Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic and co.
Also I would like to note this story will contain bad words... Just saying.
"Shut up, faker! I'm watching TV!" Shadow yelled across his living room.
Sonic continued hitting his head against the wall.
"Uuuuuugh! Shadow, can we please do something else besides watch TV all day???" Sonic moaned, "Why can't we go outside and run around and jump off buildings and race? Come on, this is boring!"
"Hey, Sonic, why don't you shut your big blue yap so I can watch the telephone!" Knuckles yelled back.
"Umm… don't you mean television?"
"…Look. I don't like you and you don't like me, so why don't you take your big smart-alecky head over to Tails' workshop so you can make some gay little invention and leave me and Shadow in peace so we can watch our TV!!!"
"Fine! I hate this place anyway! Your both going to become incredibly lazy and fat, so why should I bother???" Sonic yelled, slamming the door.
Knuckles and Shadow were both silent for a moment.
"NICE!" Shadow said, high-fiving Knuckles.
-The Mystic Ruins-
Sonic knocked on the door to Tails' workshop repeatedly. He looked at the sky. It was a hazy gray, and a light drizzle formed.
"Yo, Tails! Are ya in there buddy?" Sonic said, loudly.
"Umm... No ones home!" a high pitched voice said through the door.
"Then who's talking to me?"
"Uhh... Santa?"
"Cream? Is that you? What are you doing in Tails' pad???"
"Tails is busy! Go away now!"
Sonic slapped his forehead. 'Why are there so many idiots in my game?' he thought.
"Okay! I'm coming in!"
"No! Don't!"
Sonic pushed open the door to find Cream in Tails' old Tornado plane, and Tails nowhere to be found.
"What the-? WHERE'S TAILS?" Sonic yelled.
"Oh! Look! He's over there!" Cream exclaimed, pointing behind Sonic.
"Where?" Sonic turned around. He saw nothing but heavy rain. He turned back towards Cream, who had already started flying off with Tails' plane.
"Hey! Get back here!" Sonic yelled as he leapt and grasped onto the wing of the Tornado.
Sonic was disoriented, but could tell he was high above ground. He dangled around, struggling to keep hold on the plane. Thunder boomed.
"CREAM, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM???" he screamed over the crackle of lightning.
KRZZZRTRZRTZZZ (insert zapping sound here)
In the flash of light, Sonic could see lightning striking the Tornado. He slid off.
Adrenaline rushed. Everything was white, but then faded to the darkness of the storm. Sonic looked up. He saw the Tornado smoking and spinning far away. He couldn't tell whether he was alive or not...
SPLASH (I love sound effects)
That felt like he was alive. Sonic felt the water from the ocean below swallowing him. Pulling him down. For a brief moment he saw a fish.
It looked like it was smiling at him.
Damn that fish.
All went black.
The end of chapter one. Please review. Or you will meet your watery grave! MUAHAHAHAHA! Only kidding... maybe