Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or wife swap
Chapter one
Emmett pov
"It's coming tomorrow Emmett, you must take it." Stated my psychic sister Alice once every on had gone to hunt.
"I will." I replied.
"Don't forget."
"Okay!" I said, she is so annoying sometimes. Other times though she is amazing like when we signed the family up for wife swap as a prank.
(The next day)
Carlisle pov
"What is this?" I shouted through the house and all the children ran downstairs.
"It's a letter." Replied Emmett, sarcastically.
"That you were supposed to collect." Added Alice under her breath.
"We know that Emmett!" Everyone shouted at him.
Sometimes Emmett is a idiot. I opened the letter and it read:
Dear Mr and Mrs Cullen
We are happy say that you have been accepted on to wife swap. Our team will come on 30th June to film a normal day and then on the 2nd Esme will get picked up at 10am.
If you have any questions just ask the team when they arrive.
See you soon,
Wife swap
"Why did you sign us up for this, Emmett?" I shouted.
"It wasn't just him, it Alice too." stated Edward.
"Again, why?"
"Because we thought it would be interesting." They replied in unison.
"Okay, we are going to sort out the family situation, Jasper and Rosalie are twins so are Renesmee and Edward. Alice and Jake are brother and sister and Bella is your cousin. Esme and I will have adopted you after tragic accidents. All of you get bunk beds for your rooms." I finished.
"One more thing," Esme added, "there will be no sex or bad language. Also you have to act completely human."
Helen Brock pov
"Mother, the letter has arrived." Elizabeth said as she handed the letter to me.
"Thank you, Elizabeth, go get your brother." I told her.
"Okay." She replied and a second later disappeared upstairs then I heard two pairs of feet returning.
"What do you want?" Questioned Johnathan.
"We are going on wife swap." I said excitedly.
"Yay!" they both replied. My perfect children they always do the right thing.