"It's your turn to keep watch, Zoro," Chopper said
"Like I need you to remind me that," Zoro mumbled back.
"And just to be extra careful, Nami would also be there," continued Chopper.
"You don't trust me?!"
"No," said Chopper plainly
"You're an idiot," Luffy added
"A baka marimo," said Usopp
Being made fun of by these guys is not a very comfortable thing,Zoro thought.
"Okay, we're going. Take good care, Zoro," Chopper said
"And Nami, " added Luffy
Nami suddenly appeared behind Zoro.
"Sanji-kun and Robin have gone shopping," she said
"So?"
"And Franky and Brook left as well," continued Nami
There was silence.
"So you mean we are the only ones left on the ship?" Zoro asked
Nami nodded
"Yo,can you show sme hospitality?" a voice asked
That nearly made Nami jump.
She turned around and saw Law - yes, I said Law - sitting there, wearing jewels and surrounding himself with Nami's treasure.
"If I were you, I'd better run, because no one can save you now," said Zoro.
"Huh?Why?" asked Law, as if Zoro was bluffing
"Too late," said Zoro.
Nami was behind Law and she attacked him with the clima-tact and punches.
When she stopped, Law had 3 huge bumps on his head, his face was badly bruised, he had a purple eye and his lips were swollen.
"Touch my treasure again, and I will kill you," said Nami.
"I'b sowwy (I'm sorry)," said Law.
"So what are you here for?" said Zoro.
"A guest. I need some hospitality," Law replied
Zoro suddenly relaxed himself on a chair.
"Nami, how about some hospitality for two?" he asked
"No way."
"Then let's have some fun," said Law
"How do we know we can trust you?" came Nami's reply.
"I'm fully prepared," said law
He pulled out some berries (the currency) and some jewels.
Nami's eyes turned in berries.
"Okay, Law aniki," she said.
Zoro rolled his eyes and said, "Fine".
"Treat me as your nakama," said Law.
"As a nakama?" Nami repeated.
"Yeah".
"Okay," said Nami.
She handed him a mop and said, "Start cleaning,"
"Why?"
" 5,000 berries if you complain," Nami said.
"Okay,fine."
Law started cleaning. The bubbles from the soap went in the grass.
"Idiot, you're not supposed to do it in the lawn. Water the grass," Nami said.
Zoro smirked.
"Zoro!" Nami shouted, "Why are you standing around? You help as well."
Zoro,who was smart enough not to argue wnt and to help Law.
"And remember, water the grass," Nami said.
Law just glared at her.
"I get it. I'm not Luffy," said Zoro.
"How can you live, bro?"
"Used to it," replied Zoro.
"I feel you."
Law started whispering something in Zoro's ear and Zoro smirked.
"Just remember that I'm not trying to steal your girl," Law said
"Good plan," said Zoro, but did not argue about Nami being his girl (Hmmmm…...I wonder why)
"Okay. In three," said Law.
"What are you bickering around for?" asked Nami.
She turned around, and the minute she did, freezing cold water hit her.
She glared at those two.
"You'll pay, but I need to get changed."
Law and Zoro smirked.
Or will you?they thought
"Oi, the camera," said Zoro.
They went to the windows, where they had a clear view of her removing her outer clothes.
Law snapped a thousand pictures of it.
"Put the weapon out of reach," he said.
Nami came out and saw Zoro and Law relaxing in a chair.
"Oi, get to work." she said
"We have bribe," replied Law
"Like?"
Zoro showed her the pictures.
"Fine. Do whatever you like," she said and stomped away.
"Wait, dance first," said Zoro.
"I don't know how to dance" she replied.
Zoro waved the pictures in the air.
She danced.
She had to do everything they told her.
"Put on a maid outfit," and she did.