Harry Potter FanFic!!!

OK... This is my first Harry Potter Fic, so please try not to rip me to shreds. I hope that you like this fic because I have decided to travel to a land where no one has dared to even think about. If you have read my POTC fic than you know that my plots aren't that well thought out. So if you have any suggestions of how to make it better than please tell me in your reviews. For this fic I am not going to wait for a certain number of reviews to add chapters on. But all I ask of you is to review 'tis important to me that I get some reviews. I will return the favour and R&R one of your fics because I'm nice like that. I am very greatful that you have decided to atleast read my fic. It's not that hard to give a review so PLEASE R&R!! Thanx-o-bunchez!!!

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Chapter One: Dursley vs Dursley

August 1

Dear Ron,

It's me, Harry (of course), again. I got the package you sent me. It's brilliant, I mean Hedwig thanks you a lot. I'm glad you liked the stuff I sent you. Muggle stuff can be very interesting. I hope Mr. Weasley liked his care package also. Anyway, is there anything good that's been going on at the Burrow since the last time you wrote? Oh, yes, and by the way I am sorry that I didn't write sooner, It's just that things around here are a little more strange than usual. I think that there is something truly wrong with Dudley. I know that he has been weird from the start but now he wants to hang out with me and the other day I caught him snooping in my old school books. And he wasn't ripping them apart or anything like that. He was actually reading them. Don't you find that even a little bit strange? Well, Ron, I am sorry but I have to cut this letter short because Uncle Vernon is coming and you know how he hates it when I write to the "freak friends" of mine! Hope to hear from you soon... Can't wait until Hogwarts starts up again.See you soon!

Your Friend,

Harry:)

"Potter! You better not be writing to those freak friends of yours. Or anything you know what related," Uncle Vernon screetches as he slowly stomps up the stairs. Harry folds the piece of partchment quickly and sends Hedwig off to deliver it to Ron. Suddenly loud banging noises appear on Harry's bedroom door, "Potter open this door this instant!"

Harry quickly opens the door and then jumps back as Uncle Vernon barges through. Vernon scowls around Harry's room and then straight at Harry. Harry just scowls right back at Vernon since he is no longer afraid of him. Harry speaks, "May I help you? And yes, I was writing to my friends. At least I have real friends that I can write to." Vernon is now flabber-gased and can't find anything to say.

"Well..." Harry impaitently says. Vernon comes to something, "Well, your Aunt and I are going out for the day and I am leaving Dudley in charge. As you know, any funny business and it's no meals for a week and a half. We'll be back around 5. Listen to everything Dudley says. AND NO YOU KNOW WHAT!"

Vernon turns to walk out of the room and then stops. He looks over at Hedwig's cage and then walks out Harry's bedroom door. Harry runs over to his door and quickly locks it again. Harry glides over to his window to watch his Aunt and Uncle leave in there new Volvo. Harry spots Dudley walking down the street with his new girlfriend, Hannah Crock.

Hannah Crock was a girl of wonderous beauty. She had long wavy blonde hair that was about mid-back length that swayed when she would walk. She was about 4 inches shorter than Harry, which was a foot shorter than Dudley since he was 8 inches taller than Harry. She had a fit body that is well rounded in the upper and back area of her body (Melons and Back seems to be the thing spoekn of here if thou didn't know). She had bright blue eyes that almost looked white. She had a deep olive complextion which glistened beautifully as the sun would kiss her skin.Hannah Crock is also the most popular Junior girl in Dudley's school. She gets the highest grades and she has the best clothes. She's the captain of the varsity cheeleading squad. She's also the captin of the schools dance team which was formed last year because of her. Her personality is as beautiful as her face and body. Every guy that has ever laid eyes upon her has became deeply attracted to her. Including Harry Potter.

"How does he get a girl like Hannah? She's so beautiful," Harry sighed to himself and then watches as Dudley and Hannah approach the door. Harry jumps to his feet and glides over to his door to unlock it. Harry creeps out his door and down the hallway to see Hannah walk throguh the front door. Dudley comes in quickly behinde her and shuts the door. Dudley pulls Hannah towards him and kisses her multiple times on her neck and gradually moves toward her lips. Harry cletches his fists as tight as possible and says a curse under his breath. By now Hannah is leaning up against the wall facing Harry and Dudley is on top of her with roaming hands and Softly kissing her neck. Hannah opens her eyes and sees Harry and then pushes Dudley off of her. Harry quickly steps back into the darkness of the hallway so that nobody could see him.

"Hey what was that for? I thought you liked it when I did that?!?" Dudley says in shock. Hannah looked up to see if she could find Harry but he was invisible to her. "What about your parents. It wouldn't be propper to be all over each other when they are home," Hannah said as she slide behinde Dudley to walk up the stairs. Dudley's face begins to grow a smile but then it quickly fades away as Hannah spoke again, "Hey is Harry home? I would like to talk to him." Dudley frowned and sighed, "Yes, unfortunately! But would you come to the kitchen with me before you go up to flirt with him?" Hannah giggles and follows Dudley to the kitchen.

Harry ran back to his room and started sifting through his closet for something better to put on. He found an outfit that he liked and then he walked over to the mirror to fix his hair. He splashed on some cologne that Hannah had gotten him for a coming home gift. He walks over to the window and waits for Hannah to make her way up the stairs.

Meanwhile back in the kitchen with Dudley and Hannah...

"Dudley, sweetie, you know that I like you a lot. You are one of the sweetest guys that I have ever known. Now what would make you think that I flirt with Harry?" Hannah asked with a shocked look on her face. Dudley just looks at Hannah and then shakes his head. Dudley walks over to the refridgerator and opens it up. Hannah walks over to Dudley and starts to whine, "Dudley... I want to know!" "Because when ever you come over you always want to know if Harry's home and then you spend most of the time with him in his room. Then when I come in you two are laughing a lot. It even seems that you always find a reason to touch him. You ask him for pigy-back rides and when ever we go shopping you ask him what he thinks about an outfit you try on before you ask me. I don't understand... do you like him more than me? I know that I am not the handsomest guy out there and I do know that a lot of the girls find Harry to be attractive but he's a..." Dudley stops himself quickly then closes the refridgerator door and walks toward the family room. Hannah trails after Dudley, "He's what Dudley." Dudley replies while he keeps walking, "Nevermind what I was going to say. If you wanna go see Harry for a while then you can I have nothing wrong with that. Really, I don't mind. I will be up in a few. Don't forget to mention that to Harry."

Hannah nodded to Dudley and walked around to the bottom of the stairs then she stopped. Hannah found herself not being able to move her feet. She had finally realized that she had lied to Dudley unknowingly. She infact did like Harry more than Dudely. Hannah shook her head and then started slowly up the stairs. She makes her way down the hall to Harry's closed door. "Harry it's me, Hannah. Can I come in," Hannah asks with an acompanied knock. "Finally," Harry said to himself as he got up to open the locked door for Hannah. Harry cracked the door and slide his face between the crack so that he could see Hannah standing in the doorway. Harry looks Hannah up and down and finally opens the door to let her in. Harry walks over to his bed and sits down, Hannah walks into Harry's room and shuts the door behinde her. "Oh Harry I have done something so horrible. I don't know how to fix what I have done without hurting poor Dudley," Hannah exclaims as she breaks down over by Harry's closed door. Harry jumps to his feet and quickly walks over to Hannah to comfort her, "Is there anything I can do to help?" Hannah walks away from Harry and sits down on his bed corner, "No Harry, you're the problem." Harry's eyes immediately show a sign of sadness. "Harry, I don't know what is wrong with me. I like Dudley a lot but, but, Harry I think I am starting to fall for you. Well, maybe not that deeply but I like you a lot more than Dudley and I don't know how to tell him. No matter what I do I am going to end up crushing his heart. Oh Harry I am so sorry that you had to find out this way." By this time Harry's expression went from sadness to a blank face. Not knowing what to say Harry just stands near the door trying to find something to say. Just then a knock appears at the door... It was Dudley, "Harry can I come in?"

Harry turned around quickly and opens the door, "Dudley can I see you in the hall for just a second. Hannah jumped to her feet as quickly as possible, "Harry NO!!" Harry replied in a mellow tone as he closed the door, "I'm not so don't worry about it" Dudley leaned up against the wall and looked at Harry with such disappointed eyes. "Dudley, I know we don't get along but I need to ask a favour of you... Do you think that latter tonight we can talk? Ya know, when Vernon and Patunia are alseep. I just need some questions answered," Harry asked Dudley with a surprisingly straight face. Dudley replied without hesitance, "No Problem! How's nineish sound?" Harry nodded and went back into the room being followed by Dudley. Hannah was laying in Harry's bed all comfortable and cozy.

"What do you think you are doing? I just made that bed. And it's not even mid-day yet. Woudl you please get out of my bed?" Harry said in a sarcastic tone. Hannah rolls her eyes and climbs out of Harry's bed. Harry walks over and fixes his bed back to it's original neatness. Harry sits down on the top corner of his bed by the wall and Hannah sat down really close to him. Harry's eyes grow big and as he was about to get back up Dudley spoke, "Do you guys wanna go for a walk to the park? I'll bye the food." Harry jumps off the bed as quickly as his legs would allow him and said with sarcastic excitement, "That sounds like a GREAT idea!" Hannah still sitting on Harry's bed looks at the floor with a fake puppy face and then looks at Harry and Dudley, "But Harry... Dudley, can't just stay in here and talk and stuff?" Dudley and Harry exchange looks and then speak in unison, "Majourity Rules!"

Harry and Dudley run out of the room, down the stairs, and out the front door. They both start laughing histarically and both fall to the ground. "She will never be able to stay up there alone. She can't go anywhere without me," Dudley said trying to stop laughing. Within seconds Hannah comes running out the door, "HEY WAIT FOR ME SWEETIE!!" Hannah stumbles over her feet and lands right on top of Harry. Harry and Hannah look deep into each others eyes for about 4 seconds (A/N: which happened to be the longest 4 seconds of Harry's life) until Dudley intrrupeted there awkward moment, "Last one to the other side of the street has to go down the tall slide backwards sitting up with their hands in the air. Harry jumps up which leaves Hannah lying on the ground and runs to the other side of the street. Harry and Dudley make it to the other side and being to jump up and down saying, "Han has to do it! Han has to do it!" Hannah slowly walks across the street and give both of them an evil smirk.

Harry. Hannah, and Dudley finally reach the park when Dudley says, "Time to energize! Who wants some cotton candy?" Both Harry and Hannah quickyl raise there hands. Dudley runs over to the candy cart and goes to buy the food. Hannah takes Harry's hand and drags him over to a nearby bench. "Harry, earlier today when I told you that I liked you more, you went all quiet. Now I know that we shouldn't discuss with now so I will call you later tonight ok. Also, I would like to do something about it because I know hwo you look at me when I have my back turned. So therefore, you must like me. Dudley doesn't have to find out about us." Hannah reached over and kissed Harry on the cheek and then ran off to Dudley.

At this time Harry had no clue of how to react to what had just happened. Harry got up and walked over to Dudley and Hannah, "So ready to see Han go down the big slide?" "Yeah c'mon Han hun you were the last one to cross. Sorry but Harry and I beat you." "No prblem," Hannah said while running over to the big slide, "And yes I know, I have to do it backwards with my hands in the air." Hannah climbed the slide and sat down backwards with her hands in the air. Hannah did a countdown and away sh went at top speed. Dudley caught Hannah as she reached the bottom, "Wasn't that bad was it Han hun?" Hannah turned around and hugged Dudley tightly, "Dudley... Never make me do that again!" Hannah said with terror in her eyes.

They fooled around at the park for about five hours which made it around four o'clock. Hannah looked at her watch, "Oh dear, would you look at the time? I have to get going I am meeting some of my girlfriends at the mall around five. So I have to get going." Hannah ran up to Dudley and kissed him and gave him a hug and as she was giving Dudley a hug she pulled Harry closer and then kissed him square on the mouth. Harry jumped back and walked over to the bench as far away from Hannah he could find. Hannah stops hugging Dudley, "Dudley I have to go now, but I will call later tonight. I promise. Kiss Kiss." A car drives to the side of them and honks. It is Hannah's senior girlfriend Lissa, "Hope in loser we're late for our shopping date." Hannah ran over to the car and got in and then waced bye to Dudley and Harry. The car drove off.

"Hey Dud! I forgot to tell you... We have to be back at the house sometime before Five because you parents are getting home at five!" Harry exclaimed while running over to Dudley. "Well then let's get a move on it so we can get there before they get home." Dudley said while running in the direction of home with Harry close behinde him. Harry and Dudley arrived at the Dursely home at ten 'til five. Harry and Dudley quickley run up to Jarry's room as quickly as possible. Just then Mr. and Mrs. Dursley pull into their garage. "Looks like we barely made it," Dudley said. Harry hears the door open, "They just came in, they wouldn't like it if they saw us together." Dudley ran out of Harry's room into his own.

Meanwhile downstairs in the kitche with Vernon and Patunia...

"Vernon, do you think that Duddy-Poo is home yet? I wonder where he is. And where is Harry? He should have already made dinner so that we could eat when we came home." Patunia said to Vernon with a blank glare in her eyes. Vernon walked into the family room and back into the kitchen, "That boy better be upstairs or he will be in a lot of trouble." Vernon walked over to the stairs and yelled up at Harry, "Potter! Where is our dinner? You get your hiney down here this instant and I mean it. Fix us our bloody dinner." Harry took thar as his cue but just then Hedwig came flying in the window with fourth letters from Hermione, Ron, Dumbledor, and... ?Malfoy?, "Yes sir! Be down in a minute I promise." Dudley also takes this as his cue to become the stuck up snotty little Duddy-Poo he pretends to be to please his parents, "Mummy! Daddy! You're home!" Dudley runs down the stairs and into the kitchen to give his mum a hug.

"How was you're day Duddy-Poo? Did you do anything with that Hannah Crock girl today?" Patunia asked dudley. Dudley replied excitedly, "Yeah I brought her over to the house and then her, me and Harry went to the park. We had such a wicked time." A shocked expression suddenly appeared on Aunt Patunia's face, "You and --- and Harry.... playing together? But... why?" Dudley hesitates to answer then Vernon came in the kitchen and starts to rant and rave about Harry, "Potter Kitchen Now!!!" Harry Drops the letters that he had in his hands and puts Hedwig back into her cage then hurries downstairs to fix dinner for the Dursley's. As Harry reaches the kitchen Vernon explodes, "Boy how many times have I told you that when we go out you should have dinner ready. Another time and NO MEALS FOR WEEKS UPON WEEKS!!!" Suddenly Dudley stands up for Harry, "Don't talk to Harry that way. He has been out all day with me and Hannah. We got home like a few seconds before you two got home. So stop being so mean to Harry. Do you understand. And before you say anything I am going to school with Harry this year. To learn about M-A-G-I-C... MAGIC...Yes I said MAGIC! I will not let you tell me what I can and can't do anymore! I will not tolerate the crap you give to Harry. He is an incrdible cousin and I am proud to be related to "the boy who lived"! So Mum, Dad, I'd rather not eat tonight and also, you can fix your own dinner becuase Harry and I have some packing to do. C'mon Harry let us go up stairs and you can help me pack." Dudley turns toward the stairs and drags Harry along.

Vernons face turned reder than the Weasley Families hair, "DUDLEY DURSLEY GET YOUR BUTT BACK DOWN THESE STAIRS. I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS. POTTER YOU TWO... I JUST KNOW YOU PUT SOME KIND OF SPELL ON OUR POOR BOY WITH THAT TWIG OF TROUBLE YOU CARRY AROUND!!!" Patunia interrupted Vernon, "Vernon, dear, please calm down! Let him go. He needs to grow up. AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I am not happy with this idea either but I think that it is time!" TIME FOR WHAT PATUNIA? DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT I DON'T?" "Vernon I think it's time we have a talk. OK sit down." Vernon and Patunia sat down at the dinning table. "Vernon, this might be hard for you but I know what Dudley has been doing in harry's room when Harry isn't there. He has been reading Harry's old school books. Also I think that you should know something else. Dudley is a wizard. AH AH AH... please don't say anything!" But Vernon did nto listen, "I will not have this Patunia. This is rediculous. I absolutely refuse to deal with this. I am leaving." Vernon walks over to the front door and walks out slaming it behinde him. Patunia starts to cry and then Vernon walks back into the door, "Well, maybe not just yet. I ahven't had my dinner. I am going to watch some television. Make me something to eat Patunia." Vernon walks into the Family Room and Patunia goes at work in the kitchen.

Meanwhile in Harry's room...

Harry and Dudley was sitting at Harry's desk. Harry was about to read the latters when a loud crash and a cloud of smoke appeared in Harry's room.

A/N: Well sorry to leave you guys at such a huge cliff-hanger. But if you would like to fin out what woill happen next please review. Hope that I have you hooked into my story. If you didn't quite like it than I am open for suggestions. Or even if you did like it I am still open for suggestions. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! REVIEW!!! YOU KNOW YA WANNA!!! Thanx much! And I usually return the favour to anyone who reads my fic.