Chapter 1: First Day of 5th grade AKA New Helga Part 1
Helga nearly fainted when she saw Arnold in a suit of armor. "Oh, Helga! My love, kiss me. Kiss me!" Arnold gestured. Helga couldn't help but follow Arnold's commands. She reached forward and slowly puckered her lips for the kiss that she would never forget.
"HELGA! GET OFF ME! YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!" Big Bob interrupted her lovely dream. "Wake up for school, honey!" he calmed down after Helga opened her eyes and looked around.
"Don't trick me, father. I know it is summer. You have the crappiest jokes sometimes," Helga was wide awake and her unibrow was crumpled up in a ball.
"Uh, it's the first day of school," Big Bob made a coo coo sign. Helga quickly glanced at the calendar and noticed that it was Monday, September 1. She screamed. She was so not ready for her first day of FIFTH GRADE! She got out of bed, not caring that she had stomped on her father's toes. She ran into the bathroom, brushed her teeth until they were pearly white, and took off her bow. "I won't need this anymore," Helga muttered as she threw her pink bow in the trash. She quickly put her hair into a ponytail and stomped back to her room where she threw all of her clothes around to find the perfect outfit ever. It totally shows the new me, she thought and admired it. She quickly put it on and slowly walked in her new high heels down the staircase. Helga ran to the bus stop only to find her love, Arnold. Arnold and Phoebe were the only two people who knew her love. Arnold had promised Helga not to tell anyone else. Arnold looked at Helga with wide eyes and stepped back. "Hi, Helga." "You look really... pretty," Helga was wearing a pink fluffy dress and red high heels. She had her hair in a Cinderella like ponytail and Arnold seemed to love it. Helga smiled and said, "It's just for you, Arnold," "Arnold, my love. My life!" "My---" Helga, Gerald is behind you," Arnold mouthed. Helga quickly turned around and smiled innocently. On the bus, all of the guys stared at Helga. "They're making feel like shit," Helga whispered to Phoebe. Phoebe shook her head and winced a little. She hated when Helga used foul language. Phoebe swore that she would never cuss until she was in Middle School.
"They love it Helga. They don't hate it, they love it," Phoebe whispered back.
Helga heard noises from behind her. She knew the drill. She punched the person who was behind her in between the eyes. It was obviously Brainy. Brainy got up but still stared at her in love. "Get away, Brainy before I punch you in your testacles. Then you should really stop," Brainy quickly moved to another part of the bus. Nobody was going to argue with Helga. Even though Helga was changing her wardrobe that didn't mean that she was going to act different. She was just going to act a little kinder to Arnold that's all. Helga was satisfied with her schedule. She had all of her classes with Arnold. She held the paper and looked up. "Thank you, kind Lord," she whispered into the sky.