*A/N- Tadaa! This years vacation gift theme is genies! This one is for Emily!
*For those of you who are unfamiliar with this tradition of mine, every year I buy my cousin a gift when I go on vacation and I write her a fanfic based on it, I write fics matching that theme for people who I can't give a physical gift too. This year I bought a bottle and decided to do genies.
And a little additional additional note for anyone else reading this, this is just a bunch of random, unrelated, genie aus. Their not like connected or anything.
X x x x
"Whaddya mean you're a genie?" Natsu asked, looking at the blonde standing in front of him. She blinked a few times, like she didn't understand the question.
"I mean I'm a genie. You have heard of genies, right? You know, three wishes and all that."
"That's so cool!" Natsu said. "Happy what should I wish for?"
"Wish for a big fish dinner!" Happy cried, flying around Natsu's head.
"No way!" Natsu replied. "We had fish yesterday! I should wish for a big roast pig!"
"No way, that's gross! Fish is way better!"
"Nu-uh!" Natsu said, "and it's my wish! So I'm gonna wish for three whole roast pigs!"
Lucy gaped at him, was this guy for real? He was being given the opportunity to wish for anything he wanted in the world, and he wanted food? She snapped out of it when he looked at her expectantly, grinning from ear to ear. She couldn't help but be a bit blinded by its brightness. She snapped her fingers and the three roast pigs appeared.
"Oh yeah awesome!" Natsu said. He immediately ran began tearing into one, while his cat friend tore into another. After a few seconds he looked up at her and seemed surprised to see her still standing there. "Well what're you waitin for, miss?" He said, though she could hardly understand him through his mouth full of pork.
"What do you mean?"
"That one is for you!" He said, gesturing to the last pig. "You look like you like pork!"
"What's that supposed to mean?" Lucy snapped, without meaning too.
"Uh-oh, Natsu, I think you made the lady genie angry."
"My name is Lucy!"
"Well Lucy, you can take your roast pig back inside your lamp with you in case you get hungry later, It was nice meeting you!"
"Wait," she said, "You still have two wishes!"
"You mean it wasn't one pig per wish?"
"You mean you thought you were using all three of your wishes on roast pork?"
"...no." Lucy rolled her eyes. How simple can you be?
"You get two more."
"Oh, you should wish for something mean to happen to Gray!" Happy suggested. Natsu's face lit up. With anyone else she would have equated this with all the other times she'd been asked to take out someone's enemy, but this time…
"Oh I know! How about next time he orders something really hot from Mira at the guild she'll trip and spill it all over him!" Lucy blinked twice, then snapped her fingers.
"It's done." Natsu cackled.
"Aw man, Luigi, I wish you could be part of our team, you're great!"
"It's Lucy!" She snapped, not noticing when her silver cuffs fell off.