"Oi, Watcher! What's this - 'Herbal Essences volumizing shampoo'? Bloody -"
Giles heaved a sigh and tossed Spike some towels. "That's all you're getting because I've stashed mine away - you keep using it all."
Spike popped the lid on the shampoo and gave it a cursory sniff. "Smells like…roses. You're trying to kill me, aren't you?"
"What was your first clue? Perhaps when I wished you were dead - or maybe when I brandished my stake at you?"
"Now you're gettin' kinky, Rupes."
"Oh, for the love of - just take your damn shower and shut the hell up!"