Everything was peaceful in the quidditch stadium. Some
guys, including Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, were flyin' around
and stuff.
When suddenly, they were all knocked down by KI blasts from none other than...
MAJIN BUU!!!!
Yes, the crazy, pink, super-powerful weirdo somehow got out of Dragonball Z and into Hogwarts!
"HmMmMmMm...!" it said. "You look...TASTY!!"
He then punched and kicked them all until they fell down and weren't able to move. Of course, considering how crazily powerful he is, that would only take a few punches and kicks, but I won't go into the physics of that. He would have just used the henka beam on all of them right then and there, but he just had to do his little "me eat you up" dance. His first victim was Draco.
"MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT-"
"YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO MCDRACO DOUBLE QUARTER MALFOY WITH CHEESE OUT OF ME!" said Draco, whipping out some dynamite and a match.
"BUU NO EAT EXPLODEY GUYS. BUU. WANT. COOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then, sorry girls, draco was turned into a life-size cookie with the henka beam. Majin Buu managed to stuff it entirely in his mouth.
"Aw, MAN." said Harry. "Who can I sacrifice to the almighty Chtulu NOW?!"
His friends simply stared at him.
"...meh," said Harry. He then got up in some manner, and went Super Saiyan 3 in some manner. He then went up really high, and started gathering energy. After some time, and after ron and Hermione were both eaten, he used none other than...
A SPIRIT BOMB!!!!!!!!!
...but he accidentally incinerated Hogwarts, and the shock caused a few nuclear bombs to go off near a few orphanages and hospitals.
AND MAJIN BUU WAS STILL ALIVE!
So there was only one thing left to do: he called up the DBZ animators with a muggle cell phone, and they put ink all over Majin Buu, and he got ink poisoning and died.
And since Harry potter blew up Hogwarts, a few orphanages, and a few hospitals, he lived happily ever after...IN AZKABAN!!
END.
When suddenly, they were all knocked down by KI blasts from none other than...
MAJIN BUU!!!!
Yes, the crazy, pink, super-powerful weirdo somehow got out of Dragonball Z and into Hogwarts!
"HmMmMmMm...!" it said. "You look...TASTY!!"
He then punched and kicked them all until they fell down and weren't able to move. Of course, considering how crazily powerful he is, that would only take a few punches and kicks, but I won't go into the physics of that. He would have just used the henka beam on all of them right then and there, but he just had to do his little "me eat you up" dance. His first victim was Draco.
"MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT YOU UUUP!!! MEEE EAT-"
"YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO MCDRACO DOUBLE QUARTER MALFOY WITH CHEESE OUT OF ME!" said Draco, whipping out some dynamite and a match.
"BUU NO EAT EXPLODEY GUYS. BUU. WANT. COOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then, sorry girls, draco was turned into a life-size cookie with the henka beam. Majin Buu managed to stuff it entirely in his mouth.
"Aw, MAN." said Harry. "Who can I sacrifice to the almighty Chtulu NOW?!"
His friends simply stared at him.
"...meh," said Harry. He then got up in some manner, and went Super Saiyan 3 in some manner. He then went up really high, and started gathering energy. After some time, and after ron and Hermione were both eaten, he used none other than...
A SPIRIT BOMB!!!!!!!!!
...but he accidentally incinerated Hogwarts, and the shock caused a few nuclear bombs to go off near a few orphanages and hospitals.
AND MAJIN BUU WAS STILL ALIVE!
So there was only one thing left to do: he called up the DBZ animators with a muggle cell phone, and they put ink all over Majin Buu, and he got ink poisoning and died.
And since Harry potter blew up Hogwarts, a few orphanages, and a few hospitals, he lived happily ever after...IN AZKABAN!!
END.