Chao Fairy Tales

Alien-Child: Hey guys, I hope you all will like this story, or stories.First, I'll like to see that the stories will not be exclusive to one Sonic-continuity, but it will tend to be mi together, like putting a story where Sally Acorn of SatAm and Sara from Sonic OVA together. Also, a couple in one story will not affect other stories. Like I may have a SonicxAmy in one tale, in another, it may be a ShadowxAmy. Kay? Well, I hope everything is cleared up, hope you all will enjoy the story!

"Drat that pesky hedeghog! He always ruins my plans!" Doctor Eggman muttered out as he sat in his chair in his dark liar. Once again has Eggmna, the world's greatest villan attempted world domination again and failed by his arch rival Sonic the Hedgehog. "This time, my next plan will defeat him for sure!" Eggman ran up to his console and right beofre he was about to type...

"EGGY!" A high-pitch scream echoed through through Eggman's base and Eggman covered his ears as he walk towards the source of the squeels. As soon as he open the doors, the screaming stop and a small almost-Dark Chao lied in a big bed looking at him and Eggman unplug his ears.

"Nasty, go to SLEEP!" Eggman ordered his chao.

"But Eggy, I can't! Can you wead me a stowy?" Nasty asks.

"Ugh, fine!" Eggman grumbled as he grabs a book from a self on the wall and opens it up, "Once upon a time, THE END!" Eggman sort-of read and slams the book and Nasty made a pouting face at him. "Oh fine!" Eggman said and he grabs a chair and places it near the bed and sat on it and opens the book.

Litte Red Riding Cream

Once a upn a time there was a little bunny-rabbit name Cream, and she was really loved by everyone in the Mystic Ruins that she lives in. One espicially would be Amy Rose who is like a sister to her, Amy cares so much for Cream that she made her a red hood for Cream to wear.

(Nasty: Eggy, how come Cream and Amy are in the story?

Eggman: I on't know! Now, do you want to hear the story or not?

Nasty: Okay!)

One day, Amy was very sick and couldn't come out of her house for awhile. And Cream was very sad, then her mom Vanilla thought of an idea.

"Cream sweetie, why don't you bring this basket of goodies to Amy?"

"Yeah!" Cream cheerfully said as she ran out of the house and skip down the path and hiding behind a bushes from far off, was the dasterly crook, bounty hunter, theif, thug and low-life of all of Mobius, Fang the Sniper, alosk nown by his real name as Nack the Weasel.

(Nasty: He's no wolf! He's a weasel!

Eggman: Truth be told he's a half-wolf, half-weasel

Nasty: He's a freak!)

"Amy Rose huh?" Fang smiles evilly, "Man do I gotta met that hot-chick and make her date me!"

"Lalalalalala!" Cream sang as she skips through the woods, she stop when she heard a rustling sound in the trees and in a purple flash, a weasel/wolf with one big fang wearing a cowboy hat and brown leather gloves appeared and smiled at little Cream.

"Hi there, little lady?" Fang smirks.

"Hi mister weasel!" Cream said happily and polite like the little girl she is and known for. "I'm taking these basket of goodies for my dear friend Amy Rose!"

"Really now? What's in it?" Fang smiles and though 'I hope it's food! I'm starving, that means I'll get to have dinner with Amy Rose!"

"Let's see!" Cream said as she opens the basket, "Bottle of juice possibly..." She said as she held up green bottle with grape on the label, "Some brownish," Cream toke a bit out of one, "yummy, but taste weird, oh and this magazine!" Cream said as she took out a book with 'Play-Furry' on the title.

"Wine...Hash Brownies...and porn...SWEET!" Fang grins big, "Me and Amy Rose are going to party like there's no tommarrow!"

"Excuse me?" Cream asks and Fang looks down to see Cream still there. "What is it you just said.

"Umm..." Fang said, "I gotta go!" Fang shouted as he ran off.

"That was strange, all well!" Cream said cherfully as she places everything back into her basket and then places her hood up and continue skipping downthe path.

Meanwhile, with the Big, Bad Wolf-Weasel, Fang has manage to find her way to Amy Rose's house. Fang smiles as he knocks on the door, "Hello, Amy! You're dates here with your one true love is here!" Fang smiles as he awaits the door to be open, but his expression change to scared as he heard a fast rublming sound getting to the door. "Do you guys ever get the feeling something bad might just happen?" Fang asks through the fourth wall, and suddenly the door slammed open and Fang was thrown high into the sky.

"SONIKKU? WHERE ARE YOU?" A sickly Amy shouted as she ran out the door and went into a pink streak down the path, "SONIKKU, I'M READY FOR OUR DATE! COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!"

"AAAHHHHHH!" Fang screams out as he falls to the ground, wait not on the ground, he first falls onto Amy's clothesline and started spinning rapidly, "Sssttoop tthhiiss ccrraazzy rriidde!" fang shouted, as soon as his wish was granted, Fang was thrown through thw window and landed into Amy's house right onto the cold floor. "Oh man, do I hate the circus, all those rides..." Fang said as he manages to stand up and went bug eyed at the sight of him in the mirrow of him without his hat of gloves which he lost when he went on the clotheline and somehow is now wearing Amy Rose's clothes! "Not to mention the bearded lady!" Fang added to his last comment.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"Amy, it's me Cream!"

"Oh crap!" Fang blurted out as he tried his best to find a hiding place not wanting to be seen like he is, and the best place he could think off, "THE BED!" Fang shouted as he jump into the bed and covered himself with the blankets.

"I'm coming in!" Cream said as she opens the door and see's the bed with a big lump in it. "Hi Amy!" She said.

"Huh...Hi Cream!" Fang said in a high pitch voice.

"Why Amy, you hands have gotten so big!" Cream said taken notice to Fang's hand sticking out of the blanket.

"Huh, the better to hug with me dear!" Fang manages to say.

"Why Amy, what big feat you have!" Amy said taking notice to the weasel's feet sticking out.

"Why, the better to...huh, kick pople with my dear!" manages to say.

"Why Amy, you're butt looks bigger!" Cream said taking notice to Fang's ass in the air covered in the blanket.

"Okay, that's it!" Fang said in his normal voice and leaped out of the bed and in front of Amy.

"Whoa, Mr. Weasel, I never though you were uh..gay!" Cream said with big shock eyes and Fang however went to a confuse look on his face and then turn to the dress he's wearing.

"Hey, I didn't put this on purpose!" Fang screams out. Suddenly a thought went into Cream's head.

"Where's Amy?"

"Running off on a wild goose chase!" Fang replied.

"No, i'm right here!" Fang and Cream spun around to the door-way to see Ay with Big beside her, "And you'll pay for playing with my emotions! big, get him!"

"Okay Amy!" Right as Big got out his fishing rod, Fang got out his gun and aimed at Big who dropped his rod and ran out of the house and down the path screaming.

"My hero!" Amy said sarcasticly, and she pulled out her hammer and whams it on Fang's head knocking him out-cold onto the floor.

"Amy, that was awesome!" Cream cheered.

"Thanks! Anyway, I'm feeling more better now, let's go out for some ice cream!"

"Yeah! But what about you're dress?" Cream said pointing to Fang still out-cold and wearing the dress still.

"We can let him have, infact..."

Later, Amy and Cream rode the train to Station Square to have thier girl's night out, going shppoing, getting make-up and getting their hair-done, but they weren't alone on their trip.

"C'mon, can I take the dress off now?" Fang whined as Amy holds up Fang's very own gun at himself.

"NaH! look's good on you!" Amy smirks.

"Oh for the love off! i wanted a date with you, but not like this!

The End

"The end, now go to..." Eggman said as he close his book and turns to see Nasty all alseep in a bundle of his blankets and pillow. "Sleep." Eggman finsihed quitly and tip-toed his way out of the room and slowly closes the door after turning off the light.

End Of Chapter

Alien-Child: So how you guys like it? Right now I have lans for the following; The 3 Bears, Cinderella, Snow White and the Little Mermaid, and possibly Aladdin. You guys can help if there's a fairy tale you guys want to see and who you want a character to spoof.

Next story will be 'Sally Acorn and the 7 Hedehogs' Till then, chao!