Chapter 1: Attack of the Ninja Bunny

Jack was minding his own business when the Easter Bunny attacked him out of nowhere.

It was only thanks to his control over wind that he even heard the rabbit coming, and even then he had to do some serious maneuvering in order to get out of the way of the explosives that the rabbit hurled at him.

"What the hell Kangaroo! What crawled up your pouch and died?" He flipped out of the way of another explosive, and hovered high up in the air. "Are you angry about the Easter of '68 thing again? It was forty-six years ago! Get over it already!" He dodged another explosive and flew higher when Bunny jumped up to catch him. Three more explosives were sent his way and he batted them towards Bunny with his staff.

Bunny dropped to the ground and dodged, thumping the ground and opening a portal, summoning some sential eggs that launched themselves at him. Jack batted them away with his staff only to slam into the ground when Bunny appeared in a portal above him. Jack rolled, sending up a burst of wind and ice with his movements, blasting Bunny off him and allowing the spirit to jump to his feet.

"It is about the whole fish thing? I didn't know you were allergic Kangaroo! It was a total accident!"

Bunny rapidly threw explosive after explosive, while repeatedly summoning sential eggs, before disappearing into another portal. Jack summoned a whirlwind around him, blowing back the explosives and eggs, before bending over backward, dodging the really sharp boomerang, parrying the second boomerang with his staff, and sending a burst of air at Bunny with his foot. The pooka was blasted backward, and tumbled head over heals, before righting himself with a flip and landing on his feet.

"Oh wait, was it about the no-hair cream incident? That wasn't my fault! Honest!" Pause. "Okay, that was my fault, but you gotta admit it was funny! Besides, it grew back!"

Bunny rushed him, sending a flurry of punches and kicks, with the occasional stab of his boomerang thrown in. The world slowed down to a crawl as Jack allowed the wind to take over his movements, flowing through Bunny's assault, weaving in and out of his punches, ducking under his kicks, and parrying his very sharp boomerangs with his staff.

He bent over backward, almost parallel with the ground as an explosive sailed over where he used to be. Bunny immediately reverse gripped his boomerang bringing it down towards Jack's chest. Jack hooked the crooked end of his staff over Bunny's foot and gave it a hard tug upwards, making the pooka stumble face first right into Jack's raised knee.

Bunny's head flew backward and Jack flipped over end and shot into the air. The hostile rabbit immediately recovered, sent a few more explosives, and jumped high in the air towards him. Jack blew back the explosives, and Bunny only had a moment to widen his eyes before the explosives ignited, blasting him backward.

"Was it because I tied you up? I just though you needed to relax with someone for a bit! How was I supposed to know that your fangirls were actually fanboys?"

A portal opened above his head, depositing dozens of sential eggs and one very pissed Bunnymund. He immediately dived to the ground and rolled, dropping his staff in the process. He quickly rose to a crouch and slammed his hands to the ground, sending a wave of ice that froze everything in its path. Most of the sentials were caught in his ice, but some managed to land on the frozen statues of their bretherin rather than the lethal ice below, surviving the fall while Bunny sent an explosive straight at the ground, blowing away the ice and sending the sentinals straight towards him.

Jack slammed his hands together, sending a strong gust of wind straight at the eggs, blowing them and the dust cloud that appeared from Bunny's explosive away, revealing the pooka within arms distance, boomerang raised high as he darted towards Jack at high speed. The Spirit of Winter crossed him arms in an X, and a shield made of ice emerged, just managing to rise up to cover Jack's face before Bunny slammed into him, sending him down on one knee.

"Is is because I outed your private stash to Tooth? That totally was not my fault that time! I though you were hiding chocolate not porn!"

Bunny growled in response, and pushed down at Jack with all of his body weight, boomerangs pointed downward. The Spirit of Winter held his ground and jumped upward, adding a spin to it, causing the pooka to turn with him. With a heave, Jack pushed him downward, and suddenly Bunny was kneeling, his arms crossed as Jack pushed down at him.

He only had a second to realize this before Jack kicked up his foot, sending a gust of wind towards Bunny, basting him back. He tumbled, jumped to his feet, and dodged to the side to avoid the ice shield that came hurdling towards him. He took this chance to throw his boomerang towards the winter spirit, and using that as a distraction, dashed towards him at a startling speed.

Jack sent a blast of condensed wind straight at the lethal boomerang, which promptly exploded, sending him flying back. He used the momentum to roll towards his staff, picking it up and raising it just as Bunny finally reached him, aiming a high kick towards his face. It was blocked, and for a brief moment, Bunny's eyes full of wild anger and insanity, met Jack's playful and mischievous ones.

Then Jack sent a blast full of wind straight at the pooka, sending flying backward. He flipped in the air, landing in a battle ready pose-arms raised, single boomerang at ready-while Jack rose to his feet, his staff gripped in his hands, pointing directly at Bunny.

And all the while, Jack would not. Stop. Talking.

"Wait... oooooh, this is about the Slenderman incident. I already told you Slend was sorry! He just isn't used to meeting new people! He didn't mean to react that way!"

"Would you just. Shut. Up?!"

"I'll shut up, when you tell me why you're attacking in the first place. Sheesh, it's common curtisy ya know?"

"I'm going to kill you," the Australian growled.

"Well yeah, I figured that out. Mind telling me why, you want to kill me?"

"I'm going to kill you!"

"...yeah, I got that. Why?"

"I'm going to kill you!"

"Okay, now you're just repeating yourself."

"I'm going to kill you!"

"Seriously, this is starting to get sad."

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Jack sighed and shook his head. "Get new material you two-bit kangaroo. You're boring me." Jack even had the audasity to get up from his battle ready crouch and yawn at him, before turning and walking away, as if the pooka wasn't even worth his time.

Deep, deep inside the pooka's psyche, the part of himself that was raging, fighting back against the being who controlled his mind, suddenly gave in. Both sides of himself-the one who controlled him and the one who fought back against the control- reached an agreement, and worked together for a single moment.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH!"

Bunny rushed towards Jack, his speed faster than it had ever been before, his feet causing mini craters to form at the force with which he stepped. His eyes widened in pure anger as he jumped up into the air, his sharp boomerang pointed directly at the figure below him, who continued to walk as if without a care in the world. For a single moment, Bunny's dissent stilled, and he hung in the air, as if suspended by the very wind itself. Then, with a triumphant yell, he fell straight towards the figure below him, his incredibly sharp boomerang just about to pierce his skull-

-when Jack's staff came up, and sent a harsh gust of wind straight into his unprotected gut.

He flew back, his breath knocked out of his lungs, and hit the ground with startling force, a crater forming beneath him.

Just before he passed out, Bunny heard the damned winter spirit's voice call teasingly from the distance,

"Better luck next time Kangaroo!"

The pooka passed out to the sound of Jack's laughter.

I originally got the idea for this story from a rotg kink prompt. It can be summed up in a few words:

Guardians turn evil.

Jack becomes badass.

Pitch weeps in fear.

And Jack kills everything.

To be fair, I have to agree with the person who made this prompt. Jack ALWAYS gets made into an emo, broody type whenever things go wrong. We never see him go all out. We never see him use the full extent of his abilities. No one ever EXPLORES the many, many ways he could have experimented with his abilities over time. No one ever tries to make him push back all the whining and crying and actually DO SOMETHING like he does in canon.

Nope. Not this time.

You see, in my personal head canon, Jack has a great imagination and a will to use it. Over the course of 300 years , he must have experimented with his abilities a little. He must have come across an angry or violent spirit. He must have harmed and/or killed someone in that long, long stretch of time. He must have some sort of battle experience. He lived through 4 great wars (Revolutionary, Civil, WW1, WW2) for crying out loud! Unlike the rest of the Guardians, he didn't have anything to keep him busy for such a stretch of time; it was just himself. He had to keep himself occupied right?

So yeah, while he does have a rather optimistic point of view, I feel that Jack should not be underestimated. He's a WINTER SPIRIT for crying out loud. He commands an ELEMENT OF NATURE. Anything that is ice or wind will bow to his will.

And if any of you have ever seen Avatar: The Last Airbender, you know that you can do ALOT with ice and air. ALOT.

So, this is my story. Hope you like it, and give me some serious feedback. I always want to improve on my writing.

Reviews are love.