Inside the Series: Zombie Powder

So, this is like the Bleach version, but not. It will have the same format, of three parts for each person I cover. Here's the interview with a main man, Gamma.

Chapter 1: Akutabi Gamma Part I

Akutabi Gamma is one of the main characters of the amazing manga series Zombie Powder. He is known as the black armed shinigami, and this is true, except for the fact that he is half shinigami, as both of his grandmothers are death gods. His paternal grandfather was a carpenter and his maternal grandfather was a woman, so we don't know who his maternal grandmother was. Welcome to Charles Tolle's interview with the black armed shinigami.

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"Welcome to Inside the Series," announced Charles as he stepped onto the stage. "I'm Charles Tolle, I'm a wildman, and I'm the only host in showbiz who's had a show canceled because the host was so hot, all the girls who saw him had vaginal eruptions, and couches are expensive to clean." The audience booed. "Seriously, you people have no sense of humor. Anyway, I'm here with one of the main men of Zombie Powder, the one, the only, Akutabi Gamma!"

Gamma stepped into the studio and sat down across from Charles. He put a hand on his chainsaw.

"Hello, Charles," he said. "I am ready to challenge you to a show!"

"No, you're here so that I can interview you," said Charles. "You're having a seat, so let's have an interview."

"Before we begin," said Gamma, "I have a quick question."

"Lay it on me, my friend."

"Where's the piss bucket? I'm about to drown a horse."

"That way," said Charles pointing toward the bathroom. "Hurry back, please."

Gamma ran off. Charles sat on the stage alone.

"Okay," he said. "I'll fill this empty minute. There's a man in a restaurant, and he calls his waiter over and says, 'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' and the waiter says, 'It's the rotting meat that attracts them.' "

"Ha ha!" laughed a man. "Ees funny cause he ees eating rotten meat! Ooooh!"

"Who let Fouad in?" Charles asked.

"I'm back," said Gamma. "Sorry."

"You gotta go, you gotta go," said Charles. "XYZ, by the way."

"Oh, thanks," said Gamma as he zipped up.

"So, Mr. Akutabi, you are a fan favorite in your series. What do you have to say about that?"

"Well, I do appreciate the respect," said Gamma. "I'd like to take this moment to thank the fans of Zombie Powder and even the fans of Bleach, because we are by the same man. And I would also like to thank the fans of Tite Kubo's side stories in the last three Zombie Powder volumes, because the fans are all fans."

"Yeah, so, exactly why did you nail the armor into your arm?"

"Besides the ability to catch bullets, it also allows me to be a blacksmith without a hammer. I'm a licensed smith, and in the off-season of crime, I work at Williamsburg."

"What's the main disadvantage besides not being able to jack off?"

"I'm left-handed, so I can still jack off."

"Oh. That answers my question. Okay, what made you undertake the Zombie Powder job in the first place?"

"It wasn't my choice, really. Kubo approached me and asked if I'd like to star in his series. I was a guy living on the streets making a few pennies by breakdancing. He was a guy starting out on his own, I was a guy who had started, but I was thrown out on my ass, so I was also on my own."

"Thrown out on your ass?"

"I used to be a pro breakdancer. But next thing you know, my group, Greek Shinigami was out, and that a-hole Balmunk's group Mystic Mysticism was in."

"So, why is Balmunk on Zombie Powder with you?"

"He juggles the two jobs to spite me. It goes back to high school."

"You went to high school?"

"The only people in Zombie Powder who didn't go to high school are Angelle, Nazna, Elwood, and that weird one from Balmunk's circus with the knives."

"Midge Falzon?"

"Yeah, that ugly-ass girl."

"Man."

"That too."

"So, you're kinda like Michael Jackson. A fan favorite even though a pedophile," said Charles.

"Excuse me?" Gamma asked.

"Angelle. She's half your age."

"She's eleven years younger and she's twelve now."

"That's still an age gap of over a century."

"Decade."

"That too."

"Look, it's mutual. I'm not supposed to kiss her until she's sixteen. Where she learns all that crazy sexual stuff, I have no idea."

"Rukia."

"What?"

"Yeah, I saw Angelle giving Elwood a Soul Society Sword Sharpening yesterday. I saw it and I jizzed in my pants."

Gamma did not speak. He instead punched Charles with his metal hand before picking up his chainsaw, then he remembered a crucial detail.

"Uh, if I say that I'm loony cuckoo, it's not murder, right?" he asked. "Anyone?"

"Chop him up!" someone in the audience shouted, making everyone else take up the cry.

"Don't chop me up!" Charles cried as he stumbled to his feet and fell off the stage. "Ow! Hey, uh, Gamma? Gamma? You still up there? Friend? Ally? I've fallen rather hard on my ass and I doubt I can get up! Some ass-wipe put a dildo right where I fell, and it's up there pretty good and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Hello! Gamma?"

Gamma simply walked off the stage as the audience cheered.

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