Hee hee...... I don't own Halo or Toy Story............ Hee hee.
(A.N. I went through a lot trying to make this accurate! I was trying to pull out TS and all my movies fell on top of me!)
(A.N. When things are like this (.........) Its a song or me!)
Casting: FIND OUT ON YOUR OWN TIME!
Its a beautiful day. The saloon was full, the sky was blue........ wait....OMIGOD!
THERES A STICKUP!!!
"THIS IS A STICKUP!!" A random member of the flood yelled.
"GIVE ME ALL THE HUMAN BODIES YA GOT!!! Preferably women.
mmmmmmm, women..........."
A pile of women are piled onto the floo-GROUND, 'sept Cortana, who was dressed up as some frilly pink little dress."STOP IT YOU MEAN OLD FREAKED UP ALIEN ELITE!"
"SHUT UP CORTANA, OR YOUR GIGABITES GET RUN OVER!"
"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAIAIAIAIAITES!" The GigaBite shrieked.
"OH MY GOD!! MY GIGABITES! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" Cortana shrieked,
placing her wrist on her forehead.
" REACH FOR GOD!" Someone who sounded like Hank Hill drawled. That someone jumped from the top of the bed and smashed the flood member, but quickly got off seeing as that wasn't supposed to happen.
" Captain Keyes!"
Triumphant music plays. " I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Flud!" He reaches over and rips off half of the combat form's face.
" OH GOD THE PAIN!! IT BURNS!!! I mean..... DOHH!! HOW'DE YA KNOW IT WAS ME???!!! The freak screamed.
"Oh well. I HOPE YOU KNOW I GOT A FORCE FIELD JACKAL!" One-Eyed Flud cried triumphantly, displaying a Jackal with a pink shield.
" Oh well, I HOPE YOU KNOW I GOT AN ELITE, THAT EATS FORCE FIELD JACKALS FOR BREAKFAST!!"(and lunch............ and dinner.....)
The red armored Elited jumped up and devoured the jackal in bits. The rest can only stare.
"Well...... YOU'RE GOINING TO JAIL FLUD! SAY GOOD BYE TO THE BITCH AND BASTARDS!" A HUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMUUUNNGUS)
(compared to them, anyway) carrier form throws Flud into a crib of doom, where an infection forms eagerly tries to infect it, but the carrier slaps it away.
In the struggle, however, Flud's blood spews everywhere, including on top of the discarded Captain Keyes. His eye are soon burned out, and his mouth, in a triumphant toothy white green, looks like the victim Colgate would pick up.
" You saved the day again Jacob!!" the carrier gurgled, pulling the drawstring on Captain Keyes back.
" You're my only deputy!" the captain said.
(I had some blood in me)
HALO STORY( I had some blood in me
It pounded through my head, my heart, brain, but now its on her nice warm bed.)
"Come on Jacob! Lets mutilate the cows!" the Carrier brandished a lasso, slung it at the cattle, wrapped it around their necks and choked them to death.
(Just remember I have a gun! But no longer any blood in me.)
The carrier drops Keyes on a rejection device, rejcets him, and smashes him headlong into a wall.
"YEAH!!"
Carrier carries infection into kitchen. " BYE JACOB! I'M GONNA CELEBRATE MY FLOOD DAY!"
All of a sudden, Keyes sits up and looks around. (we all knew he would)
" ALL RIGHT! COAST IS CLEAR!! COME ON OUT!!"
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Ohhh! That was almost a cliffie! Will continue for two reasons.
1. Since I highly doubt any one likes this piece of crap, I will settle for 1 review or if I feel like it.
2. I am in the middle of a highly difficult move, therefore I might take a while if
someone reviews.
P.S. Sorry this chappie is so short. I gotta get SOME sleep.
(A.N. I went through a lot trying to make this accurate! I was trying to pull out TS and all my movies fell on top of me!)
(A.N. When things are like this (.........) Its a song or me!)
Casting: FIND OUT ON YOUR OWN TIME!
Its a beautiful day. The saloon was full, the sky was blue........ wait....OMIGOD!
THERES A STICKUP!!!
"THIS IS A STICKUP!!" A random member of the flood yelled.
"GIVE ME ALL THE HUMAN BODIES YA GOT!!! Preferably women.
mmmmmmm, women..........."
A pile of women are piled onto the floo-GROUND, 'sept Cortana, who was dressed up as some frilly pink little dress."STOP IT YOU MEAN OLD FREAKED UP ALIEN ELITE!"
"SHUT UP CORTANA, OR YOUR GIGABITES GET RUN OVER!"
"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAIAIAIAIAITES!" The GigaBite shrieked.
"OH MY GOD!! MY GIGABITES! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" Cortana shrieked,
placing her wrist on her forehead.
" REACH FOR GOD!" Someone who sounded like Hank Hill drawled. That someone jumped from the top of the bed and smashed the flood member, but quickly got off seeing as that wasn't supposed to happen.
" Captain Keyes!"
Triumphant music plays. " I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Flud!" He reaches over and rips off half of the combat form's face.
" OH GOD THE PAIN!! IT BURNS!!! I mean..... DOHH!! HOW'DE YA KNOW IT WAS ME???!!! The freak screamed.
"Oh well. I HOPE YOU KNOW I GOT A FORCE FIELD JACKAL!" One-Eyed Flud cried triumphantly, displaying a Jackal with a pink shield.
" Oh well, I HOPE YOU KNOW I GOT AN ELITE, THAT EATS FORCE FIELD JACKALS FOR BREAKFAST!!"(and lunch............ and dinner.....)
The red armored Elited jumped up and devoured the jackal in bits. The rest can only stare.
"Well...... YOU'RE GOINING TO JAIL FLUD! SAY GOOD BYE TO THE BITCH AND BASTARDS!" A HUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMUUUNNGUS)
(compared to them, anyway) carrier form throws Flud into a crib of doom, where an infection forms eagerly tries to infect it, but the carrier slaps it away.
In the struggle, however, Flud's blood spews everywhere, including on top of the discarded Captain Keyes. His eye are soon burned out, and his mouth, in a triumphant toothy white green, looks like the victim Colgate would pick up.
" You saved the day again Jacob!!" the carrier gurgled, pulling the drawstring on Captain Keyes back.
" You're my only deputy!" the captain said.
(I had some blood in me)
HALO STORY( I had some blood in me
It pounded through my head, my heart, brain, but now its on her nice warm bed.)
"Come on Jacob! Lets mutilate the cows!" the Carrier brandished a lasso, slung it at the cattle, wrapped it around their necks and choked them to death.
(Just remember I have a gun! But no longer any blood in me.)
The carrier drops Keyes on a rejection device, rejcets him, and smashes him headlong into a wall.
"YEAH!!"
Carrier carries infection into kitchen. " BYE JACOB! I'M GONNA CELEBRATE MY FLOOD DAY!"
All of a sudden, Keyes sits up and looks around. (we all knew he would)
" ALL RIGHT! COAST IS CLEAR!! COME ON OUT!!"
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Ohhh! That was almost a cliffie! Will continue for two reasons.
1. Since I highly doubt any one likes this piece of crap, I will settle for 1 review or if I feel like it.
2. I am in the middle of a highly difficult move, therefore I might take a while if
someone reviews.
P.S. Sorry this chappie is so short. I gotta get SOME sleep.