Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, and this isn't like my "If I were..." series, note how it's in action.
Hot of 180 Old Order/ Summer of -1.9999 Freedom Era
It was a sunny day, there wasn't a breeze to be found, and it was quite. That wouldn't last long. The armies were growing closer. The Rebellion and the Fighting Dojo were about to decide the outcome of the pokemon world. The Rebellion had been fighting for 3 years under the belief that all types if pokemon could live together, while the Fighting Dojo was part of the organized villages that kept pokemon in order. The Rebellion was confident. Maybe too confident.
Rebel Leader, a Houndoom: We will have to fight our hardest to win!
Rebel Soldier, a Jumpluff: We have the fucking pussies in our sights! They won't know what fucking hit them! We fucking rock!
Rebel Leader, laughing: I'm supposed to say that your wrong, but who am I kidding, we do fucking rock!
All of the rebel forces cheered in unison, over there "guaranteed" victory, except for a pikachu holding his katana sitting away from the group, wishing for the war to be over. A Murkrow walked up and sat beside him.
Murkrow: Why so sad, Zu? We're gonna win this thing! We'll finally be free!
Zu, the Pikachu: ... Shadow, my old friend, I do not wish to battle. I just want to go home.
Shadow, the Murkrow: That's just it! If we win, we go home, free as a bird!
Zu: Your already a bird.
Shadow: Wise guy, eh?
Zu, chuckling: You always know how to lift my spirits. I'll fight this one last time.
Shadow: You gonna come back to the party?
Zu: No, I fight best sober, like most pokemon do!
Shadow, leaving: Good thing I'm not most pokemon.
Zu faked a smile until Shadow was gone, then he went back to sadness.
Hot of 180 Old Order/ Summer of 0 Freedom Era
It was the stroke of midnight, the Rebellion had decided on a full out storm of the Fighting Dojo base. This was the night it would all end. The Rebellion was at the foot of Champion's Hill, the were taking a short break to plan for the attack.
Rebel Leader: You all have the plan?
Rebel Soldier, an Ekans: Yeah, yeah, me and the other poison types sneak in and poison as many as we can, then, when the others notice we sound the alarm for the rest of you guys to pick them off.
Rebel Leader: And you Zu?
Zu: I stay behind and...
Zu ear twitched to the sound of a branch snapping then a rustle of leaves.
Zu: That's weird.
Rebel Leader: What?
Zu: There was no wind,... EVERYONE RUN! IT'S A TRAP!
Zu's words never reached his comrades, as a wave of Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee fell from the trees.
Rebel Leader: Atta...
He never spoke another world, as a bullet zoomed through his head, killing him instantly. The Rebels noticed that they were surrounded. Zu looked around to see his comrades being slaughtered with both fighting moves and bullets. He unsheathed his sword.
Zu: Shadow! I'm gonna need your back up! Shadow?
Zu turned to see Shadow flying away.
Zu: Shadow?
Shadow, tears falling from his eyes: I'm... I'm sorry Zu.
Zu watched Shadow fly away. He then focused on the comrades being killed, and charged at the enemy. He was knocked away by a fire punch. He looked around, seeing that he was the last one of his team alive. He stuck his katana into the air.
Zu: ZAPDOS, GOD OF THE ELECTRIC POKEMON, GIVE ME YOUR POWER!
The clear starry night was suddenly filled with dark clouds, rumbling with pure power. A bolt of lightning that could shatter a mountain struck down upon Zu's katana, electrocuting him to the point that you could see his bones. He then fell to the ground.
Machop, leader of Fighting Dojo: The fool! Zapdos doesn't exist!
Zu rose from the ground, eyes dyed red instead of their normal white color.
Zu: May Zapdos forgive your stupidity.
Machop: Why not, he doesn't exist!
Zu, holding his katana: Scratch that. Have fun in hell!
Machop: HOW DARE YOU! I'M MORE OF A GOD THEN ZAPDOS! ATTACK MY FOLLOWERS!
The army of Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee, and Hitmontop charged at Zu.
Zu: Why must more blood be spilt?
Machop, laughing: The only blood that will be spilt will be yours!
Zu then charged at the army, Thundering bullets coming at him, and sliced a Hitmonchan in two, causing the pure electrical energy that had been absorbed into the blade to be released in the form of a giant curve of energy, obliterating a huge portion of the remaining forces to bloody chunks.
Machop: I've got 3 times more where that cam from, you can't win! ATTACK!
An army 3 times the size of the one Zu had obliterated appeared from the other side of the hill.
Zu: Ah shit! This is gonna hurt. ZAPDOS, LEND ME MORE OF YOUR POWER, SO THAT I MAY DESTROY THE NON-BELIEVERS!
Zu shoved his sword into the sky again. The dark clouds over the battle grew pitch black, and launched bolts of lighting the size of red woods around Zu. The bolts left the ground around Zu charred and black.
Machop, laughing: You missed! What kind of god do you have?
Zu, pointing up, eyes filled with hate: The kind that's gonna beat the living shit out of you!
Machop looked up and noticed a giant ball of lighting hovering above Zu.
Zu: Say your prayers.
Zu swung his katana, sending the ball of electricity rolling toward the army.
Machop, hiding in his trench coat: Shit!
The ball rolled over the army of fighting pokemon, killing them, and charring their bodies to mere ashes.
Zu, looking at the desolation: The weaklings. They didn't deserve to live!
Machop, coming out of his trench coat: YOU HAVEN'T WON YET!
Zu: Please, I'm on an entirely different level!
Machop, ripping of his trench coat: Then I'll just have to borrow some!
Machop was wearing a mechanical vest with a dial on it.
Zu: What the fuck is that?
Machop: It's my Rare Candy-Powered Vest! I've taken the essence of Rare Candies, and put that pure power into this vest!
Zu: That means...
Machop: Yes, I can change level at will! You will die here and now!
Machop the spun the dial.
Machop: LV. 70 will be enough! See you in hell!
Zu: If I ever make it there, I'll remember to say hi.
Machop, energy pulsing through him: VERY FUNNY!
Machop glowed in a bright white light and evolved into Machamp.
Zu: I CANNOT LET YOU LIVE, DEMON!
Zu charged at Machamp. He swung his katana at him, only to have it blocked. Machamp, using his other 2 arms, ripped the katana in half.
Machamp: Where are you without you precess "power" from Zapdos?
Zu: How cute. You thought Zapdos gave my katana his power!
Machamp: He couldn't give you his power! He doesn't exist! And even if he did, he couldn't hurt me, this vest is made of rubber, I'm fucking immortal!
Zu: If he doesn't exist, how come he's going to kill you?
Machamp: What? I just...
Zu then stabbed Machamp through the arms with the pieces of his katana.
Machamp: You katana won't work, my muscles are as strong fucking steel!
Zu: PI-KA-CHU!
A Thunder attack 1 million times stronger then anything a normal Pikachu should be able to produce came down from the heavens.
Machamp: Electric attacks won't work on me!
Zu: That's what my steel katana was for.
Machamp: Ah fuck!
The Thunder attack struck the steel katana, electrifying Machamp form the inside out, causing chunks of blood and gore to rain from the sky. Zu snapped his blade back into it's singular form and sheathed it. His eyes returned to their normal white color.
Zu, looking down at his hands which were dyed a bright red color: Oh my, it seems I have some repenting to do.
Meanwhile,...
Machamp's spirit rose from his splattered and charred body.
Machamp: Apparently there is a heaven. The bigger surprise is that I'm going there.
He then starred in awe at a giant lightning bird in front of him.
Zapdos: I don't exist, eh?
Machamp: Uh, about that...
Zapdos: Never mind. Groudon and Kyogre will have fun with you. In hell!
Machamp: Fuck!
Machamp immediately fell down from the sky, through the ground, and into the fiery pits of hell.
I'm just gonna say that this stroy will be updated SLOWLY as I would like to finish some of my other stories first, so enjoy this first chapter as a preview for the rest to come. Also, your reviews are apprecited. I like pie! Meeps!