To start this off I, -is-awesome, did not make this story. I am only writing it, the person that really made this story is no other than yuki-chorules, but she refused to post it so I am doing it. Ohh and please do not take offense to any of the content that is mentioned. But if you do have any complaints you can take them 0Kuro Tenshi0. Hope you enjoy the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Teletubbies, nor do I want to. (they kinda creep me out).
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It should have been a normal day in the in the Teletubbyland. The grass in the meadow was green, The baby sun was laughing annoyingly, and the voice coming from the speakers was calling for all of the teletubbies. But what was different about this day is when the happy corny music that was the teletubbies intro came on. The teletubbies did not show up with their all too happy smiles, waving and saying EH-OH!
No, this was not a normal day for the teletubbies, because somewhere, somehow the teletubies got personality. This is the story of the teletubbies and what caused their show to be discontinued. It went something like this.
The teletubbies still lived in the meadow in Teletubbyland together but some more interesting unexpected things started to happen. The first surprising thing that happened is Laa-laa and Tinky Winky started dating. Yes this is true, they went on so many dates that they lost count. They had even reached the point of their relationship where they started to have sex. Laa-laa adored Tinky Winky and was also very fond of La-la. He might have loved her, but not in the way that she loved him. For his heart belong to another, her brother. Dipsy.
Yes Tinky Winky was in love with Dipsy, and Dipsy was also in love with Tinky Winky. They had met on several occasions to be alone, but they always kept it a secret from their girlfriends. Neither Tinky Winky or Dipsy wanted to hurt Po and Laa-laa so they kept their meetings a secret.
One day though Tinky Winky and Dipsy had enough of hiding and got an idea to run away together. They had made all of the preparations, they were going to go to some faraway city like Vegas (keep in mind this is the land of the teletubbies and Vegas probably doesn't exist here), and elope. Though as Tinky Winky was borrowing a friend's car he crashed into one of the giant speakers and died. They found the reason for this accident is because he could not grip the steering wheel correctly since he had no fingers. (Tragic)
Dipsy, after hearing the news fell into a deep depression until he couldn't take it anymore and ended his life by overdosing on sleeping pills.
La-la was also distraught after hearing about the deaths of her brother and boyfriend, found out that she was pregnant with Tinky Winky's child. So she and Po moved in with La-la's mother so that they could live their lives better.
Eventually La-la and Po met two black and white handsome male teletubbies, that they instantly fell in love with. And eventually married. Their names were Pinky Dinky and Lipsy.
The End.