oh mes fromage.
oh my cheese.
I've got the domino's catch Fraze stuck in my HEAD!!
DOMINO'S: YOU'VE GOT THIRTY MINUTES.
Summary: Between Five dollar foot longs, dotting your i's with hearts and the "non-existence" of iPhones, they fell in love.
Oh and guess what?! THIS STORY IS MINE. (not the characters.)
No apparent plot, just crackish and fluffish and weirdish...
MIWA LOVES ALL!!
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"FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG?! What the friggin' hell?!"
"What?"
"I mean come on! Five dollars! For that hunk of junk! PLEASE!"
"Sakura, what the hell are you rambling about?"
"Meh. Nothing you should concern yourself with."
"..."
"Their selling crap for five dollars!! I wouldn't eat it if it was free!!"
"Why not?"
"Subway is shit."
"..."
"Their "Mascot" Jared? He soooo didn't loose that much weight by eating ONLY Subway!"
"..."
"He probably ate Subway once a week at most. Most likely less! He probably went on Biggest Loser in a disguise, pretending to be someone else."
"What?"
"Subway. Have you never seen the commercial? It was just on! You HAD to have seen it!"
"...I did."
"And..?"
"And what?"
"Did you enjoy it?"
"..No.."
"SEE!! That's exactly my point!"
"What is?"
"You're impossible."
"How?!"
"BECAUSE!"
"...?"
"...!"
"Okay..."
"So, did you like my amazingly wonderful story, Sasuke-kuuuun?"
"Hn."
"No! Why not?!"
"What was with the tiny hearts?"
"Over my i's?"
"Hn."
"Their... cool."
"Not really."
"YES! How can you not see their awesomeness?!"
"Hn."
"You suck, Uchiha Sasuke."
"Thank you."
"Do you take pride in sucking?"
"...?"
"Of course you do. Because why else would you go through such effort to do so?!"
"..."
"Because you take pride in sucking!!"
"Annoying..."
"Hello? Rita?"
"The iPhone 3G."
"They don't exist, you know."
"What don't exist?"
"iPhones."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't!"
"How would you know?"
"Because I do. Want an example?"
"..Sure."
"Hand me yours."
"There."
"See, this is just a piece of cardboard, with a delusional hallucianation. It seems real, but it really isn't."
"Sakura, quit being stupid."
"I won't! Not until you believe me! THEY DON'T EXIST, SASUKE-KUN!!
"And I'm saying they do."
"What if I disagree."
"You already said that, Sakura."
"I know!"
"So, I'd say that you're annoying."
"And I'd tell you to fuck off."
"..."
"That sure shut you up."
"You have terrible language for such a tiny girl."
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"You're short."
"I'm not short! I'm just awesome!"
"..Yeah... That makes a whole lot of sense."
"It sure does!"
"To you."
"Wanna know something?"
"Hn."
"I'll tell you anyway."
"..."
"Itachi's hot."
"What?"
"He is. He's drop-dead gorgeous, smart, talented, amazing-"
"Sakura. Shut up."
"Why?"
"I said so."
"Oh!! Sasuke-kun's jealous!!"
"Am not."
"Sasuke-kun's jealous, because he thinks I like his smexy older brother better!"
"I do not."
"Do so!"
"Not."
"YES!"
"No."
"OUI!"
"No."
"HAI!!"
"No."
"SI!!"
"Nope."
"Correct!"
"Shut up, Sakura."
"Make me-afjlasgagig."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I didn't mean it literally-ohmjnskhyfasyr."
"..."
"Stop kissi-gaioieytwenm."
"..."
"STOP KISSING ME UCHIHA SASUKE!"
"..."
"Hmph!"
"Why can't I?"
"Because I said so!"
"..."
"No! Don't leave! I'm sorry!"
"..."
"Come back! Pleeeeaaassee Sasuke-kuuuuuun!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Fine! You can kiss me!"
Smirk
"But-aghathk..."
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Happy Happy Joy Joy!! My first cracklet/flufflet/weirdlet fic on our new account!
It's a verbal fic, no anything else. As you, hopefully, noticed.
This is a MIWA story. Next drabble will be a CALWYN story.
In other words, she'll do a drabble, then me then her then me etc...
We'll also put up a few stories, with the chapters every other as well...