One from the land of kings long forgotten; One from the hearth which still holds the spark; One from the Day World where two eyes are watching;
And one from the…Twilight series?
Oh, come on! Don't tell me this didn't pop into your head at one point or another!
WARNING TO TWILIGHT FANS: this is gonna kind of make fun of twilight, but I'll try not to too much. I did read the series, and I did like them, but them the terrible movies just ruined them, sorry
I got this AWESOME black flower ring that matches my necklace...obsessed? pshhh, noo wered u get that idea?...
Oh yea! I almost forgot that thing that I have to do, about how I don't own Night World or Twilight…
"Alright, alright!" Thierry Descouedres shouted to the roomful of soulmates. They were all conversing loudly, and it was time for the meeting to start. "Settle down, please!"
The room gradually quieted, until everyone was sitting in silence. Thierry cleared his throat. "Are there any new leads on the fourth wild power?"
Poppy's hand shot up into the air.
Thierry sighed. Poppy's leads were always extremely far-fetched. "Yes, Poppy?"
Poppy jumped out of her chair and walked up to the front of the room next to Thierry, holding something behind her back. "Okay, well, you all know how the last line says one from the twilight, right?"
A chorus of yes ran through the room.
Slowly and dramatically, she pulled out a book from behind her. It was Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer.
Everyone groaned, and Ash exclaimed, "You have got to be kidding me!" and received a slap from Mare,(oh, you just know I had to get them in there)
Hannah,the nice one, spoke up, "Well, give her a chance guys! Unless, of course, any of you have a better lead?" she glared around the room.
Everyone fell silent, looking guiltily at their hands or the floor. Thierry gestured for Poppy to continue.
"Alright, c'mon, think about it, guys! We're real, and we found that book written about us! Maybe the characters in this book are real too!" She looked really excited at the idea.
Thierry, calmly, explained, "Poppy, think about what you are saying. You're basically suggesting that every character in every book can be real. Also, how could the characters in Twilight be real? Have you ever heard of the voultari? (Sorry if that's wrong, read the book a while ago) And you are a made vampire, was the change excruciatingly painful? I know that mine was not. And we feed off of animal blood, are our eyes hazel? Do you have venom? Do you have any special abilities? Do-"
"Alright alright! I get it! Gosh…" Poppy sulked back to her seat next to James.
"Alright The meeting is adjourned" Thierry said, sounding very weary.
(meanwhile, in Forks, Washington…)
"Edward!" Alice Cullen exclaimed. "I just had the weirdest vision…"
Soo…yup. That's it. Just wanted to get that idea out there. Might not continue it, unless people want it. Review? ;D
