A/N: Ok, this isn't really a fanfiction on it's own but please read it and be confused anyway. This whole thing is a singular role-play post and I put so much time and effort into it (due to the fact I had nothing better to do) that I decided I had to post it everywhere I could to be like. HEY LOOK EVERYBODY! I CAN ACTUALLY STICK AT WRITING SOMETHING FOR MORE THAN A DAY :D So anyway, I probably should have put this in the cross over section because there are yu-gi-oh characters from every section except zexal since my knowledge of that is too limited to write for those characters. Most of the characters are rather abridged and have been written by my imaginary friends. HEY! DON'T DIS ME! I live in my own fantasy world! I'm aloud imaginary people!.
IMPORTANT NOTE
WHAT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE THIS... Lots of stuff that gets explained in a rant from Yami later in the story, but over the last couple of role-play days the following things have happened. (Current rp day is Monday)
Saturday: The twins (you'll learn about them later) had their birthday and Yami went 'Hey, why not invite all my friends and get drunk, that's totally appropriate for a one year olds birthday party.' the result of this was everyone pressuring Kaiba to sleep with Ashley otherwise they'd tell the press he's gay. (Which in this rp he is.) He being also drunk because Yami is a dick sometimes ends up agreeing but passes out on Ashley that night.
Sunday: Ashley goes around freaking out thinking she could be pregnant again, Kaiba contemplates his life and is all angsty and Yami is his usual cheery self until hearing Luna say she'd rather have Kaiba as her father than him.
ANYWAY! COMMENCE THE WEEEEEEEEIRD STUFF.
Afternoon soon arrived before delving into night. When the next day arrived the weekend was over and the group was scrambling off to school. Bakura was driving and tapped impatiently on the steering wheel as Yami said goodbye to Seto who gave his boyfriend a light kiss on the cheek before pushing him away and getting into his own car and driving off towards the inner city to work.
This had been the normal routine ever since the start of the year before and everyone migrating to Seto's mansion. Something the CEO had vocalized his displeasure with to as many of the unwanted guests as he could.
When Ashley had first left the school, rumors had circulated and eventually had settled on the rumor that stated that her parents had found out of her relationship with Yami and pulled her from the school to put her in another one. The group of people who knew of the true story had all sworn not to talk about it at school in order to keep the whole ordeal on the down low. But even though they had done this many rumors remained about her having Yami's children. The whore hadn't been bothered by these rumors at first but over time they had begun to aggravate him due to the amount of questioning he was being given. Some people had claimed to see Ashley with the kids around town. Something that Yami did believe to be rather plausible. He was questioned if this meant they'd be a shot gun wedding to his response of, "No. There are no kids, no shot-gun wedding, I haven't even talked to her since she left."
Most people had decided to stop questioning Yami but the rumors still went on behind the groups back. People could tell they were hiding something. The rumors had overall died down after someone made the mistake of questioning Sarah about it when she was hanging out with Florance. The white haired deviant he flicked out his pocket knife and put it too the younger boys throat and told him to shut his mouth and stop pestering them. After that Sarah, Florance and Marik had no longer gotten any more questions directed at them. In fact no one really got questioned in the fear of having Florance set upon them.
Ryuzaki hadn't been given much questioning in the first place because people thought he was too creepy.
Today however was going to be an odd one. It was a field trip day for all the year twelves. Quite a treat and everyone was extremely excited about it. Especially Marik who, when the arrived at the school, leaped from the car and ran with his arms up in the air towards the school yelling "FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AALLLLD TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
The others had gotten out of the car more casually to stare at him blankly, they had gotten used to Marik's shanagans and hence had very little reaction to them now. The trip was for English. A subject all the year twelves had to take. Even if they hated it like Sarah did. The whole year had recently been doing a novel study and the book had come out as a movie so as a treat they were all going.
"I wonder is it's really a good idea for Marik to be going to the threatre?" Yami questioned raising an eyebrow.
"Probably not." grumbled Bakura in response.
The three headed off into school and split up to go to there lockers and put their stuff away before meeting back up with the rest of the year at the hall where they'd be sorted into groups and shoved onto buses. The trip wasn't going to last the whole day. Only the first two periods of the day.
Yami got down the halls without questioning for once and smirked glumly as he opened his locker and shoved his bag inside. A couple of letters fell out so he picked them up and shoved them into his pocket. It was always amusing reading the shit people shoved into his locker. Most of it was fan-girls, some of it was occasionally boyfriends making threats after he'd slept with their girlfriend. Even though he was in a relationship with Seto he'd still be keeping up his whore habits behind his and Ashley's back. Sarah knew he was but hadn't voiced anything, she wanted them to find out on their own terms eventually. Just as he turned around he was hit over the head by one of the year thirteens. "The fuck..." he started but was stopped short when he was lifted from the ground the slammed against the lockers. He was used to being smaller and getting beaten by angry bf's so this wasn't really that much of a shock.
"Did you do it!?"the older male snarled at him. Yami lifted his arms submissively and smiled guilty. "Do what? Your gf? It depends on what her name is?"
"Glen! Did you get her pregnant!?"the enraged male shouted at him. Students whom had heard the yelling nervously gathered to watch the scene.
"Glen? There are five Glen's at this school. I've slept with four. Be more specific." Yami said keeping a smug smirk on his face.
One of the girls in the crowd blushed and scuttled away. She was one of the Glen's and her friends were with her so it made the whole thing rather awkward.
"Glen! Long brown hair! Green eyes! Always wears a gold cross around her kneck!"
"Oooooh! Her! Yea, I fucked her." Yami said with a smirk. The enraged male immediately punched him in the stomach and dropped him to the floor. Yami landed on his feet and couched once. The boy flung another punch and Yami dodged."Except..." he started before dodging a kick to nuts, "it was about a year and a half ago that I did. So no. I didn't get her pregnant. Are you sure you didn't do it yourself?"
The other grunted and flung himself at Yami who dodged, grabbed the others arm, whacked the middle forearm hard before ajusting his grip on the others hand, folding it to the males shoulder and with a simple adjustment of weight flicked the guy onto his back and shook himself off. "Well?" Yami questioned.
"I'm a virgin. Of course I didn't!"the guy grunted.
"I could change that." Yami suggested with a smirk. The guy rolled to his feet and turned his back to the whore who gave a cheery wave before grimacing and rubbing his stomach. "Ouch..." he muttered before flicking his hands at everyone."Shoo, nothing going on here. We don't need a teacher..."
"What's all the rufus about?" growled Mrs Larki who'd just stormed to the scene.
"Oh great, just my day," Yami grumbled to himself, "you guys fault." he grumbled at the crowd who shuffled about a immediately began to leave. Mrs Larki was one of the teachers you didn't want to cross doing anything bad. She was a short woman, shorter than Yami, and dreadfully thin. Glasses sat on the end of her nose. She was bent over and almost skeletal fingers gave her an appearance that made students uneasy around her. She was known for her rage and high expectations discipline wise. Breaking in the centre of the circle of people she spotted Yami who gave one of his signature guilty grins making himself seem as cute and harmless as he possibly could.
"YOU!" she said pointing a skeletal hand at him. "I should have known it was you! You're always the centre of things aren't you!" Approaching him she reached up and grabbed his ear before yanking his head down to her shoulder level. "You're coming with me young man!" she barked.
"But you don't even know what happened?!" Yami remarked cringing as the woman twisted his ear.
Someone in the crowd jumped to Yami's defense. Hand raised in the air as they went to make a statement. "Miss, I saw the whole thing. Fredrick came and slammed him against a locker and tried to attack him. Yami flipped him onto his back and Fredrick gave up."
"A fight eh? Well, I should have a right mind to have you both stood down shouldn't I?!" Mrs Larki barked in a shrill voice.
"What!? I was only using self defense. I didn't even hurt him!"
"You should still know better Mr. Moto!"
"Would you have preferred to have found me on the ground bleeding to death?!" Yami exclaimed before uttering a series of 'ows' as Mrs Larki twisted his ear to the point where he was on his knees grimacing.
"Someone shut his locker." Mrs Larki barked before starting to drag him off, forcing him to shuffle along on his knees. To Yami's relief her phone rang and she paused to answer it.
"What?!" she barked down the line when she answered it she suddenly softened up hearing it was her husband. "Oh, one minute darling." she said in a sweet voice that made all the students in the area shiver to hear. Taking the phone from her ear she released Yami. "Stay here for a moment." she barked harshly making him wince. She then scurried into a side room to talk to her husband. Yami got to his feet and some of the students gestured for him to run. At that moment the bell went and everyone scattered as fast as their legs could take them. Someone banged Yami's locker shut for him. When it came down to escaping Mrs Larki, all students worked together to flee no matter how much they hated each other.
He reached the hall just in time and was growled at for being late. Everyone going on the trip had meant to be ten minutes early. He was ten late and everyone was already sorted. Because of this he was shoved into the nearest group, which happened to be the right one. Which made everyone else in it feel awkward because it just so happened that every person in the group had been one he'd slept with, including the guys. Many of which had been drunk at the time and regretted it. Yami hid himself among the people in case Mrs Larki decided to show up and come searching for him. If he hid himself well enough so she and other teachers couldn't see him he knew that the students wouldn't turn him over.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder and he almost jumped out of his skin only to find it was just Ryou. "Oh, hey." he said awkwardly. "I didn't see you... you dyed your hair... I liked it better when it was white."
Ryou smiled awkwardly in return. He blushed and held the other out a small passel. Yami eyed it curiously and the scent of freshly baked goods and tea hit his nose. "Wow! Thanks Bakura!" he said cheerfully. The short British kid kept up his awkward smile. "I got to look at the group lists on Friday. I know how much you used to like my muffins. About my hair, I dyed it because people kept mistaking me for my brother. He has some scary enemies. Believe it or not, I don't like being dragged into dark alleys and beaten shit-less..."
"Don't worry I understand that feeling too." laughed Yami before giving the other a light hug, not sure if the other had any injuries or not. The way that Ryou winced upon the touch told Yami that it must have been recently that he'd gotten beaten up. It didn't help that Ryou got bullied at school either.
One of the teachers then piped up it was time to get on the bus. Lucky for him his group was the first to be sent out to go on. Just as they left Yami spotted Mrs Larki entering the hall and made sure he was well covered by the rest of the people. Ryou watched him cautiously. "What's wrong Yami?" he asked.
"I got into a fight. I took all the damage but I was the one Mrs Larki caught. She wants to get me stood down... again."Yami said bending over and getting some suspicious looks from the other students in the group, especially when they caught Mrs Larki's name. Nothing good came from that name being spoken. It was like saying 'Bloody Mary' in the mirror three times, Mrs Larki seemed to have some Psychic power that drew her too the location of whence her name was spoken more than once in a conversation. Some students had even said that when they'd been at the dairy talking about her she'd walked in just after they'd said her name. Many students had gone to referring to her as 'the witch'
As soon as they reached the bus Yami raced down the isle and too the far back corner. Bribing the couple of 'gansta guys' from the corner when he threatened to reveal the mistakes they'd made to the whole school. The two had growled about it before leaving their seats. Yami shuffled into the back corner window seat before patting the seat beside him for Ryou to have. Ryou had never gotten to sit in the back of the bus for a school trip before since it was always reserved for the 'cool kids'. Since Yami was there however, no one challenged him and Ryou for their seats. Yami looked across the bus and out the opposite window towards the school and the hall. Mrs Larki was following the third group out of the hall and heading towards their bus. "Shit!" he mumbled. Standing he tapped one of the guys sitting in front of them on the shoulder. "You can have my seat if you want. I need to hide from Mrs Larki for a while." the guy opened his mouth in panicked understanding.
"Ryou, quick, got a hair tie?" he said in a slight panic. Ryou reached into his pocket and got one out. "I always do. I tie my hair back when I cook. You know that."
"Thanks, I'll give it back in a second." Yami said before pulling his hair back into a ponytail. It was a funny sight, Yami with a pony tail, the pony tail stuck out at every angle like a pokemons tail. He looked more or less like a Zoroark really. With a slight yelp he got down on all fours and vanished under the seat. The guy he'd offered his seat too quickly sat down next to Ryou and the moment Mrs Larki entered, the bus silence fell.
"Is Mr Yami Atem in this group?" she barked.
People nervously shook their heads as she began to walk down the bus. Yami coiled up tightly under the seat making sure he wouldn't be visible to her. This was one of the moments when he rejoiced having such a small body size. The position however hurt the new bruise on his stomach. When the teacher got to the end of the bus she stopped and talked to Ryou.
"What are you doing sitting at the back of the bus?" she growled at him.
"What do you mean...?" he questioned nervously.
"Oh, all us teachers know that only the popular kids sit at the back. We also all know your one of the most un-popular kids at the school."
The boy whom Yami had gotten too sit next to him started to speak. "I am though and I need information on Britian's history for an assignment. He gets privileges because of that."
"Excuse me Mr Man, but was I talking to you?" Mrs Larki asked.
"No Mrs Larki."he replied.
"Well very well then." the teacher growled and began to make her way back down the bus and off of it. The whole bus load of students seemed to let out a collective sigh of relief at her departure and as soon as she was a safe distance gone Yami went to crawl out from under the bus seat only to have the teacher meant to be monitoring them get into the bus and sit on the one vacant seat... the one he was under.
'Just my luck...' he grumbled in thought. Pouting in disbelief at how much bad luck he'd had so far that day.