Disclaimer: At this time I would like to say that I don't own Slayers in
any way. *though I would like to own Xelloss...ooO.ops..did I say that out
loud...* All rights belong to those who made it *and I would love to kiss
them for coming up with it.* and all that stuff. Yada ..yada...yada. You
all know the drill and what not.
I would like to state that this is the second time I've had to put up this fanfic. Because of technical difficulties in the system here at fanfiction.net I had to reload the entire thing. So that means I lose all my reviews. I would really like it if you could take some time to leave me a review. Thankz.
.Econy^_-
This fanfiction is about what would happen if the Slayers crew were to go on a talk show.lol wouldn't we all love to see that.I know I would. I don't think this is the best but this is my first fanfiction I've never done one so I hope you like it. This take place after TRY . If you haven't seen the entire third series then you may not want to read this. It has spoilers of what happens in TRY and Next. Hope you like.
Welcome one and all to the greatest talk shows that the anime world has ever seen. I'm your host the all mighty all knowing Econy! Today we have some special guest coming on the show. Are you ready everyone.It's the cast from the ever so cool Slayers!!! We'll get things started after this short break so don't touch that dial...(voice from the back..)and were off the air!
E: It's about time. I really need to sit down these heels are killing me. Remind me to get Lina to fireball the person that works out my wardrobe. Speaking of Lina please tell me that she's here.. One of the work crew: Sorry Econy I haven't see her.yet...
E: What!!!!!! Not here YET!!!!! What could be taking so long?! Come on Eric you're my top crew worker if you don't get them here soon it's going to reflect on your salary!
Eric: I'm sorry but they can't find Xelloss........PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!
E: WHAT!!!!!!!!! Of all things why can't they find him?
Eric: Well... he is a monster. Their hard to find.
E: True. Well that's o.k I'm sure he'll show up. At least the others are on their way.
Eric: Well......
E: they are.. aren't they?!
Eric: well they are but Filia isn't coming.
E: What! Why not?
Eric: Something about not wanting to be in the same room of a putrid namagomi that should crawl in a dark corner to never be seen again monster like Xelloss.
E: But Xelloss isn't anywhere to be found.
Eric: True But Filia doesn't know that.
E: sigh... Well it's going to have to do. Just make sure that you get them all on stage by the time we go back on camera. Or I'm going o give you a 50% pay cut!
Eric: When do we go back on camera?
E: Oh.. In about 5 minutes.
Eric:................................................................aaaaah. ...............
Econy: Don't worry I have to up most confidence in you. And if you can't do it then well your loss not mine. See ya!
Econy then walks off back on stage takes of the shoes she was wearing and looks at the counter that says 5 minutes and 25 seconds till air! Eric then runs frantic around asking people if they have seen Lina and the crew come in yet. He then comes to the make-up girl that tells them that she saw some girl and a young man with long blonde hair run after the food cart.
Eric: What way did they go?
Make-up lady: I think they went back stage because that's where the food cart was heading.
Before the lady could blink Eric was off....... He ran like he had never ran before in his life when he heard 1 minute to air!
Eric : where are they!!!!!!! *As tears ran down is face T_T.*
Lina's voice from a distance: GET BACK THAT CHIKEN IS MINE!!!!!!
Gourry: Hands off Lina I had it first!!!!!!!!!!
Eric turned the corner to the back stage room and saw what look to be a mini war! There was Lina and Gourry shoveling all the food they could find in their ample guts.
E: Looks like only 30 seconds till air better put these horrid shoes back on. At least I'll be sitting now. that's if we get guests to interview. Where is he?
Voice from the stage: 25 seconds till air!!
Eric: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Eric ran down the five steps that could be consisted stairs just about falling over grabbed Lina and Gourry and stared to drage them to the stage.
Lina: What the hell?! What are you doing I was almost done that!
Gourry:?
Eric: Sorry Lina but you're needed on stage. NOW!!!!!
Lina: What!!! I'll go on as soon as I'm full and ready!
Gourry:??
Voice from stage: 10 seconds till air!
Lina:.. Let us go!!!!
Gourry: ???
Lina then puts the feet down to the floor and making Eric stop in his tacks. Gourry fails to completely stop and goes flying on to stage.
Lina: Now is this any way to treat a lady?
Eric: please Lina we got to get going on to stage!!!!!
Voice from stage: 5 seconds till air!
Eric: aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Eric then grabs Lina and starts to run again.
4.... 3... 2....
As Eric gets on to stage he trips over Gourry and his hands land on a certain chestal area.
Lina: O.O You JERK!!!!!!!!!!! FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ACTION!!!!!
Eric goes flying and lands in front of Econy..
Eric: #_# uuuuug..
E: Well, I see you got them here.
Lina: Pervert! Serves you right for taking advantage of a poor girl like that!
Econy: *Whisper* What did you do?
Eric: #_#........
E: Well what ever you did at least you got them here..OH!!! Welcome back. It seems that our guests have arrived so lets get this show on the road shall we!
Gourry: ????
Eric: #_# uuuuug...
Well wasn't that fun my first chapter is done! Me so happy. I hope you liked it. I hope to get the second chapter done soon.
I would like to state that this is the second time I've had to put up this fanfic. Because of technical difficulties in the system here at fanfiction.net I had to reload the entire thing. So that means I lose all my reviews. I would really like it if you could take some time to leave me a review. Thankz.
.Econy^_-
This fanfiction is about what would happen if the Slayers crew were to go on a talk show.lol wouldn't we all love to see that.I know I would. I don't think this is the best but this is my first fanfiction I've never done one so I hope you like it. This take place after TRY . If you haven't seen the entire third series then you may not want to read this. It has spoilers of what happens in TRY and Next. Hope you like.
Welcome one and all to the greatest talk shows that the anime world has ever seen. I'm your host the all mighty all knowing Econy! Today we have some special guest coming on the show. Are you ready everyone.It's the cast from the ever so cool Slayers!!! We'll get things started after this short break so don't touch that dial...(voice from the back..)and were off the air!
E: It's about time. I really need to sit down these heels are killing me. Remind me to get Lina to fireball the person that works out my wardrobe. Speaking of Lina please tell me that she's here.. One of the work crew: Sorry Econy I haven't see her.yet...
E: What!!!!!! Not here YET!!!!! What could be taking so long?! Come on Eric you're my top crew worker if you don't get them here soon it's going to reflect on your salary!
Eric: I'm sorry but they can't find Xelloss........PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!
E: WHAT!!!!!!!!! Of all things why can't they find him?
Eric: Well... he is a monster. Their hard to find.
E: True. Well that's o.k I'm sure he'll show up. At least the others are on their way.
Eric: Well......
E: they are.. aren't they?!
Eric: well they are but Filia isn't coming.
E: What! Why not?
Eric: Something about not wanting to be in the same room of a putrid namagomi that should crawl in a dark corner to never be seen again monster like Xelloss.
E: But Xelloss isn't anywhere to be found.
Eric: True But Filia doesn't know that.
E: sigh... Well it's going to have to do. Just make sure that you get them all on stage by the time we go back on camera. Or I'm going o give you a 50% pay cut!
Eric: When do we go back on camera?
E: Oh.. In about 5 minutes.
Eric:................................................................aaaaah. ...............
Econy: Don't worry I have to up most confidence in you. And if you can't do it then well your loss not mine. See ya!
Econy then walks off back on stage takes of the shoes she was wearing and looks at the counter that says 5 minutes and 25 seconds till air! Eric then runs frantic around asking people if they have seen Lina and the crew come in yet. He then comes to the make-up girl that tells them that she saw some girl and a young man with long blonde hair run after the food cart.
Eric: What way did they go?
Make-up lady: I think they went back stage because that's where the food cart was heading.
Before the lady could blink Eric was off....... He ran like he had never ran before in his life when he heard 1 minute to air!
Eric : where are they!!!!!!! *As tears ran down is face T_T.*
Lina's voice from a distance: GET BACK THAT CHIKEN IS MINE!!!!!!
Gourry: Hands off Lina I had it first!!!!!!!!!!
Eric turned the corner to the back stage room and saw what look to be a mini war! There was Lina and Gourry shoveling all the food they could find in their ample guts.
E: Looks like only 30 seconds till air better put these horrid shoes back on. At least I'll be sitting now. that's if we get guests to interview. Where is he?
Voice from the stage: 25 seconds till air!!
Eric: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Eric ran down the five steps that could be consisted stairs just about falling over grabbed Lina and Gourry and stared to drage them to the stage.
Lina: What the hell?! What are you doing I was almost done that!
Gourry:?
Eric: Sorry Lina but you're needed on stage. NOW!!!!!
Lina: What!!! I'll go on as soon as I'm full and ready!
Gourry:??
Voice from stage: 10 seconds till air!
Lina:.. Let us go!!!!
Gourry: ???
Lina then puts the feet down to the floor and making Eric stop in his tacks. Gourry fails to completely stop and goes flying on to stage.
Lina: Now is this any way to treat a lady?
Eric: please Lina we got to get going on to stage!!!!!
Voice from stage: 5 seconds till air!
Eric: aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Eric then grabs Lina and starts to run again.
4.... 3... 2....
As Eric gets on to stage he trips over Gourry and his hands land on a certain chestal area.
Lina: O.O You JERK!!!!!!!!!!! FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ACTION!!!!!
Eric goes flying and lands in front of Econy..
Eric: #_# uuuuug..
E: Well, I see you got them here.
Lina: Pervert! Serves you right for taking advantage of a poor girl like that!
Econy: *Whisper* What did you do?
Eric: #_#........
E: Well what ever you did at least you got them here..OH!!! Welcome back. It seems that our guests have arrived so lets get this show on the road shall we!
Gourry: ????
Eric: #_# uuuuug...
Well wasn't that fun my first chapter is done! Me so happy. I hope you liked it. I hope to get the second chapter done soon.