Okay everyone! I decided something. NO ONE EVER MAKES A REALLY DECENT STORY FOR THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK AND PERCY JACKSON CROSSOVER! Sorry if you made one, but in my mind, they are all the same, really. Zack always gets a roommate he hates. Why can't he like his roommate?

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. THIS GOES FOR THE WHOLE STORY.

Zack's POV

Okay, I was just chilling in my room, hanging out, thinking about how it was mine again, because Marcus had gone to do a big record. Then I heard this loud banning on my door.

BANG BANG

I stood up and opened the door. To my surprise, I saw Moseby.

"Hello, Zack. Now, I know you didn't do anything wrong, yada yada yada, we were just informed theres a new delinquent in the school-" He was interrupted.

"Right here ya know!" I masculine voice called behind him.

"Whatever. Anyway, he has been expelled from every school in the state of New York. His mother sent him here. He is your new roommate, meet Percy Jackson," he informed me. I could have sworn I heard him say, "Now the son of Poseidon, hopefully this ship won't blow up." I must've been hearing things, though.

"Hey," He smiled, holding out his hand. I took it. He had deep sea green eyes that seemed to glow with happiness, mischief, and power. He also had raven black hair. He also had a buff figure, like he spent his free time sword fighting or something. He only had one sort of tattered bag, so I figured he wasn't super rich. I guess we could relate.

"Hi, I'm Zack Martin," I introduced.

"So, this is a really sick room." He said. I only just noticed his shirt was seriously ripped. He had a huge cut on his face and scratches on his leg, so he limped slightly.

"Yeah, hey, um, dude? Your like, bleeding everywhere. Didn't you notice?" I asked. He shrugged and sat on the folded bed that was his.

"Well, actually, I'm used to it. I was badly attacked by these, um, muggers on the way here." He didn't look truthful, but I didn't care.

"That's too bad. My twin brother can heal you, I mean, like, he loves science, medicine, architecture, math, chess-" I began. He began to laugh. "What?" I asked.

"Nothing. He just sounds like someone I know," He explained.

"Cool, anyways, when your settled, or whatever, meet me and my friends at the Sky Deck," I told him as I jogged to the Sky Deck and saw the flawless, London Tipton. She had flawless makeup, the best french manicure ever, and every other flawless feature in a girl. Her eyes, you can't tell what colour they are, because they are like a kaleidoscope, always changing from a light blue, to a deep green, to a chocolate brown. Then, I saw the hill-billy Bayley. She was very pretty, and her clothes weren't THAT bad, but you know. Then I saw my know-it-all brother, who apparently reminded Percy of someone. Then, there was Woody. With his curly hair and large figure, you couldn't miss him.

"Hey, guys," I said.

"Hey," They all said, drinking their smoothies. Then, Cody said, "Dude, where've you been?"

"Oh, in my dorm. You'll NEVER guess what Moseby told me," I said.

"What?" They all said. Even London asked.

"I have a new cabin mate. He seems nice, I guess. Sort of secretive. And, his name is Percy Jackson," I explained. I swear, what happened next was totally unexpected.

"PERCY JACKSON?" Woody shouted.

"Um... Yeah?" I said.

"OH MY GODS! HE IS ON THIS SHIP!" He said in an excited voice. He had never been that happy since he realized that he had the honour of eating the ship largest burrito.

"Gods?" I asked.

"What? No, I said GOD," He said.

"Okay then... What's so special about this Percy guy?" I asked him.

"What's so spec-" He was interrupted when Percy came back, although, he was completely unwounded.

"Hey, Zack," He said. Then, he noticed that Woody was kneeling. "Um..."

"Hi, dude. That's Woody. Don't mind him," I explained. Woody was muttering something.

It suspiciously sounded like, "Savior of Olympus! On this ship... What am I going to do to please him?"

"Hey, um, Woody?" His head snapped up. "If you don't mind, there are a lot of people here and I don't want them to know just yet."

"Of course!" Woody stood up. Then, all of a sudden, London seemed to take notice in the guy.

"Hello, I'm London, and you," She began batting her eyelashes, so it seemed like every guy who saw her was going to faint. "Must be the Percy Jackson Zack told us about."

"Oh! So Zack told you guys 'bout me, cool," He said, completely oblivious to London flirting.

"Hey, um, Percy, can I talk to you for a sec?" I asked.

"Sure," He and I walked to the edge.

"Dude! Can you not see that the hottest girl on the ship is flirting with you?" I asked.

"Seriously?" He asked. How could he not notice?

"Yeah! And by the way, your wounds are completely gone!" I told him.

"So...?" He said, like major wounds disappearing in five minutes was normal.

"That's NOT normal!" I said.

"Oh... Yeah, well, I have my techniques," he said.

"Okay then... Yeah, anyways, one month of summer to go dude, we've got a TON of things to do," I smiled mischievously. "My petty little brother is no fun."

He laughed. "Okay man. And, if anyone ever, you know, attacks you, call my name, and he'll be sure to never do anything to you or your friend ever again," he said as we walked back.

"What do you mean?" It's not every day someone says they'll beat people up if they annoy you, is it?

"You know," He laughed.

"So... Do you wanna hang out later?" London asked, once we were seated. Percy looked at her calmly, and when I thought he was going to shout, "YEAH!" He said,

"Thanks, but no thanks. I already have a girlfriend," He smirked. London looked dumbfounded.

"What's her name?" She asked.

"Annabeth," He said calmly.

"When and where did you meet?"

"Five years ago at a special summer camp for kids who have dyslexia and ADHD. Camp for all ages. Honestly, they go by personality. She's like Athena and I'm like Poseidon," He laughed.

"You like Greek Mythology?" Cody asked.

"Here we go..." I muttered.

"Like the only subject I get an 'A' in!" He chuckled.

"Why?"

"Dyslexia equals my grades are horrible in everything that includes letters, well except ancient greek letters, I can read those, ADHD equals I'm just plain restless," he explained, while London looked madder by the second.

"Oh... What do you think about Hercules? Theseus? Who's your favourite god or goddess?" Cody rambled. Percy looked uncomfortable. Then, he answered.

"I hate Hercules," I swear, I heard him mumble, "Theseus is like my half-brother, literally," Then in a clear voice said, "Poseidon is my favourite god."

"Cool..." Cody said.

"What's her name?" London asked.

"Annabeth...?" Percy said, obviously confused. I rolled my eyes.

"Is that the same name as before?" She asked. All of us, except her, said, "YES!"

"Fine!" She huffed as she walked away.

"Is she hot?" I asked. My friends groaned.

"Um... I'm not sure I should answer that," He replied, but I saw a picture sticking out of his jeans. I snatched it. "HEY!" He said.

"Oh come on! What's the- Whoa," I said, staring at the blonde girl with piercing grey eyes. She was in a T-shirt, and skinny jeans with Converse, and smiling widely, with her arm around Percy's waist and his arm 'round her shoulders, making her look like any typical California girl. Except for her eyes. "Dude, this is your girlfriend? If she is, then MAN you are lucky!"

"Um... thanks," Percy said, as he took the picture back.

"I'm sorry about my brother, you see, apparently, I'm brains and he's stupid," Cody said.

"HEY!" I shouted at him.

Percy laughed for a few seconds and then said, "You remind me of my girlfriend. She's brains, I'm stupid."

"But you've got muscle at least, as my brother has nothing," Cody said.

"Again, I say, HEY!" I yelled at him.

"SO! Tommorrow's the day that we start school right?" Bailey asked.

"Yes! I asked Miss. Tutweiler if I could get the next months homework for the summer, so I did it all!" Cody said.

"Nerd," I muttered.

"Idiot," he retorted.

"Know-it-all!"

"Dodo-dude!"

"F-"

"SHUT UP!" Everyone but my brother and I shouted.

"Whatever," I said.

"Anyway, my cousines and my girlfriend are coming on the ship tomorrow, when we stop at San-Fransisco," Percy said.

"Ooh! This is gonna be awesome!" I said.

"Yeah,"

"Attention passengers aboard this ship, limbo lessons will be postponed to Monday, because tommorrow will be the new students coming from San-Fransisco," the announcer blared.

"Huh, let's get back to the cabin. I'm beat," I told Percy.

"Yeah... So am I," He replied as we walked back to the cabin.

I thought this Percy guy was gonna be a seriously fun roommate...

Okay... So... Whatcha think? I thought it was a pretty good first chapter! :D R an R! P.S. Tell me if you just can't WAIT for the Mark of Athena!

From,

EliWarp!