Author's note:
Yo! This is my second fanfic. so constructive criticism is good.
Lay off on flames but I really don't care what you think as long as I'm writing. XD
-yours sincerely
WARNING!!HEAVY SPOILERS!!(though as occasional as they may be) Have to have read up to chapter 400!!Just an after thought lets pretend that Sasuke came back after he learned the 'secret'.And the team are all on their way back with him in tow. I will also be ignoring the time line and jiryia's death for the moment (as I completely deny he 's dead!) So enjoy!!
Alex: ALLISON!!IT'S TIME FOR THE DISCLAIMER!!
Allison: covers ears I'm standing right here you dork.
Alex:scratches back of head Ohhh sorry Allison-san!
Allison: Would you quit it with the suffix we're not Japanese gives exasperated sigh
Alex: on with the disclaimer!
Allison:coughs
Alex and Allison: NARUTO AND ITS CHARACTERS AREN'T OURS MERELY THE PLOT AND OURSELVES!
Kakashi: would you just move on to the story already?
Lost in a world unknown!
Chapter 1:Capture
"Hurry up, Allison!" cried an exasperated Alex trudging up the hill in her army greens. (a/n yes I have heard the song Traveling Soldier, and my usage basically means she's wearing a black military issue shirt, and camouflage pants with combat boots.)
"Well sorry if I'm not used to camping!" The blonde haired companion cried from some good 20ft away. The brunette stopped and sat on rock casually waiting for her friend. "and I thought you said this would be fun?" Allison added as she collapsed onto the rock next to Alex.
"I did, but then you still came along even though you thought it would be 'troublesome' so you can't exactly blame me Allison Akamichi!" Alex said laughing as her friend glared with murderous intent.
"I may like Cho-kun but at least I can tell what he's thinking bug-girl!" Allison said gritting her teeth.
"Bug-girl? Hmmm that has a nice ring to it." Alex said as Allison nearly anime fell. "Especially since he's called bug-boy." She finished looking at an exasperated blonde.
"Is there nothing that fazes you?" Allison sighed as she got up shakily and walked up the hill.
"Basi-"Alex never got to finish her sentence as a shockwave knocked them both to the ground. Somewhere in up ahead a mushroom cloud was barely visible above the tree-tops. After a few minutes the cloud dissipated and the girls looked at each other.
Allison sighed as Alex looked at her hopefully. "We're gonna die aren't we?" Allison said as she followed the adventurous brunette down the other side of the hill to a massive crater.
"We at least have to make sure no one was caught in that blast." Alex said from her spot in the bushes.
"Again I repeat myself, we're gonna die!" Allison said frowning slightly.
"Well you two wont die as long as you cooperate." A deep voice said from behind them as they were hit at the back of the neck and fell into unconsciousness.
Several hours later Alex awoke in the middle of a forest, the first two things she noticed were; 1. She was alone and; 2. It was night. 'This is not good' she thought to herself trying desperately not to panic. She took a few deep calming breathes before looking toward the sky and mapping the stars. After she found north she got up and started walking not noticing the fact that she still had her pack on and the shadows that were moving around her.
Meanwhile with Allison-
Allison was awakened by the sunlight streaming in through her window. Allison jumped. Wait her window? Taking in her surroundings she found she was in a hospital of some type, suddenly the door was opened by a large man with a bag of chips in his hand. Her mouth nearly dropped.
"Hey good your awake! We were getting worried. I didn't think anyone other than Shikamaru could sleep that much." Akamichi Choji said beaming at the blue-eyed girl. He sat down in a chair next to her bed as shikamaru himself walked in rubbing the back of his neck muttering something about this being troublesome to his schedule.
"Ummm hi." Allison said nervously trying to fight down her blush. Fortunately it was working. Allison's eyes shot open and she gasped. Choji and Shikamaru both jumped up alarmed. "Where's Alex?" She asked looking desperately from one to the other. The two guys shared worried glances.
With Alex-
"I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz because, because, because of the wonderful things he does-"Alex sang before being ambushed by a very large furry object. It was growling slightly at her but after she gave it a quizzical look it started licking her face. "Hey. Stop that! It tickles!" Alex cried laughing louder as the seconds passed.
"AKAMARU! No tickling the enemy!" cried a voice from a nearby tree. Akamaru proceeded to whimper as he got off of her.
"awww your no fun! Just because he like me does-" Alex's mouth dropped as she turned around to come face-to-face with Team Kakashi, Team 8, and Team Yamamoto (ill call Sai and Yamamoto this temporarily.)
Yamamoto raised an eye-brow. "Are you all right?" he asked eyeing the golden eyed-girl as she swayed slightly. She nodded slightly before her eyes rolled back and she fell over. Sakura rushed over to the girl's fallen form.
"Uh-oh is she okay Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked as sakura looked her over Sasuke standing behind him.
"Naruto she can't work with you over her shoulder" Sasuke said sighing.
Sakura's hands stopped glowing." Apparently she just fainted." Sakura said eyeing the strange girl as she started snoring. Everyone but Sai, Sasuke, and Shino sweatdropped.
Suddenly she jumped up. The girls face had gone from pale to glowingly giddy in under 3.5 seconds. "IT WORKED!" she said jumping up and grabbing her pack. "Hey do you mind if I catch a ride to Kohona? I have a friend who's probably in trouble. Then again she's way quieter then I am but I can't guarantee she wont jump 'him'." Sai covered her mouth.
"I would love to give you a ride as long as you were to shut you mouth. Big mouth." Sai said automatically giving her a nickname and smiling. Sakura bashed him over the head. He rubbed it tenderly.
"Hey! What was that for? He didn't mean anything by it!" Alex said crossing her arms in front of her chest. "I've honestly been called worse and don't really care so why should you?" Alex asked in Sai's defense, who happened to be slightly taken aback. 'if I keep acting like this they'll know I know them somehow owwwwwy my head!' she thought shaking her head. "Honestly I thought you were more mature then that." She finished with a playful grin, causing sakura to go between angry and amused. She happen to notice Shino smirk as she got on Sai's back and nearly giggled but she reigned it in.
Meanwhile with Allison-
"Where is she? How could you not have found her when you found me?" Allison said panic spreading in her voice.
"Troublesome, now we have to look for another foreigner." Shikamaru grumbled as he sat back down.
"There's no telling what she's gotten herself into! That idiot is to trusting, she'll probably be murdered and her body left to rot all because she was trying to convince some wanted criminal to turn himself in, and with her luck that'll actually happen." Allison said her head in her hands.
"Yo. Nerd whuz up?" Alex said jumping through the window in full rocker chick mode. Air guitar mid-thigh as whispers in the dark blasted from her ipod speakers.
Allison started swinging her I.V. at Alex. "You FREAK OF NATURE! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE LIKE THAT? YOU JERK!!I WORRIED FOR NO REASON!!" She screamed Alex narrowly avoiding the metal as she ducked out the door and caught her breath. Sasuke and Naruto came up the hall just then.
"I.V……my head…..damn…….that was…….too…close" Alex said panting heavily and collapsing against the wall.
Sasuke tried to hide his smirk as Naruto laughed out loud before asking. "Hey! Who were you afraid your friend was gonna jump?" he cocked his head to the side quizzically.
She smiled at Naruto. "Well I'm dead anyway so ill tell you. Shikamaru or as Allison says Shika-kun." Alex said getting up and limping down the hall. "I'll be at the Hokage's office if anyone but Allison needs me!" she said with a wave as she disappeared around the corner.Promptly crashing into a robed figure.
She rubbed her nose as she scrambled to collect the mans papers. "Eh. Sorry, my bad, my bad." She said grimacing and standing to gave the man the final paper. Picking up her black glasses and wiping something that was probably blood off then she put them on only to notice the man she'd run into was none other than Gaara of the desert, otherwise known as the Kazecage of Suna. Alex casually turned around only to have her ankle encircled in sand. Alex spun around "Did you need something?" Alex asked eyeing the sand quizzically.
"What ninja village are you from? I've never felt a chakra signature like this before, and you weren't afraid of the sand which tells me your confident in your ability to fend off my attacks." His eyes narrowed as he glared at her.
Alex blinked. "uummm I' rom a civilian city called Baraboo in America, and why shouldn't I trust you? And excuse me if im slightly cocky because im an American." Alex said yawning. Then she cocked her head to the side. "Wait I have chakra? Sweet im gonna try to walk on water. And not to mention I'm a Christian nothing scares me!" Alex said breaking the sand circlet and running down the hall smiling back at a slightly shocked Gaara.
Alex continued running all the way to Hokage tower unaware of the two shadows following her up to the tower doors. Alex walked up to Shizune who was sitting at a desk in front of the Hokage's office. "I would like to request an audience with Hokage-sama!" Alex said standing straight and saluting a baffled Shizune.
"J-just a minute." Shizune said disappearing into the office. She came back out and nodded to Alex "She'll see you know." She said opening the door.
Alex calmly walked up to Tsunade's desk. She took a deep breath and "Ohmygodistillcantbelievewe'reactuallyherebutthatssortabadsincewe'refromanotherdimesionandiwanttobeaninjahereifthatspossiblebutimnotreallysureiguessidhavetoasknejiorhinataifihaveenoughchakratobeaninjabuti'ddefinatlygothroughwithgaistrianingifihadtoimeanthatwouldsokickass!"Alex said amazingly in one breathe. (BREATHE ALEX BREATHE! coughs moving on)
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Alright if you want to be a ninja of Kohona so bad ill have you train with Guy, upon you friends arrival I had Neji look at her chakra system and she has enough. You have one month to impress me and the council. Otherwise you Sasuke and Allison will be on probation. If I hear one compliant about Guy's training then ill throe you into civilian status you hear?" Tsunade said resting her chin on her hands. "if you or your friend want to go home after the month is up I'll help in anyway I can got it?" Tsunade said with a somewhat evil smirk.
Alex suddenly got chills. "Hai, Tsunade-sama." Alex said saluting Tsunade and running off.
"Hmmmm" Tsunade hummed thinking to herself. 'Another dimension you say? Is it possible that Akatski did this?' sigh 'I'll just have to watch these girls and find out'. She thought turning her chair around to look out the window.
"Tsunade! The Kazecage is here for a revision of the treaty should I show him in?" Shizune asked Tonton hanging from her arms.
"Show him in by all means! And get us some Sake!" Tsunade called after her assistant.
IM DONE!!
Omg that took to long!
Hope you like it!
-U.D
Note-this happens to be a self insert fanfic. Allison I appoligize for pairing you without permission but you'll get used to shikamaru soon I promise! I also apologize to my friend Bria who will have to wait a couple chapters before she gets sucked into the Naruto world. Bye Bye!Please R&R!!
Chapter preview-
"OMYGOD!"cried Alex she-- and --.
what horrors await Alex as Guy's next student? Who shall be Allison's teacher? And when did cheese start following the Naruto gang? The answer to these stupid questions and more will be answered in the next installment of Lost in a worlds Unknown!!
-U.D.