Disclaimer: God owns it all. By God it means Jhonen Vasquez
Summary: READ and DIE. It'll make you wanna throw up and hate Crack
Warnings: Crack Yaoi Cussing OOC
Couple: ZaDR GaGiR DwaToastR
Written By: Shino
Inspired By: TashEEEE wanted Gir BEHBEYHYIES. . . . . Wut?
Comments: It hurtses it :cowers:
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Bahbeyhyies
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"GAZ." Dib threw the door of his sisters' room open, not caring to knock. "I've SCREWED up. BIG time. HELl-puh?"
Dib twitched, looked at the scene on his sister's floor.
"What the hell is going on?"
Gaz looked up. "Gir's having babies. Have a problem with it?"
"OOOOO LUUKIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONEEEEE! COME HERE MAH WIDDLE PIGGY JUICE!" Gir squealed and flailed his arms around.
"Uh, no, but." Dib looked to the side, trying not to up-chuck. "Zim's having . . . . Smeets. and they won't stop. There was at least a dozen when I left but by now. . ." He trailed off; a look of terror widened his eyes. He turned and looked at Gaz wildly. "HELP ME."
Gaz blinked. "No." Then, she turned away, wiping Gir's metal forehead lovingly.
"But, but." Dib waved his hands. "I HATE YOU."
"I LUVDED YOU FUNNEH-HAIRED CUUUUKEIII MAN! COME BACK TOOO MEEEEEE! WHAAA!!! Hey. A SAMMICH! I luvez you SAMMICH!"
Dib ran half way down the stairs then tripped and tumbled the rest of the way.
Little green things jumped at him. "I LUHV YUU DADDEH!!"
"NUUU." Dib tried to push them off but they kept coming, wave after wave after wave.
"DIB! ZIM coMMANDS you to STOP this, NOW." Zim struggled to sit up on the coach but fell back again. "NOW!!"
"I'm TRYING!" Dib sobbed and darted for the kitchen.
Maybe rat poison?
"HELLO, Big-headed Crazy Dib-Partner!"
Dib looked at his table.
"IT BURNS. IT BURNS MY EYES."
Dwicky was laying across his table without a shirt and hugging a piece of toast.'
"GET OUT. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Dib screeched covering his eyes.
"Awwwww, but mah luh-ver-leee lives here." Dwicky cooed, cuddling the toast to his face. "Isn't that right hunny."
"GET OUT." Dib fumbled with the pantry door and peeked inside.
"Hello, son!"
Dib screamed.
"Hello, Gaz's big brother."
Dib screamed again.
Then
He fainted.
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TOASTDWICKY 4 EVAH!
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