CHAPTER ONE

"Okay," said Derek as they were walking home from playing basketball. The choice is this. You either have to bang Jenny Gibson-or the homeless women who begs for spare change all the time near Crammers Bakery."

Sam recoiled in degust. Jenny was known as the ugliest girl in the school but the begger women was filthy!

"Your so gross" Sam said disgustedly.

Derek acknowledged the comliment smugly and nodded. He was the king of this.

"Sam, at least their both female. Now c'mon dude, answer."

"I'd take the homeless," Sam said after a moments thought. "She wouldn't be so bad after you cleaned her up."

Derek shook his head. "You have to take her as is."

"Agh! Nasty." Sam thought more. It was beyond a matter of looks, disease came into it. "Can I bang her from behind?" Sam said, in all seriousness.

"No, from the front. With the lights on. Kissing and everything. And you have to do oral sex on her too." Derek gave a smug look. He loved watching his best friend squirm.

"Hey! You never said anything about oral sex" Ben said.

"Well, yeah. Oral sex." Derek shot back.

Sam winced as the two unappealing girls went through his mind. "You are disgusting. Well, if I could have her cleaned her up, I'd do the homeless, but if she has to be flithy and fucking nasty, I'd do Jenny. But...if you had to leave Jenny out on the street for a few months until she was as dirty as the homeless lady, I'd do the homeless. What about you?" Sam was curious to what Derek would say.

"I'd do Jenny," Derek said promptly.

"Thats just because its the only way you could get some." Sam laughed.

"She's ugly," Sam continued. "But I bet her body isn't too bad. It's be all right once you got going. And the homeless lady would have rotten teeth and smelly breath."

"Yuck. Okay Derek. who would you rather do? Your sister Casey, or Mrs. Deeble, the 88 year old librarian who...weighs probably around 300 pounds" Sam smirked.

"Shit man! Both wicked nasty!"

"Pick! You have to! Its the rules!"

"But Casey is my step sister. And the the librarian...eww..." he showed a disgusted face.

"Okay, then pick the fat old lady. At least you're not related."

"Lets just stop." Derek tryed.

"Hell no! Which one!"

"Fine...agh...Casey. But ONLY because we are not blood related, shes not fat, shes not old, and if she keeps her fucking mouth shut, and if the lights were off." Dereks face could not lose the look of disgust.

"Ha. Your sister."

"Shut the hell up! Which for you!"

"Well, Casey."

"Yeah. She's not you're sister..." Derek said.

"And shes pretty hot." Sam let out.

"Hot!" Derek stopped walking and looked at Sam. "Never say that again. And this game is over now."

"Ah...yeah."

"Anyway. Its cool your going camping with us ths weekend."

"Yeah. Fishing, boating, swimming, kickin it in the wild. Sweet." and Sam thought to himself, seeing Casey in a bathing suit.

"Too bad my annoying piece if shit siblings are coming, but we'll try to stay away from them as much as possible."

"Yeah, well whatever. It'll be cool"

"Mmmm...I guess." They were just infront of Derek's house now. "Well, I'll see ya tomorrow. Were leaving around 12:00."

"Yup. See ya." Sam kept walking down the road, thinking about the camping trip ahead of him. Sure, hanging out with Derek would be cool, but being around Casey all that time, that would be better. He wondered if she had a bikini, or one piece. And if she looked sexy in her pajama's... It was going to be a very good camping trip.

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The next day at 11:30, Sam arrived at Derek and Casey's house. He knocked on the door.

"Oh, hey" Lizzy answered the door. "Um...Derek isn't home from the store yet."

"Alright. I guess I'll just hang in his room."

"Okay." Lizzy smiled, and motioned him to the stairs. Sam walked up to the second floor, and down the hall. As he was walking, Casey came out of the bathroom, and bumped into him.

"Oh my god. I'm so sorry Sam."

"Oh, me too, Sorry." Casey was wearing jeans and a white tank top, and Sam couldn't help but notice she wasn't wearing a bra, but kept his eyes on her face.

"So," Casey crossed her arms over her chest, obviously aware of the problem. "Your going camping with Derek, well all of us... the family." she smiled slighty.

"Yeah. It'll be cool huh?"

"Yeah. I mean, not like you'll really see me... you'll be doing stuff with Derek. But... well, i'll still see you...obviously... um...yeah. I gotta go...get ready." Casey used her thumb to point over to her bedroom door.

"Oh, yeah, right. Well, see ya."

"Yup." and Casey was off, into her room. She smiled as she looked in her drawer for a bra. She couldn't wait to see Sam, in all his camping glory. Maybe getting a good glimpse at his chest. She also wondered, if maybe Sam felt for her, what she felt for him. Would something happen with them this weekend? No. Derek would be there. All the time. ALL the god damn time, trying to pull Sam away...Crap.

Sam was in Derek's room. playing video games, when Derek rushed in. "Your here early. Not to much torture from the family I hope."

"Nah." Sam replied.

"Good. Ha, cuz thats all you need, a whinny, annoying Casey coming in her and bitching, or telling you to turn down the tv."

PLEASE REVIEW! And also, I'm sooooo sorry. I have NO spell check on my computer right now :( so please be nice. Not too harsh. Well hope you liked it so far. I can't wait for all the SAM and CASEY action! Ha. Maybesome action for Derek too... but i'm not sure from who yet.