Alright guys, here you go! hope you like the Fanfic!

Alice POV

God I was bored! Im going to go online. I typed in "Fun stuff to do" and

scrolled down. Hmm... 333 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.. I had an

idea... "GUYS! GET YOUR BIG OL' BUTTS IN HERE!" I screamed, and they raced

in. "What? whats wrong?" I smiled. "Nothing is wrong, my dear Eddie." "My name

is not Eddie!" I snickerd and smiled at all of them. "Ok everyone!" I

began, doing my best to stay composed "OMJ! LOOKIE WHAT I'VE GOT! LOOK!LOOK!

LOOK!LOOK!" I said bouncing in excitment. "What do you have Alice?" said

Bella, looking a little scared. "I got 333 ways to get kicked out of

Walmart!". "Oh no." She said a look of fear crossing across her face. "Oh yes,

my dear Isabella" I said in what I assumed to be a creepy voice. Bella blushed

a right red putting most firetrucks to shame. "My name is not isabella! well,

it is, but still!" She snapped. I smiled. "Well, whatever your name is, Bella,

we are going to Walmart..."

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At walmart...

Alice POV

"Ok first thing," I started, "1: Smash the person in front of you in the head

with a ham." Bella blushed a bright red. "NO way, Alice!" She said eye's wide

at the request. "YES! GRAB THE DAMN HAM AND START SMASHING!" I yelled. Bella

flinched and grabed a small ham. "Now, remember, don't use Vamp strength...

and go!" I yelled befored walking up to the person in front of me. It was a

middle aged woman. This was going to be good. I raised my arms up and brought

the ham down opon her head, not hard though. Not even hard enough to knock her

out. "OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH? YOU JUST SMASHED A FUCKING

HAM OVER MY HEAD!" She bellowed in outrage. I snickerd, turned, and ran like

hell. This might be better than I thought...

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