Dumbest Story Ever!

by steamboatwillie1928

I wrote this for school. It's incredibly dumb but kind of funny. Please hummor me and read it I'll explain everthing at the end.

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I do not own Twilight or Charlie the Unicorn, just worship them. This whole weird story will be explained at the bottom, trust me.

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It was Tom and Chet's best day ever. They were bone-tired and collapsed into their Ricky and Lucy style beds. You see they had spent the entire day with their BFF, Edward Cullen. They took turns riding on his back super duper fast through the magic forest, stopping only to pet Charlie the Unicorn. Edward then carried the two boys up the tallest tree they could find were they sat on the branch to watch the beautiful sunset. Tom sighed and turned to Edward.

"Do you think we'll best friends forever?" he whispered. Edward just nodded his head.

"I love you guys!" sighed Chet.

"Tom," began Edward, " I can see into the deepest recesses of Chet's mind and he wants you to do something, I think you know what it is."

Tom turned to Chet. The too boys embraced and Tom whispered, " Best friends forever Vanilla Bear."

"Ditto Chocolate Bear, BFF's." said Chet. The sun then slowly set behind Candy Mountain.

As promised here is the explanation. My teacher gave us a funny writing assignment and I decided to write about two of my best guy friends. They are hilarious. Chet keeps calling Tom Chocolate Bear in hopes that he will call him Vanilla bear. But Tom refuses. Chet keeps telling him that color is an illusion and that they are brothers. Of course they are joking but it's so funny seeing Chet try to be serious. I put Edward in the story because Tom hates Twilight and wishes bad things on Edward and that's what makes it funny!!!!! I just like making him mad, tee hee!!!!!!