A/N: I do not own PJO.
Connor sat in the middle of his bunk bed, on what seemed to be the boringest night ever.
"Dude," he whispered to his brother, whose bunk was the one above his. "I'm bored. Wake up!"
Travis groaned. "Yeah, well, I'm sleeping."
"Not anymore you aren't!" Connor grinned, and pulled the blanket off of his brother. Travis sighed.
"Fine, I'm awake. But what are we doing?"
"How about we make a list called '101 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Camp Half-Blood?'"
"Perfect." Travis grinned.
Put spiders in all of the Athena campers' beds.
Put a sign on Chiron that says "Free Pony Rides."
Call Mr. D "the wine dude" in front of his face.
Tell Percy that Annabeth died. Note to self: Make sure she's not behind him, or you don't get as good of a reaction.
Switch out the Aphrodite kids designer clothes with old jeans, and t-shirts.
Start a black market in Camp Half-Blood, and tell people about it in front of Chiron.
Tell all of the new campers that Chiron turns into a bloodsucking vampire at night.
Find a random new camper, and have a discussion with them about the average lifespan of a demigod. Convince them to write a will.
When the Hunters come to camp, lock them in a cabin with a bunch of boys.
Steal Riptide.
Ask Chiron why Santa Clause never comes to Camp.
Set all of the Demeter Cabin's plants on fire.
In the Winter, sled down the roof of the Big House.
Go to Olympus, and sit on Zeus's throne.
Steal all of the Athena Cabin's books.
Throw water balloons at Mr. D.
Send Chiron a 50 page letter about how horses can be safety hazards. See if he replies.
At dinner, talk to anyone who is dating about how they are cousins.
Tell the Athena Cabin about how they are wrong about something random.
Tell a satyr you're allergic to donkeys, so you can't be near them.
Knock on the Ares' Cabin door, and start singing "Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?".
Follow Percy around, and repeat everything he says.
Send Nico a text that has a smiley face after every word.
Start calling Mr. D "Mama."
Buy a lightsaber at Walmart, then chase after people with it.
Steal Annabeth's Yankees cap, then sneak up on random people who are sitting alone, and scream.
Let all the little kids in your cabin watch "The Silence of the Lambs" late at night. Tell them that the next day, a new kid named Hannibal will be joining the cabin.
"Accidentally" shoot Chiron with a bow and arrow.
Get one of those plastic ice cubes with spiders in it from the dollar store, and stick it in Annabeth's cup.
Send Reyna a bunch of love letters.
When Apollo visits his kids at Camp (which is almost never), loudly ask Kayla when her due date is.
Convince Annabeth to become a member of the "Blondes Are Stupid"club.
On her birthday, send Annabeth a box of dead spiders. Note: Make sure to label it 'Annabeth,' or else her brothers will steal it. And be really confused. And then they'll try to call you. And things will get really weird.
"Well," Connor said after they had written the first thirty-three. "I'm bored. We can finish some other time. But for now-"
"Prank time!" Travis yelled, holding up water balloons. Connor grabbed a can of whipped cream, and both brothers ran outside.
A/N: Feel free to leave a review, because I'm running out of ideas.