** I'm inspired to write this story from a song called "skeletor and
beastman" from CKY"**
anyways.... this was before they turned gay on eachother.... not nescessarily based on the cartoon but just the characters as if they were actors in real life.
all the cast of "He-Man" share a mansion..
Beastman, the hairy bastard he is, was shaving in the bathroom one day.. when skeletor happened to walk by.. he cought a glimpse on what seemed to be a very hairy leg resting upon the side of the bathtub.. he stared as the sharp razor stroked his leg from bottom to top... the large hairy arm moving along with it... was he disgusted?? no... he actually was liking it.. or was he? he didnt know.. he was confused.. out of all of his pondering.. in came He-Man walking down the hall.. interupting his trance like stage.. he looked over at him... "What the hell are you looking at?" proclaimed the conceited star. "Still trying to figure out!" snapped Skeletor. "Your school girl jokes don't phase me you... you.. blue freak!!! A come- back like that wasn't exactly the best, but Skeletor wasn't exactly smart enough to know how stupid he sounded like either.. so instead.. he took it to the heart. it made him more depressed. He was a "blue freak" everyone knew it.
After drowning in his misery once again.. he turned back to see what Beastman was doing. He moved up to his armpits now. Skeletor stared with wide eyes... Beastman's biceps were firm and round.... juicy.. he leaned foreward to get a closer look.. then accidently tapped his head onto the door.. it moved slowly with a loud creeky sound.. Beastman was startled and nicked his underarm.. "Ouch!" he cried. Skeletor walked in. "Oh uh... i came in to grab my toothbrush.. i hope i didnt interupt..." "No im fine.. just a little scratch..." said Beastman, staring at his wound with his arm around his neck. Here was Skeletor's chance.. to try to get close to Beastman.. closer than ever..
anyways.... this was before they turned gay on eachother.... not nescessarily based on the cartoon but just the characters as if they were actors in real life.
all the cast of "He-Man" share a mansion..
Beastman, the hairy bastard he is, was shaving in the bathroom one day.. when skeletor happened to walk by.. he cought a glimpse on what seemed to be a very hairy leg resting upon the side of the bathtub.. he stared as the sharp razor stroked his leg from bottom to top... the large hairy arm moving along with it... was he disgusted?? no... he actually was liking it.. or was he? he didnt know.. he was confused.. out of all of his pondering.. in came He-Man walking down the hall.. interupting his trance like stage.. he looked over at him... "What the hell are you looking at?" proclaimed the conceited star. "Still trying to figure out!" snapped Skeletor. "Your school girl jokes don't phase me you... you.. blue freak!!! A come- back like that wasn't exactly the best, but Skeletor wasn't exactly smart enough to know how stupid he sounded like either.. so instead.. he took it to the heart. it made him more depressed. He was a "blue freak" everyone knew it.
After drowning in his misery once again.. he turned back to see what Beastman was doing. He moved up to his armpits now. Skeletor stared with wide eyes... Beastman's biceps were firm and round.... juicy.. he leaned foreward to get a closer look.. then accidently tapped his head onto the door.. it moved slowly with a loud creeky sound.. Beastman was startled and nicked his underarm.. "Ouch!" he cried. Skeletor walked in. "Oh uh... i came in to grab my toothbrush.. i hope i didnt interupt..." "No im fine.. just a little scratch..." said Beastman, staring at his wound with his arm around his neck. Here was Skeletor's chance.. to try to get close to Beastman.. closer than ever..