy that has wanted to date her. He's just weird like that.

Itachi gave her the deets. We leave with a hug for me and a hug and a kiss on the cheek for Itachi. She ran to her homeroom with a smile and a tomato red blush on her face.

Itachi stared after her. He was smirking at her back before turned to me and said "See you at lunch?"

"Yeah, and bring Yume over too. I'm getting sick of you guys." I said with a sweet smile. He glared playfully but gave up with a hug and he went in the direction of that Yume went.

I walked all the way to my homeroom with a smile on my face. I was happy that Itachi finally got the balls to ask her out. I knew Yume would give me the deets of the date. She told me that her other friends were gossipers and can't keep a secret for their lives so I was the only one she trusted with stuff like that.

I entered the classroom and all eyes were on me. Surprisingly they stayed there as I was picking a seat. After about 20 minutes of whispers, stares, and glares I was annoyed.

"Take a damn picture it will last longer!" I shouted to the whole class and they turned away from me but the whispers continued.

Sasuke's posse was still looking at me but I ignored them. Sasuke was probably saying shit about me.

I got out my IPod and started to listen to my favorite song (for today) Secrets by One Republic and closed my eyes. I put my feet up, leaned back in my chair and put my hands behind my head.

"Haruno." I heard a familiar voice say to me but I didn't open my eyes.

"Haruno!" the voice said louder.

I opened one eye to see Sasuke, Naruto, an energetic loud mouthed boy with killer blue eyes, blond hair, and that was (to my shock and awe) Sasuke's best friend, Hinata, a nice but shy girl with dark blue waist length hair and lavender eyes who was his girlfriend, Karin, a girl with glasses, red unkempt hair, wore slutty clothes a lot, and was Sasuke's 'regular', and a whole mess of fangirls. Uh, I can never get a break can I?

"You see my eyes closed so why are you talking to me?" I muttered closing my eyes back as the song switch to Creep by TLC.

I could feel him smirking at me. "I just wanted to know what my brother wanted since you're his whore." Sasuke said smugly.

I looked at him for a moment then laughed loudly.

After a few minutes, I stopped to giggling. Sasuke was ignorant to the complicated case that is his brother.

"First of all, Sherlock if he wanted me to tell you then he would have told you about it. Second, dude I love your brother but he's so not my type. But out of the two of you, I don't know why you have fangirls." I said with a laugh at the end.

He's cheeks had a pink tint to them as he glared at me. I've seen worse so it didn't faze me.

"You little bitch! Sasuke is the greatest and hottest guy in the entire school!" Karin shrieked at me will I was looking at my IPod. What? I was in the mood for Travis McCoy.

She saw that I wasn't listening to her so she got in my face and I had to endure her throw up worthy breath. Someone needs a Tic-tac.

"I will make your life here a living hell, new girl." Karin breathed into my face causing me to cough. She thought I was new? Well then my goal of not being known has finally paid off. I didn't need bitches like Karin to remember my name or acknowledge me in the hallway. Fangirls are annoying but fangirl friends are even more. I have nothing against girls with an infatuation for a person but stealing a shirt and wearing slutty ass clothes for said person is beyond my limit.

I went into my bag to get something out of it as Sasuke rolled his eyes at Karin's 'new girl' comment.

I found what I was looking for and turned to Karin. She was looking at me with a smug expression. Like I was actually going to let her get off that easy.

"First of all," I held up a container of Eclipse gum in her face, "seriously."

Everybody looked like that they were about to burst out laughing at my comment but decided to keep quiet. Sasuke chuckled at it, Naruto laughed loudly, and Hinata covered her mouth to hold in her giggles. Karin's face turned red at the comment and she glared weakly at me.

"Second of all, I've been here for about to be three years so I think you need to get your glasses checked. Third, Sasuke is a womanizing man whore that can't keep his pants to his waist and will stick his dick anywhere," I gave her an once-over.

"Even your STD ridden ass." I smiled with fake warmth as I turned back to my IPod. No Doubt just seems good right about now.

Karin's face was now the now the color of her hair and was about to retort but our homeroom teacher came in. A half hour late. He had sliver blonde hair, but a mask over his mouth and nose with a head band over left eye.

I knew that we had Kakashi Hatake, a guy that my buds had for Social Studies. They told me that he would always be late, never teach you anything but always give you projects. Oh joy.

I was at the top of the class next to Shikamaru Nara, another one of Sasuke's friends but he was pleasant and nice to talk to. Well, when he's awake.

Anyways, just because I do well in school doesn't mean I like it. I hate being stuffed up in a room with hormonal girls and guys. The guys trying to feel you up and the girls waiting in line to go next. I have to get the grades because I want to be a doctor when I grow up.

A pediatrician or a gynecologist maybe I still haven't decided between though two. When I asked my friends some said one, some said the other. Another said gynecologist because . . . I'm not to explain the craziness that goes on inside the mind of Deidara but honestly no one can.

Everyone took their seats and stared at the front like angels. My ass.

Karin sent one last glare at me and I waved back enthusiastically. She rolled her eyes and pushed a girl out of a seat next to Sasuke, sat down and stared dreamily at him. He scooted away from her with an expression of disgust.

"Sorry I'm late I," I cut him off.

"Just get on with it we won't believe you dude." I said looking at my IPod. Again. It's addicting, don't' judge me.

Many people turned around and to see where that voice came from and I smirked. I love confusing people. Kakashi-sensei looked in the back and smiled at me. I'm guessing here I couldn't tell with that mask.

"Alright then this is homeroom . . . go nuts." He said taking out a book.

I rolled my eyes and shook my head with a chuckle. This teacher and I were going to get along fine.

I got back into my position from earlier but before I could relax I heard my surname. Again. Seriously do I need a restraining order?

"WHAT?" I shouted aggravated.

Sasuke rolled his eyes at my question and looked at me.

"Shut up Haruno. You're so annoying." Sasuke said with a small glare. I rolled my eyes.

"What do you want?"

"I want you to stop messing with Karin. You're both getting on my nerves and you keep on starting stuff so shut up."

I got up from my seat and turned to him.

"Then why are you bothering me? Why are you always messing with me when I don't even do shit to you? Go fuck Karin or some of your other whores if you're bored! JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" I yelled at him and stormed out of the classroom with my bag.

His eyes held angry, respect, and slight hurt but for the time being I could care less.

I sat in the hallway of the school, waiting until the bell rang for the next class. I closed my eyes and drifted off to the sounds of Green Day.

PLEASE READ: Soooo . . . what do ya think? First story on Naruto, I have a one shot but not a story. I hope you guys comment, review, and PLEASE promote your stories to me.

I usually read Romance/Humor SasuSaku but I'll read other pairs too. Except maybe NaruSaku. If Sasuke, Hinata, and maybe Sai weren't in the picture then I would be a total bitch for this couple but until then I would dislike this couple but I'll read it if it's well written. And KakaSaku. Not even going to touch that one be again well written.

Sorries if I'm being picky! I just wanted to put my two cents in before you come at me with pitch forks. O.O

Anyways I hope I haven't caused you brain damage yet. But be warned for the future.

Ciao for now,

CCC17 O.O