AN – So normally I'd direct new people to my first story but I'll make it quick, the OCs in this story are the two agents whose clocks stopped while looking for the Mayan Calendar. So now Jennifer is in the role Leena had for the Warehouse and Jake is a regent who tests artifacts to see if any could be used for good. Please support the official release and I own nothing except for the OCs.

It was almost four pm, just one more hour before Justin could close up the shop and head home for the night. Some days he loved his job here at Cleveland's Jewelry especially when the new shipment of stones came in or when a piece needed cleaning because that meant staring at a lovely gem for hours at a time. Other days when it was slow like this he just wanted it to end, already the ones on display had been cleaned, twice, just no one was shopping today. Right before the thought of closing early occurred the bell above the door rang out and this beautiful, long legged woman with flowing brown hair came into the shop. She was wearing a modest sundress yellow with daisies up and down it. Walking over to the counter he caught her dazzling blue eyes and flashed her a charming smile which she returned.

"Is there anything I can interest you in ma'am?"

"Yeah, I'll take everything," she said and that's when he noticed the gun in her hand. Feeling his heart stop Justin simply nodded remembering what his dad told him long ago, the jewelry was all insured, replaceable but he wasn't and if they were ever robbed just go along with it. Tossing a burlap sack onto the table the woman wasn't afraid of being caught on camera as she shoving the rings, necklaces, earrings and single stones into the bag. When she was done with the ones in that case she thanked him and left. Once she was gone Justin pressed the silent alarm and tore out some receipt paper to write down as much detail as he could.

As the police were across town taking care of Justin and bringing in a sketch artist Roy sat in his pawn shop his feet up while watching 'Strange yet True' on one of the TVs that were sold in his pawn shop. There was a beep as someone came in, a man with unkempt brown hair and dull blue eyes came in.

"Hey Matt," Roy called out as Matt nodded hello and reached into his bag setting some necklaces along the counter as well as an odd medal. "Whoa interesting, rob a store?"

"No, just found my grandmother's old jewelry and asked to sell it," seeing the medal he put that away, "That's an heirloom not selling it." Roy only nodded and started to estimate the value of the diamonds. Back at the jewelry store Pete and Myka entered taking a look around. One of the cops came up asking why they were there when Pete held up his badge,

"Secret service, been looking for someone who robs stores like this."

"You're looking for a broad who robs stores? Guarding the president must've gotten easy if a case like this calls ya'll in," said one of the cops who were idling around, a few others chuckled.

"What makes you say that?" Myka asked stepping forward.

"Aside from leaving us her name we know who it is, the kid got a good look at her but there's cameras installed and we've reviewed them and came up with a clean image. We even got some fingerprints she left on the glass before she left. Open and shut case." Pete nodded and pulled his partner back.

"Maybe the football was off this time," he said and she sighed nodded with little effort when the Farnsworth buzzed. Moving away from the crowd they opened it up to see Jennifer and Claudia. "Hey ladies, what's up?"

"Thanks to our computer expert here we borrowed the images from the police at the scene knowing that if we want the faster results for your burglar we needed to do it ourselves," she stepped away revealing Jake setting a book on the table before pulling out a copy of the woman's fingerprints and of course he explained what he was doing.

"This is the original Domesday Book which keeps record of every single person ever born and is continuously updating. Of course being an artifact it doesn't get bigger than this but using the right combination of artifacts you can learn anything," he lifted up a police ticket book that looked old, transferring the fingerprints into it he placed it on the book. "Juan Vucetich was the first man to use fingerprinting in police work and these two should give us a name." After a few moments of nothing he sighed and picked up the ticket book putting it back down, still nothing. "Okay," Jake said opening the book and removing the purple glove. Placing his hand on it the Domesday Book glowed and Jake's picture appeared with his name under it. "Well guys it looks like your thief doesn't really exist."

As Myka and Pete drove to their hotel they passed another jewelry store cleverly called 'Family Jewels" causing Pete to pull over and point it out to Myka who clearly didn't get the joke. Before Pete could explain it there was a smash and a moment later the door flew open and a brunette woman ran from the store, jewelry in hand. She had a good head start as the pair started to chase her she turned the corner and vanished down an alley but moments before Pete noticed something odd and looked at Myka to confirm. When they got to the alley she was gone, there was a door down the way that was closing and Pete got to it before it did yanking it open and throwing the man who was there off balance and to the ground.

"Whoa sorry, did you see a long haired woman run this way?" he asked as the man shook his head.

"I just work here and was coming out for a smoke but forgot my lighter."

"And you didn't see anyone…"

"Matt, no sorry," By then Myka caught up and Matt went back inside.

"Think we're dealing with an artifact that erases you from records and from this world?" Myka asked as Pete kept looking at her legs. "Stop it Pete," she said playfully but he snapped his fingers.

"She wasn't running like a she," he said.

"Were you watching her run?" Myka said feeling annoyed.

"Well….yes but not like I watch you run. There's a way that you and women in general run and she reminded me of how a guy might run." Pete's revelation got them to call Jake back.

"Gender swapping artifacts?" Jake repeated thinking about it before sitting at the catalog computer. "There's only a few that we have and even fewer we don't, there's Hannah Snell's handkerchief, she was known as James Gray in the seventeen hundreds to search for her lost husband. Frieda Belinfante's conducting baton, she escaped the Gestapo by hiding as a man. Ehud Barak's eyeglasses, he disguised himself as a woman to kill members of the Palestine Liberation Organization. Wait of course, how could I forget, Hua Mulan."

"From the Disney movie?" Pete asked as Jake nodded.

"It was her life that the movie was based on and it was speculated in Warehouse twelve that the medal she was awarded by the Emperor became an artifact but we couldn't ever locate it."

Meanwhile inside the restaurant Matt took out the medal and pinned it to himself watching his reflecting in the refrigerator change into a beautiful woman. She smiled and walked into the front of the restaurant to rob them.

"So you think a guy is changing his appearance into a woman to rob places?" Myka asked as Pete nodded.

"Yeah I mean it's the perfect disguise, especially when the woman doesn't really exist like the cop and that thief at your high school reunion. Walks in as a crook, robs the place and once outside becomes the cop. Except with one less person, so she could have become a," he paused, "He. Matt the kid from the alley!" Running back to the store just as Matt, looking like a woman, ran out with a bag of cash.

"Stop right there!" Myka shouted but Mat turned and ran but he didn't get very far as Myka teslaed him and he went sprawling to the ground. As the police came Myka and Pete took Matt around the alley. Looking her up and down Pete smiled and Myka hit him.

"Ouch, no not that, that," he pointed and she saw the medal on her chest and smiled with him pulling it off watching as Matt returned to normal. Bagging it sparks flew in the air as they dragged Matt back out and handed him to the police. "Check his place for the diamonds." Once Matt was safe Myka and Pete sat in their car watching him go.

"At least we didn't spend the night in each other's bodies," Myka said and Pete chuckle and she hit him, only lightly though as they started for home.

Pulling into a rest stop so that Myka could freshen up after falling asleep in the car Pete watched her go with a smile. Getting out himself, to stretch, he walked around the small park seeing a young man with a backpack hitting several things with a stick and he got a vibe. Not a bad one but that the kid wasn't just randomly tapping that stick. Taking a seat near him Pete sighed and smiled at him when the boy looked up.

"I'm sorry, I just found this over there I didn't know it belonged to anyone," said the young man, a kid really who set the stick down.

"That's okay," Pete said with a smile, the kid looked like he was starving. So Pete fished out five dollars in ones out of his pocket, "How about as a reward for finding this I give you some money for the vending machines?" The boy's face lit up as he nodded taking the money and giving the stick to Pete.

"That's a truly amazing thing sir, but I want to tell you something, I was hitch hiking yesterday before I found that," with that he left just as Myka came over.

"What have you got there?" Pete shrugged and tapped it on the table, the moment he did he heard a sound but saw amazing colors and he understood that this was an artifact that could trap you here forever.

"Get a bag Myka," he said as he tapped it again without thinking about it, it was so beautiful. Quickly rushing to the car she grabbed a bag and came back as Pete tapped his own leg with it. Prying it from his hands she tossed it in and it sparked as she held it from her. Looking at each other they were both amazed that they found another artifact not realizing the hiker was standing in the darkness of the alcove watching them.

Back at the warehouse Pete followed Jake as he placed the medal close to a white flower.

"That is Jorinde's Flower from the Brothers Grimm, it returns things to their normal form and will balance out the medal." Moving onto the music aisle he picked up the baton, "This guy is an interesting find, Pierre Benjamin Monteux's conductor baton not only does it allow you to see music but it entrances you in the same place forever, unless someone else gets it away from you," setting it down he could tell Pete wasn't really listening and he relented, "Fine let's go, I'll show you Sandro Botticelli's palette which changes your skin color." Pete was laughing as they walked off, behind them the baton moved a little.

AN – Artifacts mentioned/used

Hua Mulan's War Medal
Jorinde's Flower
Pierre Benjamin Monteux's conductor baton
Sandro Botticelli's palette