So, I came up with words and filled them in to make a Night At The Museum madlib romance fanfic.
Disclaimer: I do not own NATM or it's characters, but I do own this story.
The Tale of Ahkmenrah and Nicky
Once upon a time there was a bloody Pharoh named Ahkmenrah He lived in a exhibit in a museum in London. But, everything was malicious because Ahkmenrah was in love with a dark prince named Nicky. Nicky lived in New York where Kahmunrah had trapped them. Then one dangerous day, Ahkmenrah had enough! He ran to Nicky as quickly as he could! He might have made it straight to Nicky, but there was a huge yellow king blocking his way. He kicked the king until it cried "All right, I give!" and moved away. Finally, there was Nicky! Ahkmenrah carried Nicky back to their palace where they ran all day long!