The glittering monkey princess

by maykUsmyle

the strange anti-twilight tale of a glittering monkey princess, all reviews welcome

The glittering monkey princess - the anti-twilight tale of a wolf, a drama queen and a sparkling fairy princess.

I had a flying monkey,

I made it out of clay.

Then it started sparkling,

So I chased it far away.

This pixie had a girlfriend,

Her name was Bella Swan.

I didn't like her much,

So I cursed her with my wand.

My wand wasn't really working,

So I tapped it twice, then thrice.

And since it wouldn't kill her,

I jabbed it in her eyes.

Her face was already ugly,

So it didn't change it much.

So then she cried as usual,

as Edward went for lunch.

But Bella had a stalker,

His name was Jacob Black.

Edward should have known this,

He's really getting slack.

However Jacob hated Edward,

And this was the sad part.

One preferred dog biscuits,

The other preferred the dark.

If I had said this had a happy ending,

Then I would have lied.

For this to be a happy ending,

They would all have died!